USPW Friday Night Freedom [10]

[CEO Cloe]

Live from the Ameri-Dome, Washington D.C.
Friday, June 29th

[glow=blue,2,300]USPW Presents: Freedom[/glow]

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Your USPW Presents: Hell Frozen Over Commentators for tonight:
Tom Roberts, Steve Travis and Johnny Vendetta

Roberts: Hell USPW fans welcome to Friday Night Freedom!! Happy June 29th, everyone! Can you believe this is the 10th ever Friday Night Freedom??

Travis: I'm Steve Travis, and these goofy looking guys are my broadcast partners, Johnny Boyardee and Tom Roberts!

Johnny: Yeah! We would thank our sponsors and hype the show, but really, screw the sponsors, Matt Hawk has demanded his massacre of Dale... I mean match be first!

Roberts: Let's start the action!!

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No DQ Match

Matt Hawk vs Dale
Mischoff declares that Hawk can face anyone he wishes tonight on Freedom!

Travis: Our next match is going to be a good one, a NO DQ match between "The Daddy" Matt Hawk, and his bitter rival Dale!

[Some off the wall music begins to play and Dale steps out onto the entrance ramp and makes his way down to the ring with the fans showering him with boos. He rolls in the ring and steps into a far corner and seems to be a little skittish about wrestling here tonight.]

Travis: Dale looks scared…

Johnny: Well, he is facing Matt Hawk, "The Big Daddy"! I would be scared too!

“You knew that I was coming cause you heard my name
But you don't know my game and never felt my pain
Can't read my brain but you read my lips
And got scared when you heard that I was coming with hits
Now don't even trip, be a man instead
Give thanks I'm alive when I should be dead
I'm in the red cause my mind's distortin
People claimin that they know me, but they only know a portion
I'm a move mountains and touch the sun
Don't get scared now, you knew this day would come
So hold your bids, all bets are closed
And fuck all you hoes”

[The Daddy walks out as “Devil Without a Cause” continues to play. When he reaches the ring he walks all the way around the ring pointing at the crowd before climbing up the steps. Once in the ring The Daddy climbs up to the second turnbuckle points to the crowd strikes a poise. Then he walks to the center of the ring.]

Roberts: Matt Hawk looks ready for action.

Travis: He sure as hell does.

[The bell rings and Matt Hawk rushes towards Dale. He hits Dale with a huge shoulder block and knocks Dale straight onto his back. Matt Hawk picks Dale back up and gives him two strong right hands to his head and Dale falls back to the ground. Matt Hawk turns to the crowd and throws one of his arms in the air to get the crowd excited.]

Johnny: There you go Daddy!

Travis: Johnny, That sounded a little creepy.

[Hawk lifts Dale up and chops him across the chest, He chops him across the chest once more before he stumbles back into the near corner. Hawk walks over and climbs on top of Dale and begins the classic ten count punches. One,Two,Three,Four,Five,Six,Seven,Eight,Nine, and with the final punch the entire crowd yells out; TEN ! Hawk hops down and Dale falls face first onto the ground.]

Travis: Matt Hawk gives Dale ten of the hardest punches of his life!

Roberts: You know, I don’t think I ever seen the crowd on Matt Hawk’s side since he joined USPW. But today, they seem to be loving him.

Johnny: More like they hate this Dale character. Daddy should whoop his ass!

[Hawk lifts Dale back up and simply scoop slams him back down. Hawk bounces off the ropes and drops a knee on the back of Dale, leaving him gripping his back in pure agony. Hawk laughs as he rises up and rolls out of the ring, He showboats toward the fans a bit before reaching under the ring and pulling out a steel chair, he tosses it in the ring and rolls back in.]

Johnny: Looks like The Daddy is going to get this party started!

Roberts: He's going to decimate Dale with that chair !

[Hawk is back in the ring and has the chair in his hand, but he doesn't hit Dale with it, he simply props it between the top and middle turnbuckle then turns his attention back to Dale. Hawk grabs him by his head, but is met with a strong left forearm to the groin. Hawk falls over gripping his groin, Dale lifts up and walks over to the chair, he takes it and turns back around to Hawk and hits him over the back with it. The sound of steel meeting Hawks back echoes through the arena.]

Roberts: Ouch! A big chair shot from Dale!

[Hawk doesn't get hurt, he quickly rolls to his feet holding his back, Dale charges at him with the chair high above his head, Hawk kicks him in his gut and Dale drops the chair and bends over gasping for air, Hawk grabs his neck and DDTs him right on top of the chair sending blood splattering all over the ring. Hawk gets back to his feet, blood dripping all the way down his arm and his rib cage area, Hawk looks down at it and chants at the crowd. "F--K DALE, F--K DALE" The crowd joins in with his chant as he turns around and picks up the blood soaked chair and hits Dale over the back with it. Hawk tosses the chair out of the ring and lifts Dale to his feet; the blood is running all through Dales eyes at this point.]

Travis: Dale is a bloody mess !

Johnny: Oh how I love to see a good beating.

[Hawk hoists Dale high into the air in a vertical suplex position, he holds him there for a moment before slamming him back first into the mat. Hawk rolls over with a sickening look on his face. He lifts Dale to his feet once more, and knees him in the gut. Hawk then places him in position for a piledriver and hits one. Dales head spikes the mat hard.]

Roberts: His head just made impact with the mat!

[Hawk rolls Dale over, he's almost lifeless at this point and Hawk drops another knee but this one landing on Dales face, sending blood flying all across the ring. Hawk laughs as he lifts Dale up and places him in a full nelson type hold, He looks across the screaming fans and yells, "LETS FINISH THIS !" and drives Dale face first into the unforgiving wrestling mat, landing his trademark Face Lift. Hawk flips Dale over and simply lays one of his feet on Dales chest as the ref counts. One...Two...Three!! The bell rings and Matt Hawks music begins to bump over the PA system.]

Johnny: My man did it!

Travis: He really gave Dale a beating.

Roberts: He practically murdered him. Let’s get the medics out here, please!

