Post by Matt Hawk on May 28, 2012 21:57:57 GMT -6
The scene opens up to a dark place with no lights on. It is so dark that you can not see anything. It is so scarey where could this be? Its cold damp and dark so evil. The devil must be here, this must be his home, this must be at least his bathroom. A man standing about 6 foot 4 inches walks in, his breath is forming in the air as he breaths.
Man: Wooooooo I am going to catch me some people and put them in a box and bury them alive!
Voice: Why!!!!
Man: Because I must hahahahahah
Voice: But why!
Man: AHHHHHHH the voices oh my the voices!
The man falls to his knees and starts sobbing
Man: waaaaaaaaa....waaaaaaaa...hahahahaha
The man stands up and pulls the hood down from his head and turns on the lights. Everyone can now see that the man with the hood on is Matt Hawk., as he turns to face the camera he is laughing so hard he has tears in his eyes.
Hawk: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. I said it before and I will say it again, I don’t know what feud you are talking about. All I can think of is that you must believe all that fake ass shit Dale was writing while he was curled up in a corner of the bathroom pissing all over him self. You know actually you remind me a lot of that idiot. Oh wait stop the presses could you... oh no never..but you could, could you really be Dale? Could you be that throwed off bastard that lives in his own little world?
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] Hawk: Andrew what I really think is u must have a man crush on me. Hell all u been doing is emailing telling me how much u want this match and it is great to see me again, hell I just thought u were some obsessed mark or something at first. The Idol told me you was beating people up in grave yards and shit, so then I thought you must be one of those stalkers or something. Then u made the mistake and jumped my boy at the PPV and I had to show you that you really are not shit.
Hawk smiles as people behind him start to clear away the dark set that he is standing in front of.
Hawk: Now you are putting women in coffins and shit? Dude did you not get enough hugs and kisses from you mom when you was a baby? Come to think of it I have said that before, but to who? Oh yea I remember I also said that to Dale.
Hawk starts to walk off stage as one of the workers bring him a Red Bull.
Hawk: Thanks man. Lets see what else can we talk about Little Dal...I mean Andrew. Oh yea back to the two split tails in the coffins. You know I have been very disturbed since I watched your little horror show today. I have been very worried about......
A man in a suit comes up to Hawk and ask him to sign some papers. Hawk looks the papers over and signs them. Hawk then picks up talking from where he left off.
Hawk: Worried about you man. Let me get this straight, you have two pretty good looking women there with you, well let me just be honest they are what I would consider top shelf for someone like you. Anyway, you are there with two woman and the only thing you want to do with them is beat them up and put them in wooden boxes. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
Hawk shakes his head as he heads for the exit sign.
Hawk: I mean did you pick up a she male one night start kissing her and and made your move to slide your hand down her pants and found pecker? However, that only made you pause huh not stop but pause. Then you started thinking no one will know I’ll just try it this one time, and you did but afterwards you knew you really liked it and you wanted more, but every chick u found after that was a real one and did not carry around that stick you love to play with?
Hawk is now walking to the limo that is waiting for him.
Hawk: So you flipped your wig and figured you would try and rid the world of the girls that did not carry around your favorite toy between their legs.
Hawk pauses to finish off his Red Bull
Hawk: You know I don’t know if that is the truth Dal.. Damn I mean Andrew. It is just a theory, because you are one mixed up mother fucker. Maybe it is all an act, could just be you are a scared little boy that just wants to still suck on your mom’s tit. I don’t know, but what I do know is I do not have time to screw around with a little snot nose prick that has a hard on for being in the spotlight and wants to ride my coat tails into main events. There is much better talent in the locker room that deserves to get a shot at badest man alive.
Hawk pauses as he reaches the open limo door and lowers his Oakleys so his eyes are showing.
Hawk: Oh yea I am talking about the man that calls himself champ. Dylan you have once again stuck your nose is my business. You just remember this one thing! The Daddy made you boy!
Hawk enters the limo and the valet closes the door.
