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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:14:49 GMT -6
Friday April 13th, 2012
@the USPW Ameri-Dome
Washington, D.C.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:15:05 GMT -6
Crazy Clown vs Cyanide Harvey
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 298 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Cyanide Harvey!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Cyanide Harvey comes to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 219 pounds, from Crazytown,USA, Crazy Clown!!!
[Crazy Clown walks to the ring. David Kohler is the referee for this contest. Cyanide Harvey executes a pumphandle suplex on Crazy Clown. Crazy Clown executes a pumphandle suplex on Cyanide Harvey. (ding, ding, ding) Cyanide Harvey hits him with a back fist. Cyanide Harvey uses a snap mare takeover on Crazy Clown. Cyanide Harvey executes a corkscrew legdrop on Crazy Clown. ]
Steve Travis - Crazy Clown takes a corkscrew legdrop.
[Cyanide Harvey gets back to his feet. Crazy Clown trys for a back breaker but is not strong enough to lift Cyanide Harvey.]
Johnny Vendetta - Crazy Clown's momma would be proud!
[Cyanide Harvey with spinning headscissors on Crazy Clown send him hard to the mat. ]
Tom Roberts - Nice spinning headscissors by Cyanide Harvey.
[Cyanide Harvey stands up. Cyanide Harvey executes the sleeperhold on Crazy Clown. Referee David Kohler is checking for a tap out. ... Crazy Clown trys to escape. ... ... ... Cyanide Harvey breaks the hold. Cyanide Harvey and Crazy Clown go to the floor David Kohler starts the count (.1) Cyanide Harvey chokes Crazy Clown with a microphone cable. (..2) Cyanide Harvey measures Crazy Clown up and drops a closed fist. (...3) Crazy Clown gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Cyanide Harvey. Cyanide Harvey gets up. Crazy Clown gets up. (....4) Cyanide Harvey nails Crazy Clown with a belly-to-back suplex. Now Cyanide Harvey standing. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Cyanide Harvey rolls onto Crazy Clown connecting with a knee. Crazy Clown gets hit with the shooting star press from Cyanide Harvey. David Kohler counts. ...1 Crazy Clown escapes. ]
Steve Travis - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[Crazy Clown is up again. Cyanide Harvey with an Aztecan suplex on Crazy Clown sends him to the mat. Cyanide Harvey gets up. Crazy Clown trys for a cradle suplex but is not strong enough to lift Cyanide Harvey.Crazy Clown trys for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Cyanide Harvey.Cyanide Harvey spinning mule kicks Crazy Clown. Crazy Clown gets up. Crazy Clown chops Cyanide Harvey. Crazy Clown uses a lariat on Cyanide Harvey. Crazy Clown stomps Cyanide Harvey. Cyanide Harvey gets up. Crazy Clown trys for a backdrop driver but is not strong enough to lift Cyanide Harvey.Crazy Clown hooks Cyanide Harvey in the abdominal stretch. David Kohler is checking for a tap out. ... Cyanide Harvey is fighting the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) Crazy Clown breaks the hold. Crazy Clown trys for a side belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Cyanide Harvey.Crazy Clown and Cyanide Harvey go to the floor ]
Tom Roberts - Cyanide Harvey is much safer at ringside. Crazy Clown can't get a pin there.
[David Kohler starts the count (.1) (..2) Crazy Clown superkicks Cyanide Harvey. Cyanide Harvey is up again. (...3) Cyanide Harvey hits Crazy Clown with a heart punch. Crazy Clown gets back to his feet. Cyanide Harvey piledrives Crazy Clown into the floor. (....4) Crazy Clown climbs to his feet. (.....5) Crazy Clown and Cyanide Harvey move back into the ring. Crazy Clown executes a jawbreakeron Cyanide Harvey. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Crazy Clown with a jawbreaker.
[Cyanide Harvey stands up. Cyanide Harvey executes a swinging bulldog on Crazy Clown driving Crazy Clown's face into the mat. Cyanide Harvey sucks chants start in the crowd. Cyanide Harvey gets up. Cyanide Harvey with a falling splash on Crazy Clown. Cyanide Harvey is back on his feet. Cyanide Harvey kicks Crazy Clown in the head. Cyanide Harvey executes a corkscrew legdrop on Crazy Clown. Cyanide Harvey gets up. Cyanide Harvey executes the Supper DDT on Crazy Clown! Crazy Clown gets hit with the shooting star press from Cyanide Harvey. David Kohler counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Tom Roberts - Cyanide Harvey has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, Cyanide Harvey!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:15:21 GMT -6
Cyanide Harvey, Rants
USPW Freedom 4 hitsa the air and we see a camera pointed down a small, cramped, dimly lit hallway. The light flickers once, and then you hear a thump and a grumble coming from somewhere down the hall.
