Post by Matt Hawk on Jul 2, 2012 22:10:08 GMT -6
A van pulls up to a Anytime fitness center in a unknown location. Inside the van are several people who make up a local news camera crew along with a female reporter who looks like she belongs in Playboy.
Reporter: Are you guys sure this is the place?
Cameraman: This is where they said he has been working out.
Reporter: Why in the hell would a guy of his stature be working out at a place like here?
Cameraman: Not sure.
Reporter: For real what would he even be doing here? I know he is from New Orleans and it is only about an hour and a half from here but this guy has more money than most the people alive and he picks a Anytime Fitness here in Livingston, La?
Cameraman: I thought the same thing but no one has seen him since Friday. I called around and someone said they had seen someone that looked like Matt Hawk here working out very late at night or very early in the morning.
Reporter: Well what time do you have?
Cameraman: It is one am.
Reporter: Well this place is empty, I guess we could hang out for a couple hours and see if he or someone that looks like him shows up here.
After about two hours pass a black Lexus pulls into a parking space near the front door of the building. All the windows are tinted limo dark so no one can tell who is driving.
Reporter: Wonder who that is?
Cameraman: Not sure but the plate is from Nevada and reads DWI, my guess is that is him.
A man appears from the Lexus, and sure enough it is The Daddy Matt Hawk. He walks to the trunk of the car and removes a gym bag, he swipes his keys at whats seems to be a scanner and walks into the gym.
Reporter: Ok lets get in there.
Cameraman: How in the hell we going to do that it looked like they have some sort of key to get in.
Reporter: They do but I have a membership.
She holds up her keys and shows the crew a small grey device that is no bigger than a tag from a shirt attached to her key ring.
Cameraman: Damn so that’s how you stay looking so damn hot.
The reporter just rolls her eyes and get out the van followed by the camera crew. They make their way to the door and she swipes the small device on her key ring and they all enter. The Daddy is busy stretching in the back corner and has ear buds in so he does not hear or notice them. The reporter walks up to The Daddy and taps him on his shoulder. The Daddy turns towards the reporter and pulls out one of his ear buds.
Daddy: Look sweet thing after I get through here then I’ll take you to get some breakfast and then we can go back to where I am staying.
The Daddy replaces the ear bud and continues stretching. The report just shakes her head and taps him on the shoulder again. This time she starts talking before The Daddy gets to dismiss her again.
Reporter: Well as flattering as that is I am from the local new and was wondering if I could get a few comments from you about your up coming match?
Daddy: How do you reporters always seem to find me? I mean damn girl I am at a Anytime Fitness in Livingston, La, at three in the morning.
Before the reporter can answer, The Daddy stops her.
Daddy: Look it really does not matter just wait over there for me to finish.
The Daddy continues his stretching then hits the weights, and then hits the tread mill. As he is flipping through the channels he comes to a video of Andrew Savage. As he watches the video he laughs at some things, and looks confused at other parts. As the first video ends another one begins. Before the video is half way through The Daddy changes the channel to a I Love Lucy episode. After the thirty minute show is over The Daddy turns the machine off grabs a bottle of water out the vending machine and walks over to where the reporter and her crew is waiting.
Daddy: Ok girl I’m ready.
Reporter: Ok, but I must ask obe thing that just blew my mind.
Daddy: Whats that?
Reporter: You just do not strike me as a fan of I Love Lucy.
Daddy: Well did you see what I was watching before that?
Reporter: Yes it was the two latest media releases from Andrew Savage.
Daddy: Yep, and that shit is so retarded, hell if you seen one Savage video you have seen them all. At least I Love Lucy is funny and each one is different.
Reporter: That is a good point.
Daddy: Look I don’t have a lot of time I have to get to the airport so that was your one and only question. However I do have a statement to give you if you want it.
Reporter: Yes I would like that
She turns to the cameraman
Reporter: You ready
Cameraman: Sure am start when you want to Mr. Hawk
The Daddy faces the camera.
Daddy: First off I do not know much about these two curtain jerker’s I am going against this Friday. I fought the dull ass Savage guy only once in my career and beat his ass. I am totally confused by any and everything he has ever released to the public, all I have ever gathered from his off the wall shit is he needs to be checked into a local prison. This guy is only known for putting girls in boxes and bullying weaker people. So I will let everyone draw their own opinion on this fucktard. As for this other guy I think his name is Death Row, and I know nothing about him except he is one fat bastard. Beside him winning the tag team belts he has done a bunch of nothing. Truth be told they should just give me the title instead of making me get in the ring with these two tards. I am The Fucking Daddy! I am a Legend of this business and I have to fight these two jokers? Not sure what Cloe or Ray are thinking but they need to get their heads out their asses and listen to The Magic Man more.
The Daddy pauses and take a drink of water.
Daddy: Look thats all I have I gotta go but if you want you can come join me for a shower.
The reporter blushes and a smile forms.
Reporter: Well I have never been part of the Mile High Club.
Daddy: Well, get that fine ass in my car out there and I will be more than happy to induct you.
