Post by AJ Johnson on May 31, 2012 12:05:26 GMT -6
AJ: Welcome everyone to yet another episode of the AJ Johnson Show!
*As the scene opens we see AJ sitting behind a desk. He is dressed in a Black Armani Suit as there are a couple of chairs sitting next to him. Behind AJ is a banner that looks to have been drawn in Red Color Crayon as it reads "The AJ Johnson Show". He picks up a cup that is sitting on his desk as he takes a sip and then begins speaking to the camera.*
AJ: I hope everyone enjoys the new artwork for the show. The banner that is behind me was created by my brother Jacoby. You will have to excuse him, he never really got past the 5th grade.
* AJ then presses a red button on the desk as it makes a sound as if an audience was laughing.*
AJ: Well tonight we have a few special guests for the show. We have my beautiful wife Krystal, my brother Jacoby, and for the finale we have a very speacial guest. Well actually it's actually a few special guests which I will get to later. But anyway ladies and gentleman please join with me in welcoming my beautiful wife, Mrs. Krystal Johnson!
*Into the camera angle walks Krystal. She has her blonde hair flowing as she is dressed in a very gorgeous black dress with black heels. She walks over, gives AJ a kiss on the lips, and then takes a seat.*
AJ: Welcome to the show baby.
Krystal: Well I figured I would come on. You have been trying for the longest time to get me on here.
AJ: Yeah I know, Ladies and Gentleman I am pleased to announce that my beautiful wife will be on the cover of Maxim in two months!
Krystal: Okay before I say yes, I have to ask who are you talking to?
AJ: Well babe, we are broadcasting over USPW.com to the millions of viewers around the country. Even a few hundre thousand that are watching from different countries around the world.
* Krystal facial expression then gets to where it looks as though she does not believe AJ.*
Krystal: Millions? Are you kidding me? What's the most viewers that this show has ever had?
AJ: Ummmm......
Krystal: well....
AJ: Like 10,000.
Krystal: Yeah that's really millions isn't it?
* AJ then claps his hands together.*
AJ: Well ladies and gentleman please give a round of applause for my wife Krystal, but if I'm not mistaken she has a photoshoot or something to get to.
Krystal: What? No I Do....
*AJ presses the button once again that is on his desk as he gets up and escorts Krystal out of the camera angle. He then comes back to his desk and sits down as he folds his hands together and begins speaking once again.*
AJ: Well our next guest is someone that you may all be familiar with. He is a former GWA Wrestler and some of you may not know that he is also a former Pro Ballet Dancer. But before we get to him, I want to adress what the topic for discussion is for tonights show. You see there is a man on the roster that has a history with myself and it needs to be adressed in a tone that everyone can understand.
AJ: That's right ladies and gentleman tonights discussion topic is for The Brian Magnum. I guess that you can kind of describe this as a sort of shoot discussion if you will. But anyway ladies and gentleman please let me introduce my brother Jacoby Douglas!!
*Into the camera angle walks Jacoby. He is wearing a black outfit with a black that and a glued on Beard as he walks in and sits in the chair next to AJs desk.*
AJ: Jacoby, what the hell are you wearing!?
Jacoby: Well I thought since we are talking about The Brian Magnum and after listening to his promos and everything that he has done in hospitals and everything, I would dress for the occasion. So I went out and got a Rabbi outfit as well as this fake beard shit. Do you realize how long it takes for this shit to be applied!?
AJ: But Jacoby....
Jacoby: What's up?
AJ: Brian has never said anything about him being Jewish.
*Jacoby pauses for a brief moment before speaking again.*
AJ: Are you alright?
Jacoby: Okay, I didn't catch that. What did you say?
AJ: I said that Brian has never said anything about himself being Jewish so I don't really understand why you would dress in a Rabbi outfit.
*Jacoby pauses again as he then sink his face into his palm and begins shaking his head.*
Jacoby: I'm so damn stupid. I just spent 7 hours in a makeup chair getting this beard applied and your telling me it was for nothing.
AJ: But it's the thought that counts. Anyway this brings up a good point though. The recent promos and incidents that Brian has been apart of since he has been back show that he is now saying he has a new found religion. It's like he went away and then came back as a new man. Well I just don't believe it. I do not believe you when you say that you are a new man.
Jacoby: Yeah I know man, he is acting really damn weird.
AJ: Brian is a phony, he has done so much wrong for me to believe him.
*Jacoby then begins to laugh to himself.*
Jacoby: HaHa like the time we took that trip to Alcatraz for the GWA Pay-Per-View.
AJ: Oh yes, all of the drugs and alcohol that we consumed on that trip. That is one of many of the stories of how Brian is not the changed man that he claims to be.
*AJ then leans back in his chair and begins to smile as he holds his hands right in front of him.*
AJ: But it is actually kind of comical to watch. Take for example the hospital incident that I read about on the Internet. According to the report you basically tried to molest the doctor that was treating you. And then you began blurting out random things to the nurse about you looking for your briefcase and God will keep you and the people in the hospital safe. At one point you even screamed at the doctor "What's My Name".