The cameraman walks down the hall trying to see what the disturbance is, and where it is coming from. The camera slightly nods up and down with each step the cameraman makes.
He stops at a doorway about 20 feet in front of where he was and turns the camera to the door. There is a sign on it that reads "New Talent".
An inaudible yell is heard through the door. The cameraman's hand comes into frame as he pushes the door open, just enough to get the camera through to capture the action, there is a loud sequel that comes from the hinges of the door. The person inside doesn't seem to notice as he continues on an apparent rant that was going on before the camera could capture it.
Cyanide Harvey is in the room pacing back and forth, talking to himself loudly.
Cyanide Harvey - ... Ra! I swear, I can't believe this crap! I came here because I heard all the time that USPW has the best man to work for. That it is the best new company! That they will put my talent to the test...
Cyanide Scoffs, then slaps he hand against the wall. A loud thud accompanies the slap. He rests against the wall for a short period, then turns around and keeps pacing the room.
Cyanide Harvey - I get here and what do I get? A cramped little piece of shit dressing room that i have to share with a bunch of snot nosed, untalented, "wrestlers"!
Cyanide makes the quote sign with his fingers as he says wrestlers.
Cyanide Harvey Who the hell do these people think they are? Treating me like this! I'm a monster! I'm "The Poisonous One" Cyanide Harvey! I'm better than having to sit back here in this shit hole and deal with everyone is my space! RAA! I swear if i see that IDIOT owner of this show I'm gonna knock is teeth right down his throat! Better yet, I'll snap his scrawny neck in half!
There is an audible chuckle coming from Cyanide.
Cyanide Harvey I bet Mr. Image thinks that I'm some PUNK that he can just put back here in this little corner and forget about me! Well when i get out there I'll make sure he remembers me forever. I'll tear his best guy apart. I'll fracture his skull with "The Poisonous Impact" Brainbuster!
Another chuckle. Then a sigh.
Cyanide stops pacing in the room. He looks toward the door and realizes that there is someone there. He rushes over to the door and pulls it open all the way.
The camera is trembling, the cameraman shaking it out of fear.
Cyanide Harvey - ... Get the hell out of here! Were you spying on me! I bet Frankie put you up to this!
Cyanide snarls and pushes the cameraman.
The Camera goes black, but the audio is still up and there is a loud slam! Then all is quiet
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:15:29 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Johnny Vendetta - I like this Cyanide guy.
Tom Roberts - Yeah you would.
Steve Travis - My thoughts exactly.
Tom Roberts - Hold on guys. I'm being told Paul Kelly is backstage with our United States Champion.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:15:43 GMT -6
Paul Kelly Backstage w/Mike C
USPW interviewer Paul Kelly is stood backstage.
Paul Kelly - Ladies and gentlemen...at this time please let me introduce the USPW United States Champion...
The fans in the arena immediately begin to jeer.
Paul Kelly - ...Classy Mike C.
Mike C barges into shot alongside the Red Army's manager, and the latest USA recruit, Chester Gold who is holding the "United Kingdom" Championship belt. Immediately the intensity of the crowds jeers...intensifies...
Paul Kelly - Welcome Mi...
Mike C grabs the microphone and shoves Kelly out of shot as Chester Gold smirks.
Mike C - Gee, thanks Paul! USPW fans, I have a treat for you...
Steve Travis - Hopefully he's retiring with immediate effect!
Tom Roberts - And maybe donating a considerable amount to some US Army veteran charities!
Johnny Vendetta - What?! How would that be a good thing!?
Mike C - Ladies and gentlemen...to celebrate this new age of enlightenment myself and the members of the USA are putting on a little party for you before my match tonight...You are all invited to join us in the ring in one hours time to celebrate my glorious win last week...a watershed victory from America...and I look forward to you all rising from your seats and applauding me as I am officially awarded the USPW United KINGDOM Championship belt!
The fans gathered in the arena boo. Boo loudly.
