Carolinas Finest v Bruised v Freebirds v Red Army

[Mr. Mischoff]

Fatal 4-Way Tag Match. Winners will face The Lady Killers at WrestleFest for the Tag Team Title.

You 8 RP here.

[bobbyriggs]

(We enter some backwoods and we find Bobby Riggs and Shane Valentine. Their drinking beer and have some fresh killed squirrel on an open fire pit. lynyrd skynyrd music can be heard in the background. The camera crew approaches and both men begin to address the USPW.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Well gosh diggity Shane have a look see, a USPW camera crew.

-- Shane Valentine -- Alright.

-- Bobby Riggs -- I wonder what they want.

-- Shane Valentine -- Duh.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Watcha mean duh?

-- Shane Valentine -- Bobby, seriously? We just joined USPW, we took out the trash and no one has heard a word from us yet.

-- Bobby Riggs -- This is true.

-- Shane Valentine -- Duh.

(The camera crew then gets set in position as the boys speak.)

-- Bobby Riggs -- First off listen up. My name is Bobby Riggs. One half of the Southern Freebirds. I along with my tag team partner Shane Valentine came to USPW last week to help remove the trash.

-- Shane Valentine -- That's right. Ryan Game is currently in some rubbish dump wondering what happened, while Chris Gibson is sitting in LA in a politically run locker room with C grade talent.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Damn right. That boy couldn't handle the talent 'round these here parts so he decided he was better off in a C Grade promotion with a C Grade owner that politically run, and have F grade talent infusing him.

-- Shane Valentine -- Well that was harsh.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Well so.

-- Shane Valentine --You could of just called him a bitch.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Really?

-- Shane Valentine -- Yes really.

-- Bobby Riggs -- OK.

-- Shane Valentine -- OK.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Gibson is a bitch.

-- Shane Valentine -- Well not now.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Well you suggested I just call him a bitch.

-- Shane Valentine -- Yes, but not after the rant.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Then why did you suggest it?

-- Shane Valentine -- God you're so Redneck.

-- Bobby Riggs -- I know.

-- Shane Valentine -- Ain't it great?

-- Bobby Riggs -- Yes. Yes it is.

-- Shane Valentine -- Hmm. Maybe we should address our first ever match.

-- Bobby Riggs -- I agree.

-- Shane Valentine -- Well in our first match it seems we have a chance to secure a tag team title shot at WrestleFest.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Yes we do.

-- Shane Valentine -- But we'll need to go through three other tag teams to do it.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Right.

-- Shane Valentine -- Carolina's Finest, The Red Army and The Bruised.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Simple as an outhouse in a backyard

-- Shane Valentine -- What?

-- Bobby Riggs -- What, what?

-- Shane Valentine -- Nevermind.

-- Bobby Riggs -- OK.

-- Shane Valentine -- Now you do understand how much smaller we are then these guys right? I mean outside of Trevor Tyler we're the smallest cats in this match.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Size doesn't matter. Ask TJ's wife.

-- Shane Valentine -- Easy. Leave TJ out of this.

-- Bobby Riggs -- I know he's your buddy but I got to kid.

-- Shane Valentine -- I know.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Back to business at hand?

-- Shane Valentine -- Yes.

-- Bobby Riggs -- OK. Yeah I know we're undersized. But look at what we're facing.

-- Shane Valentine -- OK?

-- Bobby Riggs -- The Red Army? Really? These guys are as stupid as a starved to dead skunk in a corn field. The morons can't even say the letter W correctly. And what's with the Oder that comes from those two.

-- Shane Valentine -- I get it.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Now lets look at The Bruised.

-- Shane Valentine -- Alright.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Face paint? Really? Wasn't that popular in the 80's? And their named Duane Blue and Drew Black, Black and Blue, and call themselves The Bruised? Come on guys.

-- Shane Valentine -- What's wrong with that?

-- Bobby Riggs -- A lot.

-- Shane Valentine -- But that alone Bobby doesn't mean they can wrestle.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Chances are their skills are as retarded as their paint and names.

-- Shane Valentine -- OK. What about Carolina's Finest?

-- Bobby Riggs -- You mean the Gaystreet boys?

-- Shane Valentine -- Huh?

-- Bobby Riggs -- Doesn't Tyler look like a guy from a vintage 70's gay porn flick?

-- Shane Valentine -- I can't say. I've never watched 70's gay porn. But I guess you have.

-- Bobby Riggs -- No I haven't. But I was just saying.

-- Shane Valentine -- Just saying? If you've never watched, how can you compare?

-- Bobby Riggs -- OK shut up.

-- Shane Valentine -- You're crazy.

-- Bobby Riggs -- So.

-- Shane Valentine -- Like you I'm just saying.

-- Bobby Riggs -- OK onto Cajun Flames. This dude is as skinny as a duck on a wet pair of flip flops. 6'6" just a little over 200 pounds!