*Jacoby suddenly breaks into laughter as he begins shaking his head in amusement as well.*
AJ: What's wrong Jacoby?
Jacoby: I'm sorry,this is too damn funny.
AJ: HaHa Anyway, not only did you seem like a rapist but you also probably seemed like you were on drugs. But you know this point in your life could just go in your book. I can picture it now, the title reads "The Brian Magnum: Memoirs on Life" and you could title this chapter "The Brian Magnum: The Jesus Years" HaHa. But before we run out of time, I have the final guests of the show, all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada and the Bunney Ranch Brothel I bring you Ms. Willow and the owner Mr. Dennis Hof!
*Willow walks on stage dressed in a red bra with matching red panties. Dennis is wearing a brown suit with matching brown alligator shoes with sun glasses on. He also has a cigar in his mouth as they both walk over and sit in the chairs next to Jacoby who is focused straight on Willows boobs.*
AJ: Welcome to the show.
Hof and Willow: Thank you.
AJ: Well I guess we should jump right into it. Mr. Hoff I for one will admit that I have been to the Brothel a few times back in the day but from what I hear Brian is considered to be a regualr customer?
Hof: Yeah AJ you would be correct. Now take it he has not been to the Ranch in about a month but that is usual for him. He will stop for about a month or two then he will be back.
AJ: Oh okay well that is some news to us.
* Jacoby continues staring at Willows boobs as she figures it out and then slaps him.*
Willow: Do you have a problem!?
Jacoby: Oh no sorry!?
AJ: Willow, it is very nice to meet you.
Willow: Thank you AJ. And thank you for allowing us to be on the show.
AJ: Anytime. So I hear that Brian is one of your best costumers. Is that correct?
Willow: Yeah thinking back on all of my clients he probably is the best tipper of all.
AJ: Oh okay, and did he ever say anything about making a comeback to pro wrestling?
Willow: He did once, he said he was going to make a comeback and get even with you. He said that he may even come back with a new gimmick.
AJ: HaHa Wow. Well Ladies and Gentleman if this did not show all of you I am not sure what will. After hearing from Mr. Hof and Willow this should show you that The Brian Magnum is a phony. I'm sorry but we are running low on time but next time on the AJ Johnson show Jacoby and I are going to take a trip to The Brian Magnums Hometown. Thank you for tuning in and be sure to check out Friday Night Freedom this Friday Night! Thank You and GoodNight!
*The credits begin to roll as AJ continues talking to Hof, Willow, and Jacoby on stage.*
Producer: AJ Johnson..,,,,,,
Director: AJ Johnson......
Artwork: Jacoby Douglas.......
Editor: AJ Johnson....
Host: AJ Johnson....
END..
*As the scene opens we see AJ sitting behind a desk. He is dressed in a Black Armani Suit as there are a couple of chairs sitting next to him. Behind AJ is a banner that looks to have been drawn in Red Color Crayon as it reads "The AJ Johnson Show". He picks up a cup that is sitting on his desk as he takes a sip and then begins speaking to the camera.*
AJ: I hope everyone enjoys the new artwork for the show. The banner that is behind me was created by my brother Jacoby. You will have to excuse him, he never really got past the 5th grade.
* AJ then presses a red button on the desk as it makes a sound as if an audience was laughing.*
AJ: Well tonight we have a few special guests for the show. We have my beautiful wife Krystal, my brother Jacoby, and for the finale we have a very speacial guest. Well actually it's actually a few special guests which I will get to later. But anyway ladies and gentleman please join with me in welcoming my beautiful wife, Mrs. Krystal Johnson!
*Into the camera angle walks Krystal. She has her blonde hair flowing as she is dressed in a very gorgeous black dress with black heels. She walks over, gives AJ a kiss on the lips, and then takes a seat.*
AJ: Welcome to the show baby.
Krystal: Well I figured I would come on. You have been trying for the longest time to get me on here.
AJ: Yeah I know, Ladies and Gentleman I am pleased to announce that my beautiful wife will be on the cover of Maxim in two months!
Krystal: Okay before I say yes, I have to ask who are you talking to?
AJ: Well babe, we are broadcasting over USPW.com to the millions of viewers around the country. Even a few hundre thousand that are watching from different countries around the world.
* Krystal facial expression then gets to where it looks as though she does not believe AJ.*
Krystal: Millions? Are you kidding me? What's the most viewers that this show has ever had?
AJ: Ummmm......
Krystal: well....
AJ: Like 10,000.
Krystal: Yeah that's really millions isn't it?
* AJ then claps his hands together.*
AJ: Well ladies and gentleman please give a round of applause for my wife Krystal, but if I'm not mistaken she has a photoshoot or something to get to.
Krystal: What? No I Do....
*AJ presses the button once again that is on his desk as he gets up and escorts Krystal out of the camera angle. He then comes back to his desk and sits down as he folds his hands together and begins speaking once again.*
AJ: Well our next guest is someone that you may all be familiar with. He is a former GWA Wrestler and some of you may not know that he is also a former Pro Ballet Dancer. But before we get to him, I want to adress what the topic for discussion is for tonights show. You see there is a man on the roster that has a history with myself and it needs to be adressed in a tone that everyone can understand.
