Post by Grave Digger on May 30, 2012 23:56:13 GMT -6
[The scene opens in the USPW locker room of the Labyrinth. This newly crowned Labyrinth basement locker room isn’t any cleaner since it has had it’s new occupants, cobwebs are still draped all over the room, and barbed wire wrapped objects are everywhere. Even everyday household items like picture frames and soda cans are wrapped in barbed wire. The door creeks open, as a USPW camera man follows USPW rookie interviewer Paul Kelly into the Labyrinth locker room. He shivers.]
Paul Kelly: Man, the veterans of USPW better respect me after taking this assignment. I don’t like this one bit! Labyrinth are freaks… They should be in a mental asylum, not a wrestling ring.
[Paul Kelly continues into the room where he spots a man on a reclining chair, watching the television. This man is watching a classic Frankenstein movie, so old, it’s not even in color. Paul Kelly nods, takes a deep breath and approaches the chair.]
Paul Kelly: Mr Grave Digger? Is that you? I’d like a…
[The man in the chair spins around and looks Paul Kelly deep in the eyes. This man wasn’t like the room he occupied. He was exceptionally well groomed, his hair was slicked back and his business suit was relatively wrinkle free.]
Mitch: Grave Digger? I’m sorry, you must have me mistaken. I haven’t wrestled in years.
[Paul Kelly looks around. The place is a dump. But he notices one of the USPW Six Man Tag Team Titles and feels confident he’s in the right spot.]
Paul: But aren’t you the guy who teamed up with Cyanide and Crysis Harvey last week? Didn’t you guys win the titles? If I could get an interview, you would make me a pretty penny!
Mitch: Crisis? Cyo-nide? What are you talking about kid?
[Mitch takes a sip of his tea.]
Paul: Are you telling me you aren’t the man who viciously assaulted Stardust in the locker room last Freedom?
Mitch: Assault? Assault is a crime, my friend. I don’t need that. I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place. There’s no wrasslin’ guys here.
Paul: (disappointed) Yeah… Yeah, I guess you’re right. Maybe I’ll check back lat… (Paul’s demeanor changes to panic) [sniff] Hey, do you smell that?? That’s something burning! Oh my goodness!! The locker!! Get out of here!!
[Paul Kelly quickly heads out of the room as Mitch stands up and follows the smoke to the closed locker. He tugs on it a few times, before it opens, and a voice echoes through the room.]
GRAVE DIGGER: We’re not done yet!! There’s still an old flame we need to take care of!!
Mitch: No! Not you, not again!! What do you want with me?
GRAVE DIGGER: LANA HONEY!!
[Mitch opens the locker, and a stack of photographs is burning on the inside. But from the top photograph, it’s easy to see exactly what Grave Digger has on his mind: Predator’s new manager.]
[The scene fades to black.]
Paul Kelly: Man, the veterans of USPW better respect me after taking this assignment. I don’t like this one bit! Labyrinth are freaks… They should be in a mental asylum, not a wrestling ring.
[Paul Kelly continues into the room where he spots a man on a reclining chair, watching the television. This man is watching a classic Frankenstein movie, so old, it’s not even in color. Paul Kelly nods, takes a deep breath and approaches the chair.]
Paul Kelly: Mr Grave Digger? Is that you? I’d like a…
[The man in the chair spins around and looks Paul Kelly deep in the eyes. This man wasn’t like the room he occupied. He was exceptionally well groomed, his hair was slicked back and his business suit was relatively wrinkle free.]
Mitch: Grave Digger? I’m sorry, you must have me mistaken. I haven’t wrestled in years.
[Paul Kelly looks around. The place is a dump. But he notices one of the USPW Six Man Tag Team Titles and feels confident he’s in the right spot.]
Paul: But aren’t you the guy who teamed up with Cyanide and Crysis Harvey last week? Didn’t you guys win the titles? If I could get an interview, you would make me a pretty penny!
Mitch: Crisis? Cyo-nide? What are you talking about kid?
[Mitch takes a sip of his tea.]
Paul: Are you telling me you aren’t the man who viciously assaulted Stardust in the locker room last Freedom?
Mitch: Assault? Assault is a crime, my friend. I don’t need that. I’m afraid you’ve come to the wrong place. There’s no wrasslin’ guys here.
Paul: (disappointed) Yeah… Yeah, I guess you’re right. Maybe I’ll check back lat… (Paul’s demeanor changes to panic) [sniff] Hey, do you smell that?? That’s something burning! Oh my goodness!! The locker!! Get out of here!!
[Paul Kelly quickly heads out of the room as Mitch stands up and follows the smoke to the closed locker. He tugs on it a few times, before it opens, and a voice echoes through the room.]
GRAVE DIGGER: We’re not done yet!! There’s still an old flame we need to take care of!!
Mitch: No! Not you, not again!! What do you want with me?
GRAVE DIGGER: LANA HONEY!!
[Mitch opens the locker, and a stack of photographs is burning on the inside. But from the top photograph, it’s easy to see exactly what Grave Digger has on his mind: Predator’s new manager.]
[The scene fades to black.]
