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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:21:36 GMT -6
WrestleFest
Friday April 27th, 2012
@uspw Ameri-Dome
Washington, D.C.
AJ Johnson vs Troy "The Baller" Franklin
Television Title Match
World Tag Team Title Match
Steel Cage Match for the USPW World Title
...And more!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:21:46 GMT -6
Low Low Valentine vs Little Eagle
Once again on Freedom the USPW midget division took center stage or should we say center ring. When Low Low Valentine did battle with Little Eagle. These two superstars battled all over the ring and ring side area. They used everything they could think of on one another and USPW management let it happen.
After what happened at the battle royal these two men were ready to do what it takes to win and they both did that very thing to get the huge crowd on hand into the match.
In the end though Low Low Valentine would get the huge win and make up for what went down at the battle royal.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:02 GMT -6
Force Picks his Match
Mark Force - One of the most talked about press conferences of all time is when Drew Rosenhaus and Terrell Owens worked out in TO’s front yard. 7 years later...and people still remember it. With that said...I have decided to recreate it. However....I don’t exactly know how to find out where TO lives. He didn’t respond to emails, or, my 124 voicemails asking him where he lived so we could get together and party. His loss. [pause] So, I found the next best place....the front yard of SUPERAGENT Drew Rosenhaus!
Mark runs into Drew’s yard, and sprints for about 10 feet before he doubles over and throws up in a bush. Drew comes out and yells at Mark.
Drew - What are you doing here, man? And what the heck did you do to my Gibraltar Campions? They’re one of the most rare flowers in the world!
Mark Force - It’s an honor, Mr Superagent Drew Rosenhaus. Can I call you that?
Drew - No, but you can call yourself a cab. Get the hell out of here.
Mark Force - With all due respect, sir. I think you should represent me. It would be good for your business. I mean, I don’t even know where my agent is...he just dropped me off one day and never came back. Between the two of us, he’s kind of an asshole...so...
Drew - Who are you?
Mark Force - My name is Mark Force. Future King of USPW. I will soon be World and US Champion. That’s actually why I’ve brought all these reporters here.
Drew - Reporters? That’s Jimmy from down the street holding his iphone, and some homeless guy with a polaroid. I bet the damn thing doesn’t even have batteries.
Some Homeless Guy - LEMON PLEDGE MOTHERF[beep].
Drew - …
Mark Force - ...Look Drew. Like it or not...you’re famous for one of the most talked-out press conferences of all time. I have a big announcement...so I’m recreating the event in the best way I know how. Step aside. Okay, homeless guy. This is your time to shine. Press RECORD, SON!!!!
Mark clears his throat, and looks around.
Mark Force -USPW! Are you ready for the greatest promo of all time? Mike C may have kidnapped my brother...but, I will get him back next Friday at FREEDOM. I will...[phone rings]
Mark pulls a cellphone out of his pocket.
Mark Force - This is kind of a bad time. I’m in the middle of a big promo. It loses most of its luster when you have to answer a phone call in the middle of it. [pause] Yes, that’s what my promo is about. I’m announcing my match stipulation for next week’s match versus Mike C. [pauses] Well..can I at least yell it into the phone all dramatically?
Mark takes a big breath...
Mark Force - Next week, you and I in a HOT DOG EATING CONTEST! RAWWWWR!!!!
[pauses]
Mark Force - What do you mean? That’d be a great match. Okay...next week. Mike C will face me in a “FIRST PERSON TO 241 POUNDS” DIET CONTEST. ARGHHHHHHH!
[pauses]
Mark Force - No way...that was a great match idea! Okay. I’ve got it. Mike C. You like to play with fire, huh? How about....A BURN YOUR OPPONENT ALIVE, AND DANCE OVER HIS BURNING CORPSE MATCH! AHAHAHAHA!
[pauses]
Mark Force - Well, dammit. You’re weak Frankie. What, should we go real old school and do a leather strap match? Jeez. [pauses] A great idea? NO THAT’S A HORRIBLE IDEA! I WAS JOKING! I WAS SAYING IT IN JEST! Frankie? Frankie? DONT HANG UP ON ME!
Mark looks at the phone in despair. Frankie has hung up.
Mark Force - Shit.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:11 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Well It looks as if once again Mark Force's mouth has got him into some trouble.
Steve Travis - Trouble is not the word. He now has to face "Classy" Mike C in a leather strap match next week. What the hell was he thinking?
Johnny Vendetta - OK here is the skinny boys. Mark Force is a fool, an idiot, is a fool, is stupid is as stupid does. Do you get the damn point I am trying to make here ? How stupid can one man really be? If I were Mark Force and thank God I am not I would have killed myself years ago.
Tom Roberts - Why don't you tell us how you really feel about him Johnny. I mean wow man. You need to relax a bit.
Johnny Vendetta - You can freak out about Shawn Starr but I can say anything about Mark Force. What the hell is that all about?