Mike C - Then...after the ceremony...I invite you to all put your misconceptions to one side and celebrate with me as I become your first USPW World Heavyweight Champion. Salvation is not far away...as long as you pledge allegiance to the flag of...THE UNITED SOLDIERS OF ANARCHY!
I don't think many of the crowd in attendance will be pledging allegiance...Mike C and Chester Gold aren't even in the ring and already it's filling with garbage.
Mike C - And I'd also like to extend an invitation to Mark..."Mark"...Force. Please join us in the ring tonight, hand yourself over to the greatest, for want of a better term, "force" in professional wrestling today...the greatest "force" in America...the greatest "force" for good...Your future, America's future...the U. S. A...
Mike C smirks and walks off screen with Chester Gold in tow. The fans in the arena are not buying into his grand vision.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:15:53 GMT -6
Announce Desk
(The camera then begins to pan the crowd and we can see the fans are going nuts! We see fans wearing shirts of their favorite USPW wrestlers, several signs and more.)
Tom Roberts - Whoa wait a minute!
Steve Travis - What is it Roberts?
Tom Roberts - I thought I saw, man tell the camera crew to go back!
Johnny Vendetta - Go back where?
Tom Roberts - Camera crew please rezoom back onto the crowd to the right of the entrance ramp in the corner.
Johnny Vendetta -OK Camera crew, lets get over there. So retard Roberts can have a look see, who did your dumb ass think you ssaw anyway?
Tom Roberts -Lets the crew get over there first...
(The cameras now pan the area where Tom Roberts requested.)
Johnny Vendetta - OK Tommy Boy what is it?
Tom Roberts - There, right there!!
Johnny Vendetta - Whoa it's RAMBO!!
Tom Roberts - Rambo is fake, you'd mean Sylvester Stallone...
Steve Travis - SLY!!!
Tom Roberts - Dude it's not Stallone, that's, that God damn Charlie Sheen dressed up as Lt. Sean "Topper" Harley from Hot Shots!
Johnny Vendetta - Hot damn you're right! And look Megan McGill is there trying to talk with him!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:16:21 GMT -6
It's Sheen on the scene!
Megan McGill - Excuse me Mr. Sheen, what brings you to the USPW show here tonight!
Charlie Sheen - Sheeny love action!!
Megan McGill - Don't we all...
Charlie Sheen - I live with two goddess', looky here you make a third!
Megan McGill - OK, thanks I guess.
Charlie Sheen - Anytime sweet thang.
Megan McGill - While I have you is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers?
Charlie Sheen - YES! 9-11 was an inside job!!
Megan McGill - Umm....
Charlie Sheen - Come on lovely lady, it was a controlled explosion, no ifs ands or buts! George W. Bush and his entire council knows it, because Bush himself was behind it! I've made no secret to my opinions on this matter!
Megan McGill - Well....
Charlie Sheen - Not done baby, Remember the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania?
Megan McGill - Yes...
Charlie Sheen - No plane!
Megan McGill - OK?
Charlie Sheen - It was a damn missile! No debris? Really? And no reports in that area about a low flying jumbo liner, and missiles were popular that day, just ask the pentagon!
Megan McGill - Regardless of all that said why are you dressed up like your character Topper Harley?
Charlie Sheen - I'm at WAR!
Megan McGill - War? With whom?
Charlie Sheen - The media, my baby momma drama and everything else, damn I need a beer, and by the way, that's winning!
(Charlie turns away and heads for the concession stand.)
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:16:31 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Steve Travis - Awkward.
Tom Roberts - Charlie Sheen is going crazy anymore.
Steve Travis - And where's he headed?
Johnny Vendetta - To get a beer.
Tom Roberts - The last thing he needs right now. He'd be better fit for a nice long nap.
Johnny Vendetta - A nap, really, a nap?
Tom Roberts - You young people, wow.
Johnny Vendetta - Alright Gramps!
Tom Roberts - Gramps huh? How cute.
Johnny Vendetta - Ah easy Roberts, just pulling your chain. Damn old bastard!
Steve Travis - Alright you two, relax
Tom Roberts - Anyway, Man we've been on the air for a bit here, so much has happened and we've yet too hit the ring for our first match!
Steve Travis - I say we do that right now!
Tom Roberts - Works for me!