-- Shane Valentine -- But this cat has been getting it in.

-- Bobby Riggs -- Not this week

-- Shane Valentine -- I agree!!

(Just then a White Tail Deer comes into view. Riggs and Valentine see it. Grab their rifles and begin to creep up on it.)

-- Bobby Riggs -- Hold on guys we'll be right back.

-- Shane Valentine -- Stay right here.

..... To be continued .....

[drewblack]

At a recent USPW the following took place.

Mike Cardella: The following match is a one fall 15 min time limit tag team match. Al ready in the ring from Crazy town , USA this is Crazy Clown and his partner from Lake Tahoe , Nevada here is "Big" Hoss Magee.

The crowd cheers a little for the two men.

Mike Cardella: And their opponent at a combined weight of 580 pounds from Minneapolis, Minnesota Drew Black and Duane Blue this is The Bruised.

The Bruised hits the ring and goes right after their two opponents and bead them in under 2:00 minutes flat. As the crowd goes nuts over what they have just saw USPW interviewer Justin Baker makes his way to the ring.

Justin Baker: Wow !!! What a win here today for The Bruised as they beat a clown and a has been. Aren't they something folks ?

Drew Black: Justin Baker you must have a death wish son because if you don't watch your mouth around us me are going to close it for good.

Justin Baker: You two face painted muscle bound freaks do not scare me.

Duane Blue: Is that so Justin ?

Justin Baker: Yes it is.

Just then The Bruised act as if they are going to go after Justin and he starts to scream like a little girl.

Drew Black: You see Justin we knew you would do that because all our lives people have been afraid of us because we do one thing and one thing only and that is beat people up.

Duane Black: from as far back as I can remember me and my brother here have always did what we want when we want to do it. This week on Freedom will be no different. We just get to beat up three other teams in this match.

Drew Black: After we win our match this week we head to the PPV and get our shot at the so called USPW Tag Team Champs The Lady Killers well girls get ready here we come. So shine up our titles for us.

Just then out walks The Red Army.

TBC by The Red Army

[andreisokoloff]

Justin Baker: Looks like we are now being joined by The Red Army. Guys try to keep it clean out here.

Andrei Sokoloff: Comrade Baker ve have come out here to talk to this new team that has come to the USPW that is all ve have come to do.

Drew Black: Well we are standing right here comrade what the hell do you want ?

Leonid Orlov: Ve vant to know just vho you two face painted freaks think you are ? You show up out of nowhere and get involved in things you need not be vorry about.

Duane Blue: Well it's like this comrades. Our friends from way back The Lady Killers gave us a call to watch their backs and that is what we did.

Andrei Sokoloff: That vas a very big mistake.

The next thing we see is The Red Army attacking The Bruised and a huge brawl breaks out in the arena. They fight all over the arena until the local cops have to be called in the break things up.

The two teams are separated and told to go back to their own locker rooms in which they do.

TBC

[duaneblue]

As The Bruised sit in their locker room they are talking about something.

Duane Blue: Bro we need to make that call soon.

Drew Black: I am not calling that s.o.b. We can do fine without him this time.

Duane Blue: Damn it to hell !!! We need him and he needs us bro and you both know it. If we want to win this match we need to make the call and make it now.

Drew Black: Fine then. I will call him now. But you can talk to his lying ass.

Duane Blue: Are you ever going to forgive him for what happened ?

Drew Black: Sure you can say that because he did not steal your girl while you were laid up in the hospital hurt.

Duane Blue: Damn it Drew !!! They did not mean for it to happen it just did. Get the hell over it.

Drew Black: No I can't man. Jenny was the girl I was going to marry. And Bobby took all that away from me me the night he slept with Jenny when I laid in that damn hospital bed with a broken leg after our huge tag match.

Duane Blue: Let me ask you one thing man.

Drew Black: Ok ask away.

Duane Blue: Did Jenny ever know that you wanted to marry her ?

Drew Black: Yes and no.

Duane Blue: What the hell does that mean bro ?

Drew Black: She knew I loved her bro but all she knew is that I needed to talk to her but then it happened and that was it.

Duane Blue:Let it go bro it was along time ago and we need him.

Drew Black: Fine then.

Drew gets into his bag by his locker and pulls out his cell phone and dials the number and hand the phone to Duane. As the camera fades out.

[leonidorlov]

Inside the locker room of The Red Army

Leonid Orlov: Comrade ve must beat all our opponents in this up coming match so that ve can get the tag team title shot. Ve can not let our comrades Mike C and Shavn Starr dovn.

Andrei Sokoloff: Yes I know this Leonid. But ve need a plan of attack to vin the match and get our title shot.

Leonid Orlov: Vhat is it you have in mind comrade ?

Andrei Sokoloff: Let me tell you.

The two men talk back and forth and go over the very plan that they believe will help them win the upcoming match as the camera fades.