Post by The Idol Max Prophet on May 24, 2012 17:21:25 GMT -6
The scene opens inside the conference room at The American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL the site of this Sunday's USPW "Forsaken" Pay per View event. Lots of media are in attendance. From wrestling forums and wrestling magazines to ESPN, CNN, and FOX News. Camera crews are setup up and photographers line the front of a stage that only has a podium featuring the USPW Forsaken logo artwork. The press conference was supposed to start at 12:00pmEST but it is now almost 5:00pmEST and the camera crews and reporters are getting restless.
Suddenly, an unknown man dressed in a suit and tie makes his way to the podium as the cameras start to roll and the photographers begin to snap their shots. ESPN and CNN both break from regular coverage to go live to the Forsaken Press Conference.
Peter Winkler - Hello everyone. My name is Peter Winkler. I am a former color commentator for Fans Championship Wrestling, FCW, a company formerly owned by current USPW owner Matt Mischoff. I was employed from 2005-2011 in various incarnations of the promotion as it was run by different individuals. I am now currently Executive Vice President of Wrestling Relations and Promotion for a company known as Dynasty Worldwide Inc or D.W.I. I'll get to that in a second. What I would like to do is read a pre-written statement that I had drafted on behalf of my client "The Idol" Max Prophet who is one of the current owners of Dynasty Worldwide Inc. After reading this statement I will not be taking any questions at this time.
Peter Winkler pulls a sheet of paper from his inside jacket pocket and clears his throat as he begins...
"The Idol" Max Prophet was one of the if not THE greatest superstar of 2005 in Fans Championship Wrestling. He along with his friend "The Big Daddy" Matt Hawk formed a corporation based in Beverly Hills, CA known as HELL PATROL INC. They also wrestled under this Tag Team name and formed a stable which at one time included FCW/USPW owner Matt Mischoff, Stardust, and "The Atom Bomb" Jamie McKnight among others from time to time. Usually these men were offered high level positions in the company known as HELL PATROL INC as well as wrestling under said name. Among the business activities of HELL PATROL INC were covert, black operations sub contracted by then US President George W Bush the specifics of which cannot be discussed in detail. Also, high level investments with various stock purchases, etc. A wrestling school was also opened named IDOL UNIVERSITY (IDOL U). The school is still open today. Not only does it teach wrestling but also math, sciences, and the arts. Graduates of IDOL U include former FCW star "The Atom Bomb" Jamie McKnight and current USPW superstar "The Predator" who eventually turned his back on the man who paid for his education and made him in this business.
Some time in 2010-2011 President Barrack Obama forced the sale of HELL PATROL INC as part of his TARP and Bailout programs approved by Congress. "The Idol" Max Prophet made many millions from the sale of the company and invested greatly in European Formula One racing team Red Bull Racing. As California state taxes began to rise, The Idol re-located to Las Vegas, Nevada due to the decrease in property value in that state as the housing market crisis hit. My client was able to purchase a substantial amount of property for relatively cheap. My client started a new company DYNASTY WORLDWIDE INC (D.W.I.) which effectively deals with wrestling promotion, Red Bull racing, and other specifics of which I cannot go into at this time. IDOL TOWER II has been constructed in Las Vegas where most of the business dealings of The Dynasty (DWI) take place. The Idol has also built a huge estate where he now resides called IDOL LAND. Also under construction is I NATION INTERNATIONAL Casino Resort which will be centrally located on the Las Vegas strip. Hoping to open this summer I NATION INTERNATIONAL hopes to be the premier casino resort in all of North America.
My client has signed a very lucrative contract with USPW, the specifics of which regarding length of contract and monies I cannot go into at this time but my client assures me both sides, himself and Mr. Mischoff were both very happy with it.
My client has to attend the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix to support his Red Bull racing team on Sunday and the possibilities of his appearing at The Forsaken Pay per View event seem to be slim at this time. There is no further information as to when and where my client will make an official appearance or participate in a match as these things are being co-ordinated with USPW staff and my client at this time.
My client would also like it to be known that, while he did consider Fans Championship Wrestling his home, the promotion went through several ownerships including "The Amazing" Jason Carter and Dale. It becomes a very complex situation that lasted many years. A situation so complex that my client nor I even understand it. Mr. Prophet did in fact sign very lucrative licensing agreements with these men however, he would like it to be known that he never competed in FCW when it was run by Dale, therefore, in his words, and I am quoting him, Quote "Who in the hell is Andrew Savage? He is burying people in graveyards? Has someone called the FBI? This guy is obviously the kid who was picked on in school for singing in the glee club and before he turns into Jeffrey Dahmer and starts eating people, we need to alert the proper authorities." End Quote
Thank you for your time. Please no questions. Thank you.