Steve Travis - Let it go Johnny. Just let it go. You two guys will not help anything by getting into it here tonight. What will it solve it anyway? So lets go to a break and let these guys cool down.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:20 GMT -6
Freedom [5] Preview
Friday April 20th, 2012
@the USPW Ameri-Dome
Washington, D.C.
6-Man Tag Title Action!
TV Title Match!
Your Poisonous Destruction vs The Bruised
Midget Action
US Title/Leather Strap Match: "Classy" Mike C defends against Mark Force
And so much more!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:32 GMT -6
ULTRATITLE Returns: Your Chance To Become the Ultimate Champion Yesterday on Efed_Guerilla Radio. USPW had it's entire roster challenged to join the Ultra Title Tournament! The tournament is open to all comers, includes cash prizes and a format that should make it easy for you to compete in and easy for them to post. The tournament will start later this month with the date to be determined once we complete registrations this weekend. It was originally planned for 64 participants, but they currently sit at 82. Thus the challenge to the USPW roster to join. Visit: fwrestling.com/For more details, who will represent the USPW? |
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:43 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Well USPW Fans here we go. The main event is about to happen. It's going to be a Ladder Match to crown the first ever USPW World Title. The four USPW superstars in the match will be AJ Johnson, Phantom, Mark Force, and "Classy" Mike C.
Steve Travis - This is going to be one hell of a match and could be the match of the year in USPW. These four superstars have fought and clawed there way to this match and have proven that the should be in it.
Johnny Vendetta - All I can say is this match will be everything that the USPW fans want it to be. Lets get to the match!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:22:58 GMT -6
Ladder Match for the USPW World Title
AJ Johnson vs Phantom vs Mark Force vs "Classy" Mike C
Mike Cardella - This match is a Ladder Match for the USPW World Championship title. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 263 pounds, from Manchester,England, "Classy" Mike C!!! (crowd boos ******)
[The guitar intro from "I'm So Bored With The USA" by The Clash kicks in and strobe lighting flashes at the top of the ramp. Classy Mike C steps out onto the stage and holds his arms out to his side in a confrontational manner and smirks at the crowd, prompting a chorus of boos. Mike C walks down t ]
Mike Cardella - The second in this four way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Atlanta,Georgia, AJ Johnson!!! (crowd boos ***)
[AJ Johnson walks to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - introducing third, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Chicago.IL, Mark Force!!!
[Mark Force walks to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - And finally, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Middletown,Connecticut, Phantom!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Phantom walks to the ring. Roger Ross is the referee for this contest. "Classy" Mike C places AJ Johnson on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. AJ Johnson drops Phantom with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. "Classy" Mike C gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Mark Force. Mark Force gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Phantom. (the bell rings) They lockup. AJ Johnson sends Mark Force to the corner of the ring. ]
Steve Travis - AJ Johnson with a weak move.
[Mark Force knifehand chops AJ Johnson. ]
Johnny Vendetta - AJ Johnson takes a knifehand chop.
[Mark Force gives AJ Johnson a reverse neckbreaker. Mark Force gets back to his feet. AJ Johnson is up again. Mark Force short lariats AJ Johnson. AJ Johnson is back on his feet. Mark Force executes a headlock takedown. Mark Force trys for a dragon screw but is unable to lift AJ Johnson.AJ Johnson gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Mark Force hits AJ Johnson with an elbowdrop. ]
Steve Travis - elbowdrop!
[AJ Johnson stands up. AJ Johnson grabs Mark Force's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. AJ Johnson and Mark Force leave the ring. AJ Johnson throws the Ladder at Mark Force. Mark Force is bleeding as a result. AJ Johnson dives head first into Mark Force. AJ Johnson climbs to his feet. Now Mark Force standing. AJ Johnson goes into the ring with the ladder. Mark Force follows. AJ Johnson swings a Steel chair and hits Mark Force. Mark Force is bleeding as a result. Phantom trys for a power move but is unable to lift Mark Force.Phantom is back on his feet. Phantom executes a jawbreakeron Mark Force. Phantom is back on his feet. Mark Force stands up. Mark Force runs in and leg drops "Classy" Mike C. "Classy" Mike C is up again. "Classy" Mike C gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Mark Force comes over and smashes "Classy" Mike C's head into it. Mark Force starts to climb the ladder. Mark Force goes one step closer to the belt. Mark Force climbs to the fourth step. Mark Force climbs to the top step. Mark Force grabs the title!! ]
Tom Roberts - Mark Force has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, and new USPW World Championship champion, Mark Force!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:23:09 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Oh my he did it!!
Steve Travis - ALRIGHT!!!
Johnny Vendetta - Great a retard for a champion, the face of the company just walked off the short little yellow bus!
Tom Roberts - Would you stop!
Steve Travis - Show some respect Vendetta, Force just proved everyone wrong and just won the biggest prize in USPW!
Johnny Vendetta - Whatever!
Steve Travis - That's just rude man, rude.
Johnny Vendetta - Sucks to be you!
Tom Roberts - Well it is what it is. Congrats to our first ever World Champion, Mark Force! Good night everyone.
(Freedom leaves the air as Force holds his world title with his teeth.)
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