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[Just outside a door reading “Mr. Mischoff’s Office – KEEP OUT”, stands the ring girl and manager of “The MMA Machine” Mike Mahoney… Toni Frost. Or is that former manager? It’s back to the MMA octagon for Toni. She looks exceptionally pretty, as always, she clears her throat, knocks, then comes in. Mr Mischoff is alone in his office, holding a championship belt.]

Mr Mischoff: Toni Frost? I didn’t expect to see you here. Then again, I guess we won’t ever see you here again. I am pretty sad to see you go… But I will love watching you leave!

Toni Frost: Thanks Mr Mischoff! You’re right… This is my final Freedom appearance of my contract. But I really came to wish you good luck in your match tonight.

[Mischoff holds up his championship.]

Mr. Mischoff: This is the FCW Championship, Toni. I don’t need luck. I am a born winner.

Toni Frost: Wow, FCW! That’s like… Old. I was in high school.

Mr. Mischoff: So what??

Toni Frost: What about ring rust, Mr Mischoff?

[Mr Mischoff rubs his chin and ponders this.]

Toni Frost: What happens if you get hurt out there? What happens if you get hurt before the match? We don’t want that!

[Mischoff looks dumbfounded.]

Toni Frost: I tell you what! I have my MMA Machine, the first ever double USPW Champion, ready to go in his ring gear, just in case something happens to you, Matt! I promise, Phantom will not leave with the title! *Toni grins* Let’s have a warm up match.

Mr Mischoff: Excuse me? A warm up match?

Toni Frost: Yeah! We need to test your endurance, your stamina, your drive! We need to test you up and wear you out, Matt!

[Mischoff clears his throat and loosens his tie.]

Toni Frost: A falls count on top of Mischoff’s desk, bra and panties match, with no time limit!

[The camera guy slowly backs out as Mr. Mischoff reaches out and slams the door. With a loud “CLICK”, the door is locked.]

Roberts: What in the world??

Johnny: You heard the lady! Falls count on top of Mischoff’s desk!

Travis: This is gonna be the strangest battle royal ever.

Bra and Panties Match

Toni Frost vs. Mr Mischoff
Falls Count On Top of Mischoff's Desk

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USPW Television Championship Match


Death Row vs Izzy Inzane (c)

Travis: Up next we've got a USPW Television Title match pitting Izzy Inzane against the monster, Deathrow !

Roberts: Izzy's only had the Television Title for five days, and he's got to go out an risk his own well being against this sasquatch like man, Deathrow. Doesn't seem fair to me.

Johnny: Well, it's the "TELEVISION" Title for a reason, it gets defended on Television. Duh !

["Down with the Sickness" Blasts over the PA system and the fans react instantly with boos and some foul chants. Deathrow and his manager step out onto the entrance ramp. Joey Love has Deathrows USPW Tag Belt hanging over his shoulder as the two of them walk down the ramp, with fans yelling and cussing all at them, Deathrow steps onto the ring apron and over the ropes and walks to his corner as his music fades. Joey Love walks over to the bell table and pulls up a chair and seats himself.]

Roberts: This guy is just scary big !

Johnny: He's going to fold Izzy up like a piece of paper !

["Welcome to Detroit City" begins to bump over the PA system. The fans start to rock back and forth to the beat as they see "The Human Highlight Reel" Izzy Inzane step out onto the entrance ramp with the USPW Television Title strapped around his waist, ring gear on, and a Black shirt that reads on the front, "W.T.D" and the back reads, "It won't be long.". Izzy makes his walk to the ring as he slaps hands with all the fans he can before rolling in the ring. He unstraps his belt and hands it to the referee, He runs and bounces off the ropes before taking his shirt off and tossing it into the crowd and returning to his corner. The Ref holds the belt high in the air and the bell rings.]

Travis: The match is under way !

[Izzy and Deathrow walk to the center of the ring and begin a stare down. Izzy extends his hand to Deathrow, Deathrow looks around and spits on the ground and delivers a cheap right hook to Izzy knocking him back. Deathrow makes a strong push for offense as he backs Izzy into the corner and begins to pumble him with rights and lefts to the rib cage.]

Johnny: That's what being a nice guy gets you Izzy !

[Deathrow keeps the attack coming, one punch after another. The ref comes over and pulls Deathrow away warning him about the 5 second DQ rule. Deathrow brushes him to the side and walks back toward Izzy but is met with both of Izzys feet right to his face. Deathrow stumbles back and Izzy rushes towards him hitting him with a clothesline that doesn't even move the beast. Izzy runs and bounces off the ropes gaining momentum that is short lived when Deathrow snaps him over and delivers a powerslam.]

Travis: Izzy had some steam going, but Deathrow is just too much for him to handle !

Roberts: Don't give up on Izzy just yet, We've seen him pull out some miracles before.

[Deathrow lifts up and brings Izzy to his feet as well. Deathrow puts Izzy on his shoulder in an Oklahoma Slam style hold and runs forward, driving Izzy back first into the mat. Izzy lets out a yell that could make the hair on the back of your neck stand up. Joey Love claps his hands and lets out a laugh at his seat. Deathrow lifts Izzy back up and scoops him up, but Izzy slips over Deathrows back and drop kicks him. Deathrow stumbles forward and falls over the ropes onto the outside mat. Izzy crouches down and trys to catch his breathe. Deathrow is trying to get to his feet but is having some trouble. Izzy has regained his energy and runs, leaping over the ropes and hitting Deathrow with a big air plancha, knocking himself and Deathrow to the mat. The ref goes to the roeps and begins to count.]

Roberts: If they don't get back in the ring it's going to be a double DQ !

[Izzy hurries to his feet as the ref reaches a 4 on his count and rolls into the ring. Deathrow gets up shortly after and rolls in as well. The ref stops the count. Izzy is on his feet and he trys to lift Deathrow off of his knees, but Deathrow shoves him into the ropes sending him bouncing back. Izzy uses this momentum to hit a huge seated dropkick straight to the jaw of Deathrow. Deathrow goes flat to the mat with out movement. Izzy is on his feet catching his breathe. He flips Deathrow over, now lying on his back. Izzy starts to wave his arms up and down as he climbs up the turnbuckle, He reaches the top.]

Travis: We all know where this is going, The SENTON BOMB !

Johnny: NOOO !