Steve Travis - Mike Caredello, take it away!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:16:44 GMT -6
Strikeout vs Shawn Starr
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match for the USPW Television Championship title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 209 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada he holds the USPW Television Championship title belt, Shawn Starr!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Starstruck hits the PA system and blue and silver pyro explode from the ramp. A huge star comes on the tron as Shawn Starr makes his way to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Cooperstown,New York, Strikeout!!!
[Strikeout walks to the ring. Roger Ross is the referee for this contest. Shawn Starr executes a pumphandle suplex on Strikeout. Strikeout executes a pumphandle suplex on Shawn Starr. (the bell rings) Shawn Starr executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Strikeout. Shawn Starr punches Strikeout repeatedly. Shawn Starr applies the clawhold on Strikeout. Shawn Starr chops Strikeout. Strikeout springboard DDT's Shawn Starr onto the mat! Strikeout executes the sleeperhold on Shawn Starr. Referee Roger Ross is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Strikeout breaks the hold. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Strikeout almost won the match!
Tom Roberts - Strikeout's momma would be proud!
[Strikeout executes a corkscrew legdrop on Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr pokes Strikeout in the eyes. Strikeout knifehand chops Shawn Starr. Strikeout with an Aztecan suplex on Shawn Starr sends him to the mat. Shawn Starr is back on his feet. Strikeout hits him with a back fist. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Shawn Starr takes Strikeout down hard. Shawn Starr locks Strikeout in the kneebar. Roger Ross asks Strikeout if he quits. ... Strikeout is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Strikeout trys to escape. Strikeout escapes. Shawn Starr slingshot elbow drops Strikeout. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Strikeout takes a slingshot elbow drop.
Tom Roberts - What an outstanding match!
[Shawn Starr clotheslines Strikeout. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Shawn Starr with a weak move.
[Strikeout chops Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr gets tiger suplexed by Strikeout. Strikeout gets back to his feet. Shawn Starr gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Strikeout. ]
Tom Roberts - Shawn Starr takes a diving elbow smash.
[Now Strikeout standing. Strikeout rakes his fingers across Shawn Starr's back. Strikeout kicks Shawn Starr in the head. Strikeout fist drops Shawn Starr on the mat. Strikeout moves back to his feet. Shawn Starr is up again. Shawn Starr executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Strikeout's head onto the mat. Shawn Starr stands up. Strikeout spinning mule kicks Shawn Starr. ]
Steve Travis - Strikeout executes a spinning mule kick.
[Shawn Starr sends Strikeout into Roger Ross he goes down. Shawn Starr trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift Strikeout.Shawn Starr double underhook faceslams Strikeout hard to the Strikeout. "Magnificent" Mark Turner and "Marvelous" Mike Wolfe come to the ring. Drew Black, Duane Blue and run to the ring. "Magnificent" Mark Turner clotheslines Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr gets thrown into the turnbuckle. "Magnificent" Mark Turner comes over and smashes Shawn Starr's head into it. They lockup. "Marvelous" Mike Wolfe sends Shawn Starr to the corner of the ring. "Marvelous" Mike Wolfe springboard DDT's Shawn Starr onto the mat! "Marvelous" Mike Wolfe stands up. Drew Black piledrives Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr is back on his feet. Drew Black delivers a spinning backbreak to Shawn Starr. They lockup. Duane Blue sends Shawn Starr to the corner of the ring. Duane Blue hits him with a back fist.Here comes the rest of the USA in Mike C and The Red Army they fight the Pride all the way to the back stage area. Ordered is restored. Roger Ross gets up. They lockup. Shawn Starr sends Strikeout to the corner of the ring. Shawn Starr sucks chants start in the crowd. Shawn Starr trys for a cobra clutch suplex but is unable to lift Strikeout.Shawn Starr executes the Supper DDT on Strikeout! Shawn Starr uses an inside cradle to pin Strikeout. Roger Ross counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Tom Roberts - Shawn Starr has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, and still USPW Television Championship champion, Shawn Starr!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:16:54 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Damn it !!! Not Again!!! He won again this week. Are you kidding me ?
Johnny Vendetta - That's right Tommy boy. Shawn Starr has won once again and is showing the world and USPW that he is the face of this company. I told you that he was the man and look what he is doing.
Steve Travis - No you did not Johnny. You told us that AJ Johnson was the man and what has he done here in USPW lately.
Tom Roberts - All I know is I can not take much more of this crap of him winning week in and week out. It's driving me nuts and I really can't take it. If someone does not beat him soon I don't know what I am going to do.
