Post by Mike Mahoney on Jun 17, 2012 1:05:46 GMT -6
[The scene opens with a wide view from afar of a giant cruise ship with the word “CARNIVAL” on the side. It seems like a bright sunny day, as the cruisers aboard this ship are soaking in sun, sharing laughs, setting of balloons and popping Champaign. All is fair and beautiful aboard this ship and there’s quite a few USPW t-shirts in the crowd, and a few “Miami Heat” shirts too. Yes sir, if you live in Florida, or even just vacationing in Florida, it looks like life is treating you pretty awesome right now.]
[The view changes to a dark and out of focus figure, in an extremely zoomed in view. As this figure plays with the camera, she points it to herself and slowly gets it fixed. It’s none other than Miami’s favorite MMA ring girl, and the only manager in USPW to manage her man to double USPW Gold: Toni Frost. Toni is laying on her belly, in a nice and revealing bikini. She has a perfect tan, flawless hair, and a stunning smile as she looks into the camera with a wink and a smile!]
Toni Frost: Hello USPW fans, welcome to this special webcast live from the luxurious and beautiful Carnival Destiny cruise ship, just a few miles from the sexiest city on the planet, Miami, Florida, baby!! I am Toni Frost, and we’re just hours away from Game 3 of the Miami Heat winning the finals, as OKC goes down just as bad as Trent and Cameron Cash’s career!
[Toni pulls out a remote control from under her towel and sits up.]
Toni Frost: Yes, that’s right, during the autograph signing last Friday at Freedom, Trent and Cameron Cash decided to challenge my MMA Machine and Izzy Inzane to a Tag Titles match. Well needless to say, it didn’t go well for those jokers. But it didn’t go so well for Mr. Izzy either and that’s why I am here. Just to clear some things up. First of all…
[Toni Frost presses a button on her remote control and in the blink of an eye, a giant television screen bigger than a school bus by the pool area lights up and highlights are shown from the Tag Team Championship match. A lot of fast paced action, but a lot of tension between Mahoney and Izzy, who obviously aren’t getting along, but somehow pull off the win. The scene ends with Izzy, Trent and Cash all on the ground and Mahoney is kissing his NEW USPW Tag Team Championship.]
Toni Frost: Yes! Mike Mahoney and Izzy won the USPW Tag Team Championships but make no mistake. They are not BFFs, and they will tear each other apart in the Last Man Standing match for the Television Title. Now am I scared of 25-to-Life? Yes, I am. I am afraid that even though Mike Mahoney and Izzy Inzane can barely stand each other, somehow Mahoney will still kick that goofy beard right off of Adam Young’s face, and Izzy Inzane will move at half speed, and somehow still give Deathrow a heart attack, as his arteries finally clog and he retires from the ring for good! And then I will slap the red right off that Mr. Love’s face. But you know Izzy, you should watch your back out there…
[Toni clicks a button and footage plays of Mike Mahoney interfering in the number one contenders match for the TV title, and kicking Izzy and being the last man standing, celebrating proudly in his referee shirt.]
Toni Frost: The winner of the mind games, wins the championship! You’re strong in the ring, but weak in the heart and soul, because you don’t have a Toni Frost like me in your corner, and that my friend, is your Achilles’ heel!
[Toni winks, and reach out to shut off the camera. The scene fades to USPW logo.]
[The view changes to a dark and out of focus figure, in an extremely zoomed in view. As this figure plays with the camera, she points it to herself and slowly gets it fixed. It’s none other than Miami’s favorite MMA ring girl, and the only manager in USPW to manage her man to double USPW Gold: Toni Frost. Toni is laying on her belly, in a nice and revealing bikini. She has a perfect tan, flawless hair, and a stunning smile as she looks into the camera with a wink and a smile!]
Toni Frost: Hello USPW fans, welcome to this special webcast live from the luxurious and beautiful Carnival Destiny cruise ship, just a few miles from the sexiest city on the planet, Miami, Florida, baby!! I am Toni Frost, and we’re just hours away from Game 3 of the Miami Heat winning the finals, as OKC goes down just as bad as Trent and Cameron Cash’s career!
[Toni pulls out a remote control from under her towel and sits up.]
Toni Frost: Yes, that’s right, during the autograph signing last Friday at Freedom, Trent and Cameron Cash decided to challenge my MMA Machine and Izzy Inzane to a Tag Titles match. Well needless to say, it didn’t go well for those jokers. But it didn’t go so well for Mr. Izzy either and that’s why I am here. Just to clear some things up. First of all…
[Toni Frost presses a button on her remote control and in the blink of an eye, a giant television screen bigger than a school bus by the pool area lights up and highlights are shown from the Tag Team Championship match. A lot of fast paced action, but a lot of tension between Mahoney and Izzy, who obviously aren’t getting along, but somehow pull off the win. The scene ends with Izzy, Trent and Cash all on the ground and Mahoney is kissing his NEW USPW Tag Team Championship.]
Toni Frost: Yes! Mike Mahoney and Izzy won the USPW Tag Team Championships but make no mistake. They are not BFFs, and they will tear each other apart in the Last Man Standing match for the Television Title. Now am I scared of 25-to-Life? Yes, I am. I am afraid that even though Mike Mahoney and Izzy Inzane can barely stand each other, somehow Mahoney will still kick that goofy beard right off of Adam Young’s face, and Izzy Inzane will move at half speed, and somehow still give Deathrow a heart attack, as his arteries finally clog and he retires from the ring for good! And then I will slap the red right off that Mr. Love’s face. But you know Izzy, you should watch your back out there…
[Toni clicks a button and footage plays of Mike Mahoney interfering in the number one contenders match for the TV title, and kicking Izzy and being the last man standing, celebrating proudly in his referee shirt.]
Toni Frost: The winner of the mind games, wins the championship! You’re strong in the ring, but weak in the heart and soul, because you don’t have a Toni Frost like me in your corner, and that my friend, is your Achilles’ heel!
[Toni winks, and reach out to shut off the camera. The scene fades to USPW logo.]