AJ: That's right ladies and gentleman tonights discussion topic is for The Brian Magnum. I guess that you can kind of describe this as a sort of shoot discussion if you will. But anyway ladies and gentleman please let me introduce my brother Jacoby Douglas!!
*Into the camera angle walks Jacoby. He is wearing a black outfit with a black that and a glued on Beard as he walks in and sits in the chair next to AJs desk.*
AJ: Jacoby, what the hell are you wearing!?
Jacoby: Well I thought since we are talking about The Brian Magnum and after listening to his promos and everything that he has done in hospitals and everything, I would dress for the occasion. So I went out and got a Rabbi outfit as well as this fake beard shit. Do you realize how long it takes for this shit to be applied!?
AJ: But Jacoby....
Jacoby: What's up?
AJ: Brian has never said anything about him being Jewish.
*Jacoby pauses for a brief moment before speaking again.*
AJ: Are you alright?
Jacoby: Okay, I didn't catch that. What did you say?
AJ: I said that Brian has never said anything about himself being Jewish so I don't really understand why you would dress in a Rabbi outfit.
*Jacoby pauses again as he then sink his face into his palm and begins shaking his head.*
Jacoby: I'm so damn stupid. I just spent 7 hours in a makeup chair getting this beard applied and your telling me it was for nothing.
AJ: But it's the thought that counts. Anyway this brings up a good point though. The recent promos and incidents that Brian has been apart of since he has been back show that he is now saying he has a new found religion. It's like he went away and then came back as a new man. Well I just don't believe it. I do not believe you when you say that you are a new man.
Jacoby: Yeah I know man, he is acting really damn weird.
AJ: Brian is a phony, he has done so much wrong for me to believe him.
*Jacoby then begins to laugh to himself.*
Jacoby: HaHa like the time we took that trip to Alcatraz for the GWA Pay-Per-View.
AJ: Oh yes, all of the drugs and alcohol that we consumed on that trip. That is one of many of the stories of how Brian is not the changed man that he claims to be.
*AJ then leans back in his chair and begins to smile as he holds his hands right in front of him.*
AJ: But it is actually kind of comical to watch. Take for example the hospital incident that I read about on the Internet. According to the report you basically tried to molest the doctor that was treating you. And then you began blurting out random things to the nurse about you looking for your briefcase and God will keep you and the people in the hospital safe. At one point you even screamed at the doctor "What's My Name".
*Jacoby suddenly breaks into laughter as he begins shaking his head in amusement as well.*
AJ: What's wrong Jacoby?
Jacoby: I'm sorry,this is too damn funny.
AJ: HaHa Anyway, not only did you seem like a rapist but you also probably seemed like you were on drugs. But you know this point in your life could just go in your book. I can picture it now, the title reads "The Brian Magnum: Memoirs on Life" and you could title this chapter "The Brian Magnum: The Jesus Years" HaHa. But before we run out of time, I have the final guests of the show, all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada and the Bunney Ranch Brothel I bring you Ms. Willow and the owner Mr. Dennis Hof!
*Willow walks on stage dressed in a red bra with matching red panties. Dennis is wearing a brown suit with matching brown alligator shoes with sun glasses on. He also has a cigar in his mouth as they both walk over and sit in the chairs next to Jacoby who is focused straight on Willows boobs.*
AJ: Welcome to the show.
Hof and Willow: Thank you.
AJ: Well I guess we should jump right into it. Mr. Hoff I for one will admit that I have been to the Brothel a few times back in the day but from what I hear Brian is considered to be a regualr customer?
Hof: Yeah AJ you would be correct. Now take it he has not been to the Ranch in about a month but that is usual for him. He will stop for about a month or two then he will be back.
AJ: Oh okay well that is some news to us.
* Jacoby continues staring at Willows boobs as she figures it out and then slaps him.*
Willow: Do you have a problem!?
Jacoby: Oh no sorry!?
AJ: Willow, it is very nice to meet you.
Willow: Thank you AJ. And thank you for allowing us to be on the show.
AJ: Anytime. So I hear that Brian is one of your best costumers. Is that correct?
Willow: Yeah thinking back on all of my clients he probably is the best tipper of all.
AJ: Oh okay, and did he ever say anything about making a comeback to pro wrestling?
Willow: He did once, he said he was going to make a comeback and get even with you. He said that he may even come back with a new gimmick.
AJ: HaHa Wow. Well Ladies and Gentleman if this did not show all of you I am not sure what will. After hearing from Mr. Hof and Willow this should show you that The Brian Magnum is a phony. I'm sorry but we are running low on time but next time on the AJ Johnson show Jacoby and I are going to take a trip to The Brian Magnums Hometown. Thank you for tuning in and be sure to check out Friday Night Freedom this Friday Night! Thank You and GoodNight!
*The credits begin to roll as AJ continues talking to Hof, Willow, and Jacoby on stage.*
Producer: AJ Johnson..,,,,,,
Director: AJ Johnson......
Artwork: Jacoby Douglas.......
Editor: AJ Johnson....
Host: AJ Johnson....
END..