[As Izzy seems to be going for the Senton Bomb, we see Joey Love who has left the title and his seat behind grab his leg and prevent him from taking off. Izzy yells at him to let go as the ref comes over and gets him off and takes him back out to his ringside seat and starts to warn him about the possibility of being DQ'd. As the ref is explaing this to Joey Love, Deathrow has gotten to his feet and is now climbing to the top of the rope meeting Izzy, Izzy is caught by a suprise right hand. Deathrow then hooks him and takes off backwards for a huge superplex from the top rope. The sound of Izzy smacking the mat is enough to bring the ref rushing back into the ring.]

Travis: GOOD GRAVY !

Roberts: Izzy has to be broken from head to toe after that !

Johnny: He's dead.

[Deathrow hooks Izzys leg and goes for the cover.]

1....

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[Izzy gets his shoulder up and Deathrow raises to his feet in anger. He begins to argue with the ref. But he makes a simple mistake of letting Izzy recover behind him. Izzy bounces off the ropes and runs at Deathrows back delivering a clothesline that sends Deathrow stumbling forward. Izzy doesn't let up this time. He grabs Deathrow by the head and jerks him back and hits a huge tornado DDT using the turnbuckle to help him spin. Deathrows head spikes into the mat. Izzy gets up and starts to feel the mass amount of energy storm through his body. He climbs up the turnbuckle this time, un-interrupted. Leaps off and hits a huge senton bomb. He gets up again and starts to show boat with the fans some. He makes the same mistake Deathrow did, and allows Deathrow to recover.]

Johnny: Deathrow is up !

[Deathrow walks to Izzy and lifts him in the air and delivers another huge slam, this time, a full nelson slam. Izzys hits the mat back first, with his head bouncing off the mat like a basketball. Deathrow gives a cut throat signal and bounces off the ropes, leaps in the air and hits that huge belly flop slam that helped him win the Tag Titles and goes for another cover.]

1....

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[Izzy kicks out again. Deathrow is fed up at this point. He lifts Izzy up and lifts him into the air in a Gorilla Press style hold and slams him face first into the turnbuckle. Izzy bounces straight back to his feet holding his face. We can see that his left eye is completely red, and that the blood bessels have bursted in it. Deathrow runs toward him and trys to clothesline him into the turnbuckle, But Izzy ducks and sends Deathrow into the turnbuckle. Izzy turns around and kicks him in the jaw and then strains to lift him to the top rope.]

Travis: Looks like Izzy is going to return that earlier superplex by the hands of Deathrow.

Roberts: Izzy might be able to finish this right now !

[Izzy climbs up the turnbuckle and hooks Deathrow into a fishermans suplex style hold, setting him up for the Welcome to Detroit. Izzy struggles to lift Deathrow from the top of the turnbuckel, but he manages to fly backward and deliver the Welcome to Detroit from the top of the turnbuckle. The fans let out a huge pop as Izzy drapes his arm over Deathrow and goes for the cover.]

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[Izzy has gotten the win, his music begins to play. The ref grabs the USPW Television Title and hands it to Izzy as he rolls out of the ring holding it close to him.]

Travis: Izzy did it ! He was too determined to retain that belt that Deathrow couldn't even stop him !

Roberts: But at what cost!? Izzy looks like he's been through a car crash and he got the worse end of it.

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The Predator Has Arrived

[We go backstage, in the parking lot to see The Predator heading toward the locker room area with his street clothes on, rolling a suitcase behind him. He seems determined and focus.]

Roberts: The Predator is here tonight, folks! He is ready for this main event tonight!

Travis: Yes, The Predator is my TOP PICK to win the 10-man battle royal tonight! This is his FIRST EVER USPW World Championship match, and frankly, we all know Predator can win it!

[The Predator is about to head into the door when he hears a voice behind him.]

Fan: P-p-predator! N-no no way! I can’t believe it!

[Predator stops and turns around. It is a fan of USPW. A young man wearing USPW related gear is shaking in his boots, with a permanent marker in his hand and sipping a cup of coffee. Predator looks this fan up and down. There’s just one problem. This fan is wearing “Idol Nation” everything. His baseball cap, his t-shirt, his everything say “IDOL” in big letters, or have pictures of the USPW Champ in some way on it.]

Predator: Well, hello. It’s always nice to meet a fan… Would you like an autograph before I head back to get ready for my big main event tonight?

Fan: Really?? I mean… SURE!!

[The fan hands Predator his marker.]

Fan: I don’t have anything to sign, really. Well nothing without my favorite wrestler, The Idol, Max Prophet on it. Hmmm… You know he is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time!! Ohh I know! My coffee cup!

[The fan hands Predator his marker then points to his Starbucks disposable coffee cup. Predator tries his best not to look annoyed.]

Predator: That will work… Who should I make this out to?

Fan: Ohh, I know… How about you make it out to “Go”… you know… As in… GO FUCK YOURSELF, BITCH!

[Without warning or hesitation this “fan” throws his steaming hot coffee into the face of The Predator, as the Predator is taken by complete surprise and he screams in pain.]

Roberts: Ohh good lord!! What is going on here??

Johnny: Just another USPW smark!

[From behind a nearby parked car comes Matt Hawk and The Idol, laughing and smiling, as Big Daddy nails Predator right in the jaw with a stiff right hand, and the duo stomp on him.]

Matt Hawk: Haha, can you believe he fell for it? Newsflash, Predator. You don’t have any fans!

[The Idol cracks up laughing as Hawk lifts Predator to his feet, and kicks him in the gut. Max and Matt both hook an arm, lift Predator up, hold him there in a stalling position for about two seconds and then drop him back first with a double team suplex onto the hood of the car. The metallic thud echoes in the parking lot.]

Johnny: What a beautiful double suplex onto that parked car! That’s great technique!

Roberts: This is madness!

The Idol: Hey Matt, let’s give this guy a Facelift he’ll never forget. Let’s go right through this windshield!

[Matt Hawk smiles and lifts Predator up and rolls him onto the hood of the car. He gets up on the hood himself, and goes behind Predator hooking his arms for his deadly finisher, The Facelift.]

Travis: He can’t be serious!!