Johnny Vendetta - You ain't going to a darn thing there big boy. Because we all know why you are an announcer and not in the ring.
Steve Travis - Yeah and we all know why you are here and not in there as well Johnny. So lets just get on with the night.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:17:05 GMT -6
Steve Wolf vs Trevor Tyler
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 212 pounds, from Atlanta,Georgia, Steve Wolf!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Blue Strobe Lights pound the arena as a wolf howl feels the speakers then fades into "My Town" by Hollywood Undead. Steve Wolf steps out from behind the curtain onto the stage with his tounge sticking out of his mouth and his hand raised holding up devil's horns. He brings his fist down sending of ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 219 pounds, from Bennettsville,South Carolina, Trevor Tyler!!! (crowd cheers *****)
[Trevor Tyler walks to the ring. Pat Matto is the referee for this contest. Steve Wolf executes a pumphandle suplex on Trevor Tyler. Trevor Tyler executes a pumphandle suplex on Steve Wolf. (ding, ding, ding) Steve Wolf applies the clawhold on Trevor Tyler. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Steve Wolf with a clawhold.
[Trevor Tyler does a cartwheel and kicks Steve Wolf in the face. Steve Wolf double underhook faceslams Trevor Tyler hard to the Trevor Tyler. They lockup. Steve Wolf sends Trevor Tyler to the corner of the ring. Trevor Tyler executes a split legged moonsault on to Steve Wolf. ]
Steve Travis - Nice split legged moonsault by Trevor Tyler.
[Trevor Tyler grabs Steve Wolf's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Pat Matto is checking for a tap out. ... Steve Wolf trys to escape. ... Steve Wolf is fighting the hold. ... ... Trevor Tyler tightens the hold. Steve Wolf escapes. Trevor Tyler drags Steve Wolf to the floor. Pat Matto starts the count (.1) (..2) Trevor Tyler hits Steve Wolf with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Steve Wolf is up again. (...3) Trevor Tyler mule kicks Steve Wolf. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Trevor Tyler with a mule kick.
[Steve Wolf climbs to his feet. (....4) Steve Wolf get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Trevor Tyler. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Trevor Tyler hits Steve Wolf with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Trevor Tyler hits Steve Wolf with an elbowdrop. Trevor Tyler gets up. Trevor Tyler hits Steve Wolf with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. ]
Tom Roberts - elbowdrop!
[Trevor Tyler climbs to his feet. Steve Wolf gets hit with the shooting star press from Trevor Tyler. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Steve Wolf kicks out. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Not even close!
[Steve Wolf is up again. Trevor Tyler get whipped into the corner and Steve Wolf follows himin with an avalanche. Steve Wolf and Trevor Tyler go to the floor Pat Matto starts the count (.1) Steve Wolf gives Trevor Tyler the cobra clutch suplex onto the floor. ]
Steve Travis - If Steve Wolf keeps using moves like that cobra clutch suplex he could win the match!
[Trevor Tyler gets up. (..2) Steve Wolf cuts Trevor Tyler with a blade. Trevor Tyler is bleeding as a result. Steve Wolf with an exploder suplex on Trevor Tyler. Steve Wolf is up again. (...3) Trevor Tyler is back on his feet. (....4) Trevor Tyler bites Steve Wolf's arm out of desparation. Steve Wolf rakes the face of Trevor Tyler in attempt to make a come back. Trevor Tyler gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Steve Wolf. Steve Wolf chants start. Steve Wolf moves back to his feet. Trevor Tyler takes Steve Wolf into the ring. Trevor Tyler sets Steve Wolf up DDTs him into the mat. Steve Wolf climbs to his feet. Trevor Tyler kicks Steve Wolf in the groin. Trevor Tyler executes the Supper DDT on Steve Wolf! Trevor Tyler hits a screwdriver on Steve Wolf. Steve Wolf is pinned. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Tom Roberts - Trevor Tyler has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, Trevor Tyler!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:17:28 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Well it was not a good debut for Steve Wolf was it.
Steve Travis - Is that the same Steve Wolf that was a ref in the UCW but then became and in ring competitor?
Johnny Vedetta - No way it's that guy. He sucked. Maybe it's his kid or something. Good lord I hope its not him. I mean UCW really?
Tom Roberts - Hold on there bucko. UCW was a damn good fed back in the day. Not as great as RCW, ACW, and companies like that but it was up there at one point.
