Post by Mike Mahoney on Jun 22, 2012 0:56:11 GMT -6
[The scene opens in the overly luxurious backyard of a Miami home, it’s dark out, and the stars are bright as the crickets are loud. There is a bigger-than-necessary Television mounted on the wall, and a few notable awards on the lounge chairs nearby. The pool is illuminated the and palm trees are gently swaying in the breeze.]
[The USPW Television Championship, the USPW Tag Team Championship and a Mixed Martial Arts trophy of some kind. As expected, “The MMA Machine” Mike Mahoney and his ring girl, Toni Frost are sitting in the hot tub, drinking exotic looking cocktails and watching the NBA Finals, as the time ticks down to ZERO seconds on the clock. The buzzer goes off and Mike and Toni look thrilled and celebrate as does the entire arena on the television.]
NBA Commentator 1: The Miami Heat have done it!!
NBA Commentator 2: MIAMI HEAT ARE YOUR NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS!!
NBA Commentator 1: Congratulations Dwayne Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh and crew!! You guys really earned this championship!!
[Mike Mahoney and Toni Frost share a passionate kiss in the hot tub, and cheer with excitement.]
Mike Mahoney: Let’s celebrate baby… You + Me + Miami + Hot Tube equals magic, baby!
Toni Frost: Mmmmm yeah! But we can’t party just yet! I got a text saying that your opponents have an interview on USPW.com. Those 25-to-Life guys. Luckily I programmed Siri 2.0 to record it from the PC to the TV, so let’s watch.
[Toni presses a button on a nearby remote control, and the image switches from the Heat celebration to 25-to-Life’s promo. They are on TV, cutting an interview, but Mike takes the remote from Toni and presses the fast forward button.]
Mike Mahoney: Yeah, yeah, I got the memo. Let me fill you in on what they say: “Hello, I’m the big fat guy!” “And I’m the guy with the blonde hair but somehow black beard! This is our stuttering manager with the heart condition and blood rushing to his face, and we know we don’t stand a chance against The MMA Machine or Izzy Inzane, and we sure as hell won’t ever come close to the USPW Tag Team Championships, but please USPW fans!! Take us serious!!”
Toni Frost: *Giggles* Come on!
Mike Mahoney: Let’s watch something exciting, like this!
[With the press of a button, the scene goes to Mike Mahoney and Izzy Inzane’s victory over Cameron Cash and What’s-His-Face, as everyone in the ring is laid out except Mike Mahoney who is celebrating with his USPW Tag Team Championship in the ring.]
Mike Mahoney: We’re in Miami! The city of champions!! Let’s drink to our success.
[Toni Frost reaches over and grabs the MMA trophy. It isn’t for Mike Mahoney; it’s for Toni Frost herself, “MMA RING GIRL OF THE YEAR”. She touches her trophy to Mike’s belt as if they were toasting Champaign glasses.]
Toni Frost: I guess you’re right! But what about Izzy?
Mike Mahoney: Who??
[Mike Mahoney pulls Toni Frost in for a long, deep, passionate kiss as the scene fades to black.]
[The USPW Television Championship, the USPW Tag Team Championship and a Mixed Martial Arts trophy of some kind. As expected, “The MMA Machine” Mike Mahoney and his ring girl, Toni Frost are sitting in the hot tub, drinking exotic looking cocktails and watching the NBA Finals, as the time ticks down to ZERO seconds on the clock. The buzzer goes off and Mike and Toni look thrilled and celebrate as does the entire arena on the television.]
NBA Commentator 1: The Miami Heat have done it!!
NBA Commentator 2: MIAMI HEAT ARE YOUR NBA WORLD CHAMPIONS!!
NBA Commentator 1: Congratulations Dwayne Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh and crew!! You guys really earned this championship!!
[Mike Mahoney and Toni Frost share a passionate kiss in the hot tub, and cheer with excitement.]
Mike Mahoney: Let’s celebrate baby… You + Me + Miami + Hot Tube equals magic, baby!
Toni Frost: Mmmmm yeah! But we can’t party just yet! I got a text saying that your opponents have an interview on USPW.com. Those 25-to-Life guys. Luckily I programmed Siri 2.0 to record it from the PC to the TV, so let’s watch.
[Toni presses a button on a nearby remote control, and the image switches from the Heat celebration to 25-to-Life’s promo. They are on TV, cutting an interview, but Mike takes the remote from Toni and presses the fast forward button.]
Mike Mahoney: Yeah, yeah, I got the memo. Let me fill you in on what they say: “Hello, I’m the big fat guy!” “And I’m the guy with the blonde hair but somehow black beard! This is our stuttering manager with the heart condition and blood rushing to his face, and we know we don’t stand a chance against The MMA Machine or Izzy Inzane, and we sure as hell won’t ever come close to the USPW Tag Team Championships, but please USPW fans!! Take us serious!!”
Toni Frost: *Giggles* Come on!
Mike Mahoney: Let’s watch something exciting, like this!
[With the press of a button, the scene goes to Mike Mahoney and Izzy Inzane’s victory over Cameron Cash and What’s-His-Face, as everyone in the ring is laid out except Mike Mahoney who is celebrating with his USPW Tag Team Championship in the ring.]
Mike Mahoney: We’re in Miami! The city of champions!! Let’s drink to our success.
[Toni Frost reaches over and grabs the MMA trophy. It isn’t for Mike Mahoney; it’s for Toni Frost herself, “MMA RING GIRL OF THE YEAR”. She touches her trophy to Mike’s belt as if they were toasting Champaign glasses.]
Toni Frost: I guess you’re right! But what about Izzy?
Mike Mahoney: Who??
[Mike Mahoney pulls Toni Frost in for a long, deep, passionate kiss as the scene fades to black.]