[Before Hawk can execute his finisher, the loud voices of “HEY! HEY!!” can be heard as several USPW wrestlers come from around the corner, still in street clothes, and Idol pulls Matt Hawk off the car, and the two flee the scene of the crime. Izzy Inzane, AJ Johnson and more come rushing to the aid of Predator who is holding his ribs in pain.]

Travis: Wow, it looks like DWI want Predator out of here! What a brutal beat down!

Roberts: We need medics out here, asap!

Johnny: Idol Nation, baby!

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[Andrew Savage is seen walking around with a new T-shirt that read's "Hear the Thunder...Hear the Drums...Fear the Battle" on the front and on the back it read's "I Stand Alone".]

Savage: I Respect "The Idol" Max Prophet and Matt Hawk, Yes I'v been around alot longer then most know but i do know what Respect is and how to show it.

[Andrew Savage smiles and walks past the Camera and then walks into the office reading "CEO of USPW: Cloe" and closes the door behind him.]

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Standard Match

Adam Young vs Cyanide Harvey

[Cyanide exits from Behind the "Curtain Area", Walks to the top of the Ramp, Throws up arms with clinched fists making an 'X' and Two missiles shoot from either side of the ramp and pop loudly. And a spray of Gold Flares reigns down from the bottom of the Titantron. "Big Boss Man" strut to the ring, and an Edge slide into the Ring. Goes to each of the four corners and climbs to the second turnbuckle to throw up more 'X's'. Then waits in the center of the ring massaging his lower arms.]

Johnny: Cyanide Harvey is a beast! A former Tag Team Champion and current USPW Six Man Tag Team Champion!

['Down with the sickness" Plays as Adam Young comes to the ring followed by his manager Joey Love. Adam gets into the ring and stares down Cyanide.]

Johnny: Whoa! What a stare down folks! Blink you and might miss it!

[The bell sounds and the match is under way. They both tie up in the middle of the ring, both trying to gain an advantage. Cyanide does and than he takes control of the match. Adam Young fights back and shows he is not going down without a fight!]

[Both men spill the action out of the ring and battle back and forth with Adam doing what he can using the ring steps as Cyanide fights back. He grabs Adam and slams his head up against a ring post and than slides Adam back into the ring, keeping the action in ring.]

Roberts: Smart, keeping the action in the ring. We want a clear winner here folks!

[The action heats up. Adam seems to get control, only for a second and than Cyanide takes control and seems to not look back. That is till Joey Love gets on the ring apron and gets in the face of the ref. Cyanide sees this and takes his eyes off of Adam and faces Joey.]

Roberts: Keep your eye on the match!

[With this distraction. Deathrow comes from crowd, slides into the ring and nails Cyanide from behind, from the back wasting no time is Crysis who comes down and makes the save. All four men begin to brawl, the ref sees this and has no choice but to toss out the match.]

Vendetta: Well that was weak. No clear winner here folks. Hopefully we get a rematch or something. These two men need to beat the ever living tar out of each other.

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Travis: Well ladies and gentleman I have confirmation that it is about time for GM Rays special announcement for AJ Johnson and our next Pay-Per-View.

Johnny: That's right!..I can't wait to see what will happen.

[Suddenly "Here Comes The Money" hits the PA system as out of the curtain walks GM Ray. He is wearing a solid black suit with a top hat and a walking cane. The crowd is cheering for him and chanting his name as he stands and looks at the crowd for a moment before heading down the ramp and into the ring. He grabs a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring as he begins to speak.]

Ray: What a night it has been tonight! That you all for coming out and showing your support for USPW! [The crowd then begins to cheer louder.]

Ray: Well ever since new management has taken over, we have picked the locations of the ppvs and just so happens that this month it is my turn. Well this months ppv will be held in my home state of Florida in my hometown of Pensacola! It will be held at the Pensacola Civic Center!!!! And it's called...

[The cheers become louder.]

Ray: But there is more. You see AJ Johnson earned what I call an oppertunity and here is what it is. At this Pay-Per-View the main event will be a match that AJ actually created. A match that he apparently has tried to get the older management to book for a while but never happened. Well AJ it is happening and your oppertunity is that you have earned a spot in the match. That's right folks, the Main Event for the next Pay-Per-View is going to be a Glory for Gold Match!

[The roof explodes with roars and cheers from the crowd as GM Ray begins smiling.]

Ray: The match involves five participants in which they will start on the outside of the ring and fight until four of them reach the inside. But the ring is going to be surrounded by a fifteen foot high steel cage! Once the four men enter the ring the match turns into a four way elimination match until there are only two wrestlers left. When the two remaining wrestlers are in the ring the match will turn into a Ladder Match and it will be for the top championship in USPW!! .... AJ Johnson, you get the first spot because of your victory at the Pay-Per-View! The second, third, fourth and fifth slot will be determined in the next three weeks! We will book wrestlers in either triple threat or four way qualifying matches in order to determine the final three participants, plus, obviously, whoever holds USPW's top championship at the time! Good Luck and Thank You!

[GM Ray drops the mic and heads to the backstage area with his music playing over the PA System as the show cuts to commercial.]

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[GM Ray]

MAIN EVENT
10-Man Over The Top Battle Royal Match
For USPW World Heavyweight Championship

The Brian Magnum vs Crysis Harvey vs Phantom vs "The Idol" Max Prophet (C) vs Andrew Savage vs Deathrow vs The Predator vs AJ Johnson vs Grave Digger vs Mr Mischoff

Travis: Ok, we got a wild main event here guys and our new USPW World Heavyweight Champion is defending his championship already! Against NINE other people! And Mischoff is one of them?? How did we get here, Tom?

Roberts: Well, after The Idol signed a contract with USPW and was granted a World Heavyweight Championship match against Phantom at Hell Frozen, people accused Mischoff of stacking the deck in Idol’s favor. While Idol was relaxing at the beach and sipping on drinks Phantom was going to war with guys like The Labyrinth.

Johnny: Yeah! And now that The Idol is the champion of the world, butt-hurt Ray has this battle royal set up, like it’s some kind of “Idol kryptonite” like, bitch please, you know Idol and Mischoff got this one in the bags!

[“Wild Ones” by Flo Rida plays and the crowd immediately stands tall and lets out a roar for fan-favorite The Predator.]