The Daddy slaps the reporter on the ass as she turns to the door. They both get into the Lexus and drive off.
Reporter: Are you guys sure this is the place?
Cameraman: This is where they said he has been working out.
Reporter: Why in the hell would a guy of his stature be working out at a place like here?
Cameraman: Not sure.
Reporter: For real what would he even be doing here? I know he is from New Orleans and it is only about an hour and a half from here but this guy has more money than most the people alive and he picks a Anytime Fitness here in Livingston, La?
Cameraman: I thought the same thing but no one has seen him since Friday. I called around and someone said they had seen someone that looked like Matt Hawk here working out very late at night or very early in the morning.
Reporter: Well what time do you have?
Cameraman: It is one am.
Reporter: Well this place is empty, I guess we could hang out for a couple hours and see if he or someone that looks like him shows up here.
After about two hours pass a black Lexus pulls into a parking space near the front door of the building. All the windows are tinted limo dark so no one can tell who is driving.
Reporter: Wonder who that is?
Cameraman: Not sure but the plate is from Nevada and reads DWI, my guess is that is him.
A man appears from the Lexus, and sure enough it is The Daddy Matt Hawk. He walks to the trunk of the car and removes a gym bag, he swipes his keys at whats seems to be a scanner and walks into the gym.
Reporter: Ok lets get in there.
Cameraman: How in the hell we going to do that it looked like they have some sort of key to get in.
Reporter: They do but I have a membership.
She holds up her keys and shows the crew a small grey device that is no bigger than a tag from a shirt attached to her key ring.
Cameraman: Damn so that’s how you stay looking so damn hot.
The reporter just rolls her eyes and get out the van followed by the camera crew. They make their way to the door and she swipes the small device on her key ring and they all enter. The Daddy is busy stretching in the back corner and has ear buds in so he does not hear or notice them. The reporter walks up to The Daddy and taps him on his shoulder. The Daddy turns towards the reporter and pulls out one of his ear buds.
Daddy: Look sweet thing after I get through here then I’ll take you to get some breakfast and then we can go back to where I am staying.
The Daddy replaces the ear bud and continues stretching. The report just shakes her head and taps him on the shoulder again. This time she starts talking before The Daddy gets to dismiss her again.
Reporter: Well as flattering as that is I am from the local new and was wondering if I could get a few comments from you about your up coming match?
Daddy: How do you reporters always seem to find me? I mean damn girl I am at a Anytime Fitness in Livingston, La, at three in the morning.
Before the reporter can answer, The Daddy stops her.
Daddy: Look it really does not matter just wait over there for me to finish.
The Daddy continues his stretching then hits the weights, and then hits the tread mill. As he is flipping through the channels he comes to a video of Andrew Savage. As he watches the video he laughs at some things, and looks confused at other parts. As the first video ends another one begins. Before the video is half way through The Daddy changes the channel to a I Love Lucy episode. After the thirty minute show is over The Daddy turns the machine off grabs a bottle of water out the vending machine and walks over to where the reporter and her crew is waiting.
Daddy: Ok girl I’m ready.
Reporter: Ok, but I must ask obe thing that just blew my mind.
Daddy: Whats that?
Reporter: You just do not strike me as a fan of I Love Lucy.
Daddy: Well did you see what I was watching before that?
Reporter: Yes it was the two latest media releases from Andrew Savage.
Daddy: Yep, and that shit is so retarded, hell if you seen one Savage video you have seen them all. At least I Love Lucy is funny and each one is different.
Reporter: That is a good point.
Daddy: Look I don’t have a lot of time I have to get to the airport so that was your one and only question. However I do have a statement to give you if you want it.
Reporter: Yes I would like that
She turns to the cameraman
Reporter: You ready
Cameraman: Sure am start when you want to Mr. Hawk
The Daddy faces the camera.
Daddy: First off I do not know much about these two curtain jerker’s I am going against this Friday. I fought the dull ass Savage guy only once in my career and beat his ass. I am totally confused by any and everything he has ever released to the public, all I have ever gathered from his off the wall shit is he needs to be checked into a local prison. This guy is only known for putting girls in boxes and bullying weaker people. So I will let everyone draw their own opinion on this fucktard. As for this other guy I think his name is Death Row, and I know nothing about him except he is one fat bastard. Beside him winning the tag team belts he has done a bunch of nothing. Truth be told they should just give me the title instead of making me get in the ring with these two tards. I am The Fucking Daddy! I am a Legend of this business and I have to fight these two jokers? Not sure what Cloe or Ray are thinking but they need to get their heads out their asses and listen to The Magic Man more.
The Daddy pauses and take a drink of water.
Daddy: Look thats all I have I gotta go but if you want you can come join me for a shower.
The reporter blushes and a smile forms.
Reporter: Well I have never been part of the Mile High Club.
Daddy: Well, get that fine ass in my car out there and I will be more than happy to induct you.
The Daddy slaps the reporter on the ass as she turns to the door. They both get into the Lexus and drive off.
