Post by Matt Hawk on Jun 12, 2012 21:28:23 GMT -6
The Daddy is seen sitting at his desk looking through past USPW cards. Once he finds what he is looking for he double clicks on a link that reads Crazy Clown vs Cyanide Harvey, the match loads up and The Daddy watches the match.
Daddy: (Laughing) Crazy Clown?
The Daddy shakes his head and scrolls down to another link, the link starts playing, The Daddy clicks again to stop the footage.
Daddy: Damn they have to have a link somewhere to just see the endings to these things.
The Daddy scrolls down but is unable to find such a link however he does find a link that is titled Freedom 5 highlights. The Daddy clicks on the link and soon this highlight is shown.
Cyanide Harvey gets hit with the shooting star press from Drew Black. David Kohler counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Daddy: Wow very impressive.
The Daddy scroll down to another link titled Freedom 6 highlights. He clicks on the link and soon after this highlight is shown.
[The ref counts Cyanide out... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... It's over! The ref calls for the bell!]
Daddy: Wooo another impressive match. This is so amazing I just cant watch anymore.
The Daddy clicks the Uspw website off. He then pulls a cigar out and lights it, as he takes a drag from the cigar and exhales the smoke out he appears to be thinking about something.
Daddy: You know I actually doubted myself Cyanide. I was willing to come out and tell the world I was wrong that you are a great wrestler and that you have accomplished so much here in USPW. So I decided to go back and look at some of your old matches, and boy was I wrong. Not only are you a nobody but I don’t think you have ever been a somebody.
The Daddy stands up and walks to the bar in his office and fixes him a Red Bull and Vodka. After he takes a taste he turns back to the camera.
Daddy: Lets see first I was not sure if I was watching a circus show or a wrestling match. The next two I watched was so bad that I just stopped after them. However, you did get your ass kicked.
The Daddy takes another pull off his cigar and his drink.
Daddy: Cyanide does this shit you do usually work? Do you scare people with you dark rooms and pans full of cigarettes? Look man get some lighting if you cant afford it I’ll donate some cash to you and help you out. You also need to get a damn maid to clean your little room up that shit is a mess. Has your momma not made her way to clean up your mess lately? Oh wait I know what it is your boss Grave Digger has not seen you room yet. You better hurry and clean up because he may get mad at you and not let you out of your little cave. You all do live under ground in a cave right?
The Daddy pauses again to get up and fix him another drink.
Daddy: You know what Cyanide, I have been doing this for a long time. I have accomplished many things. I have faced many of men through out these many years. I must say that this is however the first time I have ever faced someone that wears a mask. Why do you wear a mask? Are you a bank robber? Are you one of America’s most wanted? Oh wait I know!
The Daddy goes over to his desk and pulls up the registered sex offender website.
Daddy: You sick bastard! Here you are right here! Look here you sick fuck, I was only going to beat your ass for the hell of it, but now that I have figured you out I am now going to beat the hell out of you for all those poor children that have had their childhood stolen from them by sick son of a bitches like you.
The Daddy slams his fist down on his desk
Daddy: I have to warn The Magic Man that we must keep the children away from the building on Friday. You must be removed from all meet and greets. How did this happen! How could a predator like you still be allowed to roam the streets! I have to end this now get the camera out of here.
The Daddy hurries the crew out of his office, before the last camera man exits the office we see The Daddy pull out his cell.
Daddy: Idol! We must save the children from Cyanide! Yes that is why he is wearing a mask. Operation Save The Children is a go!
Daddy: (Laughing) Crazy Clown?
The Daddy shakes his head and scrolls down to another link, the link starts playing, The Daddy clicks again to stop the footage.
Daddy: Damn they have to have a link somewhere to just see the endings to these things.
The Daddy scrolls down but is unable to find such a link however he does find a link that is titled Freedom 5 highlights. The Daddy clicks on the link and soon this highlight is shown.
Cyanide Harvey gets hit with the shooting star press from Drew Black. David Kohler counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Daddy: Wow very impressive.
The Daddy scroll down to another link titled Freedom 6 highlights. He clicks on the link and soon after this highlight is shown.
[The ref counts Cyanide out... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... It's over! The ref calls for the bell!]
Daddy: Wooo another impressive match. This is so amazing I just cant watch anymore.
The Daddy clicks the Uspw website off. He then pulls a cigar out and lights it, as he takes a drag from the cigar and exhales the smoke out he appears to be thinking about something.
Daddy: You know I actually doubted myself Cyanide. I was willing to come out and tell the world I was wrong that you are a great wrestler and that you have accomplished so much here in USPW. So I decided to go back and look at some of your old matches, and boy was I wrong. Not only are you a nobody but I don’t think you have ever been a somebody.
The Daddy stands up and walks to the bar in his office and fixes him a Red Bull and Vodka. After he takes a taste he turns back to the camera.
Daddy: Lets see first I was not sure if I was watching a circus show or a wrestling match. The next two I watched was so bad that I just stopped after them. However, you did get your ass kicked.
The Daddy takes another pull off his cigar and his drink.
Daddy: Cyanide does this shit you do usually work? Do you scare people with you dark rooms and pans full of cigarettes? Look man get some lighting if you cant afford it I’ll donate some cash to you and help you out. You also need to get a damn maid to clean your little room up that shit is a mess. Has your momma not made her way to clean up your mess lately? Oh wait I know what it is your boss Grave Digger has not seen you room yet. You better hurry and clean up because he may get mad at you and not let you out of your little cave. You all do live under ground in a cave right?
The Daddy pauses again to get up and fix him another drink.
Daddy: You know what Cyanide, I have been doing this for a long time. I have accomplished many things. I have faced many of men through out these many years. I must say that this is however the first time I have ever faced someone that wears a mask. Why do you wear a mask? Are you a bank robber? Are you one of America’s most wanted? Oh wait I know!
The Daddy goes over to his desk and pulls up the registered sex offender website.
Daddy: You sick bastard! Here you are right here! Look here you sick fuck, I was only going to beat your ass for the hell of it, but now that I have figured you out I am now going to beat the hell out of you for all those poor children that have had their childhood stolen from them by sick son of a bitches like you.
The Daddy slams his fist down on his desk
Daddy: I have to warn The Magic Man that we must keep the children away from the building on Friday. You must be removed from all meet and greets. How did this happen! How could a predator like you still be allowed to roam the streets! I have to end this now get the camera out of here.
The Daddy hurries the crew out of his office, before the last camera man exits the office we see The Daddy pull out his cell.
Daddy: Idol! We must save the children from Cyanide! Yes that is why he is wearing a mask. Operation Save The Children is a go!