Travis: Wow, listen to this crowd! They are excited to see Predator get his first ever USPW World title shot!!

Johnny: Yeah but they might be disappointed…

Roberts: That’s right, Predator was brutally attacked in the parking lot earlier tonight by Hawk and Idol!

Johnny: And Idol’s fan!

[The crowd’s applaus changes to massive booing as Mr Mischoff comes out from the back instead of Predator. Mischoff is limping around and using walking crutches to aid him. He waves to the crowd but they dismiss him and a few cups even fly at the stage.]

Travis: What the hell happened to him? Why is he on crutches?

Roberts: He’s trying to get out of this match like a damn weasel!

Johnny: Now, now… He did have a warm-up match earlier if I recall correctly.

[Mischoff gets into the ring and asks for a mic, as the fans continue to boo him.]

Mr. Mischoff: Now, now. I know if there’s anything the USPW fans hate more than anything it’s an 8-man battle royal. Yes, it’s true. Dylan The Predator was injured earlier tonight in a serious slip-and-fall accident in the parking lot. Yes, we believe he slipped on some motor oil or a used tissue. It’s a shame.

[The crowd is in a rage, they can’t believe this.]

Mr. Mischoff: Yeah, yeah… The guy isn’t dead! He’s just out, but medical staff says he will be back next week… Unfortunately. And as for your hero, Mr. Mischoff… Well…

[Crowd boos.]

Mr. Mischoff: I was training with the super talented, and super sexy Toni Frost backstage, but I seem to have pulled a muscle and I am not… I repeat, NOT medically cleared to compete tonight. I’m sorry, but I was making Toni tap out from behind, you know how it goes… rear NAKED choke… *Wink*

[The audience is really reaching a boiling point.]

Mr. Mischoff: Now, now, I know the fans paid to see me. So with all due respect, since I can’t wrestle, I’m gonna have to join the commentary table. Tom… Mr. Tom Roberts. Get your sorry Cloe-ass-kissing-ass up, and go to the back. Your done for the night… Without pay.

Roberts: I… Ummm….

Mr. Mischoff: Goodbye, Tom!

[The audience boos as tom Roberts puts his head down in shame and leaves the commentary table, and Mischoff joins Johnny Vendetta and Steve Travis with a smile, but he still has the microphone.]

Mr. Mischoff: Now I know we all paid to see a 10-man battle royal! But with two injuries we need two replacements! So let me announce the first replacement! Ladies and gentle, please welcome……..!!

[“Devil Without A Cause” plays and the crowd is livid as “Big Daddy” Matt Hawk makes his way to the ring, smiling and pissing the fans off with his cocky demeanor.]

Travis: Wow! Matt Hawk is in this match now??

Johnny: Now it’s a REAL main event!!

Mr. Mischoff: And of course, I know we all heard the chants this last week… One more match… One more match… Please don’t go… Please don’t go… So, here it is guys! One last USPW match!

[“Enter the Cage” by Adema plays and the fans go wild for Mike Mahoney as he comes running from the back. They’re not sure whether to cheer or boo. Are the odds really stacked in Idol’s favor again tonight.]

Travis: One more match is right! Mr. Mike Mahoney, Mr. MMA is in the house!!

Johnny: Yeah baby, I got a goooood feeling about Idol’s chances tonight!!

Travis: Ok, I'm recieving word we have a new graphic for tonight's match.



[“Slow Chemical” by Finger eleven plays, as The Grave Digger makes his way from the big. Tall, powerful and intimidating behind his mask, he enters the ring.]

Travis: Well let’s not count Grave Digger out of this World Title match. This man has been a USPW Six Man Tag Team Champion for over a month now, and he knows how to win!

Johnny: Yeah, if Grave Digger wins, then someone should post that all over Stardust’s Facebook!

[“Downfall of Us All” plays as Crysis Harvey exits from behind the Curtain Area, Walks to the top of the Ramp, Throws up his left arm with clinched fists making and Two missiles shoot from either side of the ramp and pop loudly. And a spray of Gold Flares reigns down from the bottom of the Amer-tron. Slow methodical walk to the ring, Struts up the steps and enters the right thru the second rope.. Goes to two corners and climbs to the second turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd. Then waits in the center of the ring massaging his lower arms.]

Travis: Crysis Harvey and Grave Digger are just as dangerous as anyone in this battle royal because they are a team! An alliance!

Johnny: But this is a free-for-all, and if it comes down to it, Crysis WILL eliminate Grave Digger. Remember, he pinned Phantom and pinned AJ Johnson! That’s some credentials!

[“I came to Play” by Downstait plays as The Brian Magnum comes to ring, not sporting his briefcase for the first time in months. He seems angry at the fans as he enters the ring.]

Travis: So… The Brian Magnum. Lost the street fight to AJ Johnson last week, he is now without a briefcase.

Mischoff: You know, Steve, AJ Johnson vacated that briefcase himself. So here’s what I’m doing… Right here, live on Freedom, I’m announcing next week, the first Freedom of July, we are having another free-for-all ladder match for the Champion’s Advantage Contract, and yes, The Brian Magnum will get a second chance!

Johnny: Wow! Breaking news from Mischoff! A Champion’s Advantage ladder match, next week on Freedom!!

[Suddenly "End of Days" hits the PA system as through the curtain enters AJ Johnson. His Gold Pyro begins shooting as he is now without his U.S. Title. The crowd cheers as he stands on the stage and poses for a moment before making his way down to the ring.]

Travis: So AJ Johnson gave it all up for this! A shot at the biggest prize in USPW history! The World Heavyweight Championship!

Johnny: The guy must be dreaming. Vacating gold is a good way to bury your career.

[“Down with the Sickness” plays as Deathrow is making his way to the ring. He’s clearly upset at the fans that he couldn’t capture the TV title earlier tonight.]

Travis: If anyone can win this battle royal, it’s Deathrow! The guy is HUGE!

Mischoff: Sure, but can he handle the pressure of the big stage? The main event? The top championship!?

[“I Stand Alone” plays as Andrew Savage rushes to the ring, without his usual fanfare. He’s just ready to kick ass tonight.]

Johnny: This guy??