And with that, Peter Winkler exits the podium.
Suddenly, an unknown man dressed in a suit and tie makes his way to the podium as the cameras start to roll and the photographers begin to snap their shots. ESPN and CNN both break from regular coverage to go live to the Forsaken Press Conference.
Peter Winkler - Hello everyone. My name is Peter Winkler. I am a former color commentator for Fans Championship Wrestling, FCW, a company formerly owned by current USPW owner Matt Mischoff. I was employed from 2005-2011 in various incarnations of the promotion as it was run by different individuals. I am now currently Executive Vice President of Wrestling Relations and Promotion for a company known as Dynasty Worldwide Inc or D.W.I. I'll get to that in a second. What I would like to do is read a pre-written statement that I had drafted on behalf of my client "The Idol" Max Prophet who is one of the current owners of Dynasty Worldwide Inc. After reading this statement I will not be taking any questions at this time.
Peter Winkler pulls a sheet of paper from his inside jacket pocket and clears his throat as he begins...
"The Idol" Max Prophet was one of the if not THE greatest superstar of 2005 in Fans Championship Wrestling. He along with his friend "The Big Daddy" Matt Hawk formed a corporation based in Beverly Hills, CA known as HELL PATROL INC. They also wrestled under this Tag Team name and formed a stable which at one time included FCW/USPW owner Matt Mischoff, Stardust, and "The Atom Bomb" Jamie McKnight among others from time to time. Usually these men were offered high level positions in the company known as HELL PATROL INC as well as wrestling under said name. Among the business activities of HELL PATROL INC were covert, black operations sub contracted by then US President George W Bush the specifics of which cannot be discussed in detail. Also, high level investments with various stock purchases, etc. A wrestling school was also opened named IDOL UNIVERSITY (IDOL U). The school is still open today. Not only does it teach wrestling but also math, sciences, and the arts. Graduates of IDOL U include former FCW star "The Atom Bomb" Jamie McKnight and current USPW superstar "The Predator" who eventually turned his back on the man who paid for his education and made him in this business.
Some time in 2010-2011 President Barrack Obama forced the sale of HELL PATROL INC as part of his TARP and Bailout programs approved by Congress. "The Idol" Max Prophet made many millions from the sale of the company and invested greatly in European Formula One racing team Red Bull Racing. As California state taxes began to rise, The Idol re-located to Las Vegas, Nevada due to the decrease in property value in that state as the housing market crisis hit. My client was able to purchase a substantial amount of property for relatively cheap. My client started a new company DYNASTY WORLDWIDE INC (D.W.I.) which effectively deals with wrestling promotion, Red Bull racing, and other specifics of which I cannot go into at this time. IDOL TOWER II has been constructed in Las Vegas where most of the business dealings of The Dynasty (DWI) take place. The Idol has also built a huge estate where he now resides called IDOL LAND. Also under construction is I NATION INTERNATIONAL Casino Resort which will be centrally located on the Las Vegas strip. Hoping to open this summer I NATION INTERNATIONAL hopes to be the premier casino resort in all of North America.
My client has signed a very lucrative contract with USPW, the specifics of which regarding length of contract and monies I cannot go into at this time but my client assures me both sides, himself and Mr. Mischoff were both very happy with it.
My client has to attend the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix to support his Red Bull racing team on Sunday and the possibilities of his appearing at The Forsaken Pay per View event seem to be slim at this time. There is no further information as to when and where my client will make an official appearance or participate in a match as these things are being co-ordinated with USPW staff and my client at this time.
My client would also like it to be known that, while he did consider Fans Championship Wrestling his home, the promotion went through several ownerships including "The Amazing" Jason Carter and Dale. It becomes a very complex situation that lasted many years. A situation so complex that my client nor I even understand it. Mr. Prophet did in fact sign very lucrative licensing agreements with these men however, he would like it to be known that he never competed in FCW when it was run by Dale, therefore, in his words, and I am quoting him, Quote "Who in the hell is Andrew Savage? He is burying people in graveyards? Has someone called the FBI? This guy is obviously the kid who was picked on in school for singing in the glee club and before he turns into Jeffrey Dahmer and starts eating people, we need to alert the proper authorities." End Quote
Thank you for your time. Please no questions. Thank you.
And with that, Peter Winkler exits the podium.