Steve Travis - It's a shame it had to close but so did the other companies you talked about as well. I guess all great things must come to and end.
Johnny Vendetta - If you think anyone cared about that hell whole know as UCW your a stupid idiot. Lets not worry about that place anyway it's long gone. So lets keep Freedom going shall we.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:17:39 GMT -6
Cyanide Harvey's Call for Help
There is a view of a sunny sky. DC is busy with hustle and bustle, passing cars and horns can be heard not far away. You hear a door burst open, metal clinks and the door closes.
The cameraman crouches at the site of who walked out the door. Exiting the door is Cyanide Harvey, who this cameraman was just shoved by no less than an hour ago.
Cyanide leans up against the building grumbling to himself. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone. Still grumbling he puts the phone up to his face. He waits impatiently.
Cyanide - Common! Pick Up!
A few more seconds pass and then Cyanide speaks again.
Cyanide -Brother, listen I need you to come to DC...
He pauses for a response.
Cyanide -No, it can't wait that long I need you down here NOW, at the latest Friday, April the 13th. No, listen! We need to be reunited, we need to take care of some business here...
He pauses again.
Cyanide - Yea, that's right, yes, business means punishment.
Cyanide hangs up the phone, and then chuckles...
Cyanide - This will show Image not to mess with me... No, mess with us. My brother will join me soon!
Camera fades to black.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:17:47 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - His brother?
Steve Travis - Whoa.
Johnny Vendetta - I like it!
Tom Roberts - Cyanide only looks like he'll be a force here in USPW, now a brother.
Steve Travis - This doesn't look good for the roster.
Johnny Vendetta - But it looks amazing for our tag division.
Tom Roberts - Depends who you are.
Steve Travis - Exactly right.
Johnny Vendetta - True.
Tom Roberts - Hold on guys. I'm told we're going backstage...
(The camera's move backstage.)
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 22, 2012 13:18:01 GMT -6
Backstage w/the United Soldiers of Anarchy (U.S.A.)
The camera pans over to the United States Anarchy locker room. Inside are Mike C, Shawn Starr and the Red Army. The Red Army barks at each other in Russian sometimes exchanging playful slaps to the chest. Shawn Starr laughs while holding his television title belt as he tells Classy Mike C about a time back in Canada. The locker room is decorated with Canada, Great Britain and Russia/Soviet Union memorabilia including flags, a cricket bat and a poster showing Obama’s face crossed out.
Mike C - That is not bad. But that doesn’t compare to the time I kicked this stupid American’s ass for thinking just because I was British meant that I enjoyed tea.
An embarrassed Shawn Starr let out a meek smile as a knock on the door is heard.
Mike C - What is with the look?
Shawn Starr - I thought it would be a funny joke. Come in.
The door opened up as a grey haired man began back into the room with a rolling cart with a tea pot and a couple of tea cups on it. Steam rose from the tea pot opening and the man was hunched over. Mike C turned and shot Shawn Starr a dirty look. Mike C rose to his feet as he eyed the grey haired servant.
Mike C - I will get you back for this. But I am going to make the best out of this.
Mike C had a sadistic smile spread across his face as the rest of the members of his stable looked up expecting a show.
Mike C - Old top, got some tea there for us?
The grey haired man picked up the tea pot very slowly and began to pour some tea into a cup.
Mike C - You hear me?
Mike C reached out and put his hand on the grey haired man’s shoulder when suddenly he spun around. The tea pot in his hand smashed into the side of Mike C’s face sending hot tea everywhere. The rest of the stable watched as the grey haired man turned out to be Phantom with a big smile on his face.
Shawn Starr shot from his seat to attack Phantom. Phantom quickly reached down and grabbed the cricket bat leaning against the wall and smashed it into Shawn Starr’s side. Phantom then followed it up with a shot to the other side of his rib cage. The TV champ crumples to the ground grabbing at his ribs.
Phantom - I heard you loud and clear you British prick!
The Red Army charges forward only to be blocked by a flipped cart Phantom threw. Phantom turns and runs out of the room. The Red Army gives chase down the hallway as they watch the World title contender gain a bigger lead. Eventually the Red Army reaches an intersection where they stop and stare off into the distance. Before they are able to turn around to return to their locker room the Lady Killers attack from out of camera view inciting a brawl. The two teams go at it for a while before the Bruised show up as well and continue to beat the Red Army down. Soon security separates the two teams from continuing their assault on the Red Army.
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