Travis: Andrew Savage is back with a vengeance! He’s bigger and badder and he’s ready for a big win like this! Did you see him destroy Max Douglas last week??

["Revolution Begins" by Arch Enemy hits loud over the PA. Smoke begins to fill the entrance. After some time has passed, The Idol slowly appears from backstage. He stands at the top of the entrance ramp and looks out into the crowd as he smiles and shows off his new prize, the USPW World Heavyweight Championship! He is wearing black wrestling pants and black boots that feature the "Idol World Tour" logo as well as the "Red Bull" logo and a black t-shirt that says "IDOL TOUR 2012" VITALIZES THE BODY AND MIND. The Red Bull logo appears on the back with the USPW logo. He looks up and points to the ceiling with both hands as pyro blasts go off into the air and a shower of sparks rains down from behind. When this finishes, The Idol looks at the ring and begins to walk down the aisle. He enters the ring with eight other men, and raises his belt with pride while taunting them, and giving Matt Hawk a high five.]

Mischoff: We should all be bowing in awe at the greatness that is USPW’s World Heavyweight Champion: The Idol, Max Prophet!

Johnny: We should be writing you a thank you letter that we can see this for free! I thought Idol was PPV exclusive!!

Travis: He looks very confident. This is a match where 9 other guys want his belt…!

Mischoff: Shut up, Steve.

[Suddenly "Hunt You Down" by Saliva hits the PA system as through the curtain walks the former USPW World Champion Phantom. The crowd is cheering for him as he stands on the stage and motions that he’s getting his belt back. The crowd goes wild as he points at the ring, and runs to it.]

Travis: That’s all ten of ‘em! The Champion, Phantom, Deathrow, Grave Digger, Cyanide, Mike Mahoney, Matt Hawk, Andrew Savage, AJ Johnson and The Brian Magnum! What a main event!!

[Phantom charges the ring, hops up on the apron, grabs the top rope and springboards inside like a cruiserweight, completely catching The Idol off guard as he drops in from above with a big Lou Thesz Press. The ref calls for the bell as Phantom rains down punches, and chaos ensues in the ring as 8 other men begin the carnage.]

Travis: Phantom is flying!! What a way to start!

Mischoff: Cheap shot. What an asshole!

[Matt Hawk comes by and yanks Phantom off of Idol, and tries for a punch, but the punch is blocked as Phantom returns fire with his own punch, and a series of right hands before finally kicking him down to the mat. The Idol is up but Phantom turns around and he SPEARS him right between the top and middle rop, as both men crash to the outside.]

Travis: Phantom and Idol to the outside!

Mischoff: Well the rules state you must go over the top rope and both feet must touch the ground. No one is eliminated yet.

[Idol is crawling away on the outside, but Phantom catches up with him and delivers some knees to the ribs, before helping him up and smashing him face first into the steel guard rails as the fans go wild. Phantom continues his assault on Idol as Mike Mahoney is in the ring beating up on Deathrow who is twice his size. He has Deathrow backed up into the corner, delivering martial arts kicks and combos. Deathrow struggles to defend, but he is eating feet.]

Travis: Mike Mahoney is out for revenge before he leaves USPW. Deathrow pinned Mike for the Tag belts and now he’s making him pay.

Mischoff: Deathrow is the first person to defeat Mike Mahoney in USPW, I think he’s taking it personal!

[AJ Johnson is in the opposite corner doing a ten punch on The Brian Magnum as the fans count along with each punch… “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine………… TENNN!!!!” AJ hops down then clotheslines Magnum down to the mat. The crowd is loving this.]

Travis: AJ Johnson is really putting the nail in the coffin for The Brian Magnum.

[Andrew Savage and Crysis Harvey are tangling up in the ropes as the two big men are locked up, but leave it up to Grave Digger to help his partner out, and blindside Andrew with a big boot. Savage goes down and the two members of Labyrinth continue to double team him with stomps, and kicks while he is down.]

Mischoff: Andrew Savage isn’t so tough.

Travis: Well, he is being double teamed and that’s the advantage that Labyrinth have!

[Matt Hawk is back to his feet and he lifts Andrew Savage up so Crysis and Grave Digger can double team him, as they both grab Savage around the throat, and look for a double team chokeslam. But Savage powers out. He elbows Grave Digger, and then a kick to Crysis, but Hawk is quick to reacts as he knee clips Savage from behind and Savage’s leg folds up like an accordion.]

Travis: Ouch, that knee clip is banned from every sport but this one.

Mischoff: Even modern Hulk Hogan has better knees that that big goofy bastard.

[On the outside, Phantom is tearing Idol a new one, as he Irish whips Idol front-first into the steel steps, and Idol crashes in pain. He quickly crawls up past the announce table. Meanwhile Deathrow is bleeding from various spots, as Mahoney continues to beat into him. Deathrow finally fights back with some big stiff shots of his own.]

Travis: So much massacre, it’s hard to keep track of!

[Back in the ring, AJ Johnson slams The Brian Magnum down, and bounces up to the middle rope looking for a springboard DDT he’s known for but Grave Digger intercepts him! He catches him on his shoulder, mid-flight, and tosses him over the top rope, looking for an elimination. But AJ grabs the rope and lands on his feet on the apron, but he’s in a rough spot.]

Johnny: Someone please eliminate this AJ Johnson!

[Grave Digger laughs and high fives Crysis, not realizing that AJ is hanging on. But The Brian Magnum does realize it! He is back up and he tries to knock AJ off the apron, but AJ pulls the ropes down and Magnum tumbles over the ropes and to the outside! AJ really had his reflexes on!]

Mischoff: The Brian Magnum is out of here!!

Johnny: Our first elimination!

[Phantom is chasing Idol down on the ouside of the ring, but without any warning he trips over something. It’s Mischoff’s crutch! Mischoff slid the crutch into Phantom’s path to try and trip him, but it barely made him stumble.]

Mischoff: Hey, watch my crutch, dumbass!!

[Phantom comes to the announce table and grabs Mischoff by the collar, talking smack, but Matt Hawk is there with a quick save, sliding under the ropes and using a steel chair on Phantom’s back. Phantom drops to his knees as Hawk delivers another chair shot that echoes throughout the arena.]

