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Post by Mike Mahoney on May 2, 2012 0:51:38 GMT -6
 We here at TMZ know how much you love your sports, and the only thing better than one sport, is two sports combined! That’s why we’re excited to bring to you the pictures and videos of former AMMA World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Mahoney, spotted arriving in Washington DC today where an event will be held after the exciting record breaking WrestleFest PPV. When asked, Mike Mahoney said: “No comment.” Could it be what we think it is! That’s right, a mixed martial arts champion looks to be in town for United States Pro Wrestling’s Friday Freedom event! Is Mahoney here for front row seats to watch wrasslin’? Or do the front offices of USPW have something up their sleeves that’ll shake up the foundation of MMA and Wrestling forever? Stay tuned! -TMZ 2012 |
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Post by Mike Mahoney on May 7, 2012 14:48:58 GMT -6
You’re a loyal United States Pro Wrestling fan, and the excitement and the buzz of WrestleFest’s success has everyone excited, as you hear about USPW everywhere from the break room at work to national sports channels on the television like ESPN. But as you prepare to check out of the local grocery store with all the items you need for a little Friday Night Freedom party with your buddies, such as chips and dip and beer and soda, something catches your eye. A Magazine. You see the letters USPW on the cover of a fashion magazine. Maybe they’re doing a special on Mark Force? The guy is a legend in the fashion world! But as you look you realize the cover girl of the women’s magazine is an MMA ring girl.  “What does she want with USPW?”, you wonder, as you look over your shoulder and make sure no one is watching you pick up this not-quite-your-demographic magazine. You flip through the pages and see the interview. (Fashion Weekly): Toni, all of our readers simply love your hair! It’s so perfect! How can we have perfect hair like you? (Toni Frost): Aww I’m flattered! Well you see, after I get out of the shower, I apply a fine layer of Ora…… “What is this crap?” You skim through, and then flip the page, hoping for something more interesting.  (Fashion Weekly): So about this All American sexy outfit! You simply captured the hearts of the AMMA audience and MMA fans everywhere! Men want you and women want to be you! So what’s next for Toni Frost? It seems you have interest in becoming a star. (Toni Frost): I do love my fans, and I love MMA and I love being a ring girl, but sometimes, you need to expand. That’s why I signed a new contract, and I am wearing this American gear for your magazine. I enjoy wrestling, and this small town girl is becoming a big name. This month, on a Friday, I have plans to shock the world when I step into an United States Pro Wrest… (Cute Girl Behind You): *Ahem* Umm, dude, are you like done with that girly magazine? I’d like to buy it. You quickly set the magazine down in a panic, and proceed to move on. Hope that girl wasn't watching you for too long, she was kinda cute. But the magazine does have you intrigued. What’s an MMA girl want with USPW anyways? Ohh man, almost forgot to buy ice! |
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