Travis: Somehow, I think this would be very different if The Predator were still in this match.

[AJ Johnson is up on the top rope and he leaps off with a flying cross body to Crysis, but Crysis catches him again and delivers a vicious power slam.]

Johnny: Crysis Harvey is a powerful guy!

[Deathrow has Mike Mahoney in the corner, chopping his chest and kicking his stomach. Mike fights back with a couple of kicks to the calf, but Deathrow’s calves are so huge, he doesn’t take notice as Deathrow headbutts Mahoney and Mahoney crashes to the mat.]

Travis: Who can stop Deathrow? Who can throw him over the top rope? Maybe no one!

Mischoff: Or Maybe all 8 other men??

[On the other side, Crysis has lifted AJ Johnson up to his feet and gives the cutthroat gesture, as Grave Digger climbs to the top rope. It looks like AJ Johnson is about to get a Doomsday Device! Grave Digger is on the top rope, but Crysis Harvey stumbles forward as Andrew Savage pushes him from behind and AJ Johnson, who is on Crysis’ shoulders, butts heads with Digger with such force he just topples off the top rope and to the outside.]

Mischoff: Grave Digger is outta here!!

Johnny: Andrew Savage eliminated Grave Digger like a domino!

Travis: We’re down to EIGHT!

[The Idol is up and he and Matt Hawk are double teaming Phantom on the outside. Slamming him into the announce table and using chairs on him. Phantom looks in rough shape. He’s breathing heavy as Idol just slaps the taste out of his mouth.]

Mischoff: Slap him harder, Max!!

Travis: Ohh man! Sending a message!

[In the ring, Mike Mahoney gives Deathrow a couple of quick kicks to the ribs, then looks for a high roundhouse kick, but Deathrow catches his kick, and then captures Mike. Mike shakes his head “no” but the fans scream yes, as he is lifted up abover Deathrow like an action figure. He’s in gorilla press position, shaking his head no.]

Travis: Watch out, Mike!! You’re way up there!

Mischoff: No, not like this!!

[With a show of strength Deathrow tosses Mike Mahoney over the top rope and several feet to the announce table outside. Mike splats like a bug on the windshield, holding his ribs in pain.]

Travis: Ohh man! Over the top ropes in CONVINCING fashion!!

Johnny: Mike Mahoney is eliminated?? That’s not the goodbye speech I wanted!!

[Deathrow is proud of his accomplishment as he smiles and points at Mike Mahoney on the outside, but from the blindside comes Andrew Savage who all by himself, shows an amazing test of strength by lifting Deathrow over the top rope and dumping him to the cold unforgiving floor below.]

Johnny: And just like that we’re down to SIX!!

Travis: Wow did you see the strength of Andrew Savage! He picked up that huge mountain of a man and eliminated him!!

[Andrew Savage spots the World champ taking a beating on the outside and he goes to help him. As Phantom prepares to eat a chair shot from Hawk, Savage attacks Hawk, and grabs him by the hair and rolls him in the ring. Idol swings his chair at Savage but Savage ducks it, and kicks Idol before forcing him back into the ring.]

Travis: Restoring some order here!

[AJ Johnson is up to his feet but so is Crysis Harvey. Crysis absorbs a few punches, but with a kick to the gut, he has AJ bent over and set up for a powerbomb. He lifts AJ Johnson up and walks him over to the ropes, where he looks to dump him out, but AJ reverses the momentum by swinging his legs and counters the powerbomb with a hurricanrana that sends Crysis over the top and crashing to the ground below.]

Mischoff: Ohh man! See ya later Crysis Harvey!!

Travis: AJ Johnson is on top of his game!

[AJ sees an opportunity to springboard and surprise the wrestlers in the ring, as AJ goes high risk, and on the rope, he is surprised that Crysis Harvey reaches up and pulls AJ by the tights backwards and out of the ring, getting some revenge. AJ doesn’t see it coming and he falls out.]

Travis: What a cheap shot! Is that allowed!

Mischoff: Of course!! No DQs in Mischoff’s battle royal, baby!

Johnny: We’re down to the final four! Phantom, Idol, Hawk and Savage!!

[All four men are in the ring, and Phantom, though bleeding and in rough condition manages to get an upperhand on Matt Hawk, german suplexing him, as Savage suplexes Idol.]

Travis: This is nerve wracking!

Johnny: There’s bodies everywhere here! Even a dead MMA guy on this announce table in front of me!

Mischoff: I can’t stand by and watch this.

[Mischoff throws his headset down and stands up on the apron, with a crutch in his hand, and he nails Andrew Savage from behind as the crutch breaks into pieces. Andrew doesn’t budge, he simply laughs, as he turns to Mischoff and grabs him around the throat. The crowd is on their feet!]

Travis: Uh-oh Mischoff, watch out!!

[Andrew Savage doesn’t get the chance to capitalize as a hurt Idol comes from behind and begins to toss Savage out but Savage is hanging on.]

Johnny: Idol about to eliminate Savage!!

[Savage is hanging on but Hawk goes to help him after distracting Phantom with a cowardly eye poke. Now both Hawk and Idol are fighting tooth and nail to eliminate Savage.]

Travis: Hang on Andrew!! Hang on.

[With all of his weight and strength Mischoff jumps on Savage and Idol, Hawk and Mischoff combined eliminate Andrew Savage as he crashes to the mat below. Mischoff laughs as security steps between Mischoff and Savage. Savage looks pissed, but he’ll have to get his revenge another way, as security is tight and plenty.]

Johnny: Ohh man!! The Champ and Big Daddy and the Magic Man eliminated Andrew Savage.

[The Idol and Big Daddy turn to Phantom who is ready for a war.]

Travis: This is not what we wanted to see! Phantom against Idol and Hawk on his own?!

[In the ring, Idol and Matt Hawk are simply too formidable of a force for Phantom alone, as they unleash a couple of double team moves, to the dismay of the crowd. Hawk kicks Phantom in the stomach, then lifts up for a powerbomb, and Idol connects with a neckbreaker on the way down. Hawk and Idol just grin.]

Johnny: It’s confirmed, Phantom is not winning his championship back tonight!

[Idol forces Phantom to his feet and Irish whips across the ring, as both Hawk and Idol catch him and lift him up and over with a double big back body toss. Phantom catches some serious air, but he is still in the ring, rolling in pain.]

Travis: This is not looking good.

Johnny: Looks like justice is being served!

[As security is distracted with taking Andrew Savage to the backstage a fan hops the barricades and is at ringside. He hops up on the apron. He points at his “Idol Nation” shirt and hat and taps Matt Hawk on the back, and gives him a high five as the fans boo.]

Travis: Ohh look, it’s this jerk again.

Johnny: Just another Idol fan! Idol has millions, ya heard?

Travis: This jerk gave Predator a cheap shot backstage!! He should be banned from the arena.

[As Matt Hawk high fives the Idol fan, the Idol fans grabs his hand and doesn’t let go, as he knees him in the gut and throws his hat and sunglasses off, revealing that he is in fact, not the Idol fan, he is Predator!!]

Travis: What the - -?! That’s Predator!!

Johnny: Shouldn’t he be in a hospital somewhere!?

[Predator lifts Hawk up and over for what looks like a suplex to the outside but instead turns it into a FINAL GLORY!! Hawk crashes to the steel chair below and writhes around in pain, as security comes gunning to Predator, but Predator hops the railing and gets out of there.]

Johnny: What?? That’s not allowed!! Predator isn’t cleared to wrestle!!

Travis: No DQ!! Mischoff himself said it!

[The Idol can’t believe what happened, as the distraction allows Phantom to clothesline him to the mat. Mischoff is in a fit of rage as he grabs his headset and sits back down.]

Mischoff: What an outrage!! I will talk to Cloe and Ray about overturning this elimination!

Travis: Sorry Mischoff, no DQ, that’s how the cookie crumbles!

Johnny: It’s like the main event of Hell Frozen Over all over again! Idol vs Phantom round two suckas!!

[Phantom has Idol reeling. Phantom delivers a right hand, then a left, and another right, then another left. Idol slides out between the middle and top ropes but Phantom catches him and forces him to stand up. He nails Idol with a stiff elbow, then hooks the arm and suplexes him over the ropes back into the ring. The fans are really feeding on Predator’s energy.]

Travis: Ohh man, I hope we have our popcorn ready!!

Mischoff: Come on Idol, we got this!! We can’t let Cloe’s man get the belt back!

[Idol scrambles to his feet but Phantom backs him up to the turnbuckle and charges in for a clothesline attempt, but Idol is quick with the thumb to the eye, halting Predator’s progress.]

Johnny: Beautiful uppercut!

Travis: Aww come on!

[Idol wraps his hands around Predator’s neck, hops up to middle rope and looks like he’s setting up for a tornado DDT. But Phantom doesn’t let that happen. He punches Idol in the ribs several times; stunning him and forcing him back into the top rope. Idol delivers a couple of elbows, but Phantom fires back with his own elbows, then starts climbing the turnbuckle.]

Johnny: Ohh man, be careful up there guys!! When you’re on the top rope all it takes is one banana peel and you slipped your way out of a World Championship!

Mischoff: I can’t watch!

[Phantom pulls Idol up and both men are standing on the top rope. He has his arm hooked, but Idol fires back with some punches. It looks like Idol could suplerplex Phantom in the opposite direction! The fans are all on the edge of their seats!!]

Travis: This is insane!! We could have a winner coming up!!

[Neither man can gain the advantage, when suddenly, with cat-like reflexes, the MMA Machine, Mike Mahoney, who was thrown out of the ring earlier in this match, is on top of the announce table using it like a trampoline as he springs onto the ring apron.]

Johnny: Finally that guy is off my table. I thought the medics declared him dead or something.

Travis: What does he want with this match?? Is he in Mischoff’s pockets? Is he gonna give Idol the cheap win?? Say it isn’t so!!

[Mike Mahoney hops inside the ring, then uses the middle rope to do a springboard dropkick, kicking Phantom so hard from behind he tumbles forward on top of Idol, and both men crash from the top rope to the unforgiving ground below, and the referee calls for the bell.]

Johnny: What the hell!

Travis: It’s a draw!! After all of this, all ten men have been eliminated?!

Mischoff: Well…

[Mischoff grabs the USPW World Heavyweight Championship from the time keeper.]

Mischoff: If memory serves me correctly…

[”Enter the Cage” by Adema plays over the PA.]

Travis: Mike Mahoney was throw up and out of the ring a while back.

Mischoff: The rules say, both feet must touch the ground, and well, Deathrow was so big and powerful he threw him onto our announce table. His feet never touched the floor; he’s still in this match, and technically the winner. So suck on that, CLOEEEEEEE!!

[Mr. Mischoff takes his headset off and grabs a microphone.]

Mr. Mischoff: Your winnerrrr and NEW USPW World Heavyweight Champion!! Mike Mahoney!!

[He places the belt around Mahoney’s waist as pyro goes off.]

Travis: Wow, we were all expecting a retirement ceremony and now we got this! Mike Mahoney is the champ? I’m stunned!

Johnny: Yeah, I guess that means he’s renewing his contract and staying, right?

Travis: Well…

Johnny: Well what? He won USPW’s top prize!

Travis: Yeah…

[Mr. Mischoff reaches out to shake Mike Mahoney’s hand but Mike Mahoney just rolls out of the ring, with his belt, shouting at the fans and jumping for joy as he runs backstage.]

Johnny: Ohh boy.

Travis: Well, I guess GM Ray and CEO Cloe will have to sort through Mischoff’s mess, as usual, next week on Freedom. In the meantime, we should congratulate all the contestants of the match for trying so hard and overcoming the odds. Guys like Andrew Savage and Crysis Harvey really put on a show out there.

Johnny: We’re out of time, but never out of questions and excitement! See ya next week, USPW fans!!

[Mischoff is alone in the ring, as Idol gets up off the ground with a look of discontent on his face, right at Mischoff, and the scene fades to the USPW Logo.]

[CEO Cloe]

The results are up guys, I hope you enjoyed another crazy Friday Night Freedom!! Another amazing job for those who RPed and busted their asses with segments, match writting, and RP skills!