Robert Divine vs Strikeout vs Baller

[Mr. Mischoff]

You three RP here.

[strikeout]

[Screen fades to backstage interview with Strikeout & Alyssa]

Alyssa: Strikeout you're 1-1 now in USPW, so what are your goals here?

Strikeout: Well my goal is to rise to the top by beating my competition. We all get pump when we head to the ring saying in their mind that it is showtime, well showtime to me is showing my skills. I study my opponent's moves and counters so there shouldn't be a problem for me to mess up.

Alyssa: Interesting, I'm sure your fans like what you said. Moving on, have you ever have had a match against an opponent like Troy Franklin or Robert Divine.

Strikeout: You ask if I ever faced an opponent like these two before right?

Alyssa: Yes I did, is there a problem.

Strikeout: Yeah, I haven't faced either yet and your asking me that question. Look what I want to say is I don't care how long he was in USPW, but it will be a match that the people will never forget here in USPW. In fact i'm going to show my opponent how tough I am.

[Strikeout walks to the camera and beats up the cameraman]

[refs come and pushes Strikeout away, Strikeout walks away as camera fades to black]

[Troy "The Baller" Franklin]

[shadow=red,left,300]"NO ONE DOES IT BETTER"[/shadow]


Some would say it has to be hard being me. I mean greatness is a big shoe to fill. I welcome the challenge though and from time to time I even impress myself. What is greatness? How do you reach it? When are you good enough to be called great and it not be self proclaimed? Those are all questions that one would ask but never are those questions I would ask. Why you may ask? Im the true definition of greatness...THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!

(The scene opens up on a cloudy day in Washington DC. The sire is Soldier's Palace. Those of you who are familiar with The Baller know exactly what Soldier's Palace is but for those who don't know it's Baller's establishment. During the day it operates as a fitness center...the most successful in Washington DC. At night it operates as a club...also the most successful in Washington DC. The Baller is shown sitting in his office. He seems to be looking on the computer and he's commenting at what he's reading.)

Baller: Man I tell you. Some things never seem to amaze me but I have to admit...this one does. How do you have so many titles being fought for in the USPW and Baller not be in one of the matches? No title matches...no number one contender match...I mean nothing. Some would call that a joke. I know Im one of those people. Only mean one thing though...got to show them who's top dogg around here.

(Just then the office phone rings.)

Baller: Yea...

Voice: Mr. Franklin this is Sondra at the front desk. Your morning appointment has arrived.

Baller: Thanks a lot Sondra. I'll be right down.

(Baller finishes up a few things in his office and heads downstairs. When he reaches the front lobby he's met by a face that Washingtonians will be seeing for years to come. Well at least most of the Washington people feel that way.)

Baller: Robert Griffin the third...or as most people call you...RG3. How's it going man?

RG3: Wow...The Baller.

Baller: Please man...call me Troy.

RG3: Sorry man but I can't do that. In my eyes you're a legend so I will call you by what I know you by...The Baller...the greatest wrestling ever.

Baller: Ha ha...thanks for all the love. I try you know?

RG3: That an understatement. I've watched you since I was a little kid. No one does it like The Baller. Im one of your biggest fans.

Baller: I admire you at your craft as well. When that draft rolls around and you officially become a Redskin a lot of people in the DC area are going to be happy.

RG3: Dont let this hit the press but i've wanted to Redskins to make a move for me since I heard word that they were thinking about it. For one I get to play for a great coach and I also get to be in the Washington DC area. Home of Barack Obama...home of The Baller.

Baller: Yeah I have to admit...DC is a place I will never leave. I mean I have other houses all across the globe but DC is home and it always will be.

RG3: I hear that.

Baller: A Texas man wanting to be in DC.

RG3: I wasn't born in Texas...just played my college ball there.

Baller: Oh ok. So I know you're a busy man right now. You called and asked to set up this appointment. What can I help you with?

RG3: Just trying to become familiar with the area and I know you're the man around here. I mean it's not like I can get access to Obama. He I didn't even think I could get access to you.

Baller: Im never to big for my fans. Im easy to access.

RG3: I see. I want to use your place to work out until the draft. I'll be in the area for the next few weeks looking for a house and I need somewhere to work out. You know I cant work out at Redskins Park just yet.

Baller: The doors of Soldier's Palace are always opened.

RG3: I also want to use this place to hold my post draft party.

Baller: I was going to ask you if you wanted to do that.

RG3: Word is this is the best place in DC so hell yeah I want to hold it here.

Baller: We can set that up for sure.

RG3: Great. I always heard you were a cool dude. Guess that wasn't a lie.

Baller: I try to be as cool as I can be. If I know you're loyal and true there isn't a better friend you can have in your corner.

RG3: That's good to know. Speaking of your corner...what do I have to do to get invited to the show this week?

Baller: Just say thew word and you're there. DC loves The Baller but hell seeing me come to the ring with RG3...hell they'll love me even more.

RG3: Yeah whatever...dont think that's possible. Outside of Obama there is no one in the DC area admired like The Baller. Some would even say you're bigger than Obama.

Baller: Now that's really going to far.

RG3: Well I need to get me a work out in today. Care to join me?

Baller: I was just about to work out myself so sure. Just let me go upstairs and get my stuff.

(Baller makes his way upstairs. About two hours later him and RG3 walk out of the private work out area set up just for The Baller.)

Baller: That was a great workout man.

RG3: Yeah thanks a lot...I needed that. Well Im going to go ahead and let you get back to work. Im sure you're a busy man.

Baller: Ok cool. Just come in here in the next few days so we can set up that party.

RG3: Working out every day. I'll be back tomorrow.

Baller: See you then.

(RG3 leaves and Baller returns to his office. While walking into his office, his phone ring.)

Baller: Hello...Troy speaking.

Voice: Hey Baller this is Chrs King from USPW.

Baller: How's it going?

Voice: It's going great. Glad I could get you on the phone. I was wondering if I could get a few words with you about your match this week?

Baller: Sure I can do that.

Voice: Great. First I would like to be the first to say it's an honor to have you in the USPW. I've been checking things out lately and Im still amazed that your arrival to our fed hasn't been talked about more.

Baller: Glad to know Im not the only one feeling that way.

Voice: You're a legend in our sport and its crazy but hey I don't run the show...I just work for the fed.

Baller: I hear that.

Voice: Well lets start off there. How do you feel about the lack of love you've been receiving?

Baller: Most people would let that get to them. Im not one of those people. I know my worth and soon the USPW will. I mean you can't keep greatness tucked away for a long time. Soon they wont have a choice but to start realizing my greatness.

Voice: So how did you feel when the tournament was announced for this weeks card and you weren't involved?

Baller: All I was about to do was laugh at it. I mean why get upset about something you can't change? Im just going to go to the ring and do what I do best...dominate. Like I said...things will soon change.

Voice: And if they don't?

Baller: Like I said...they can't keep greatness tucked away for a long time.

Voice: How do you feel about your match this week?

Baller: It's just another match. I mean I really don't know much about my opponents but after I look at some film I'll have everything I need to have in order to win the match. I think it Robert Divine and Strikeout, right?

Voice: Yes.

Baller: Im sure they both want this match bad but neither of them wants it as bad as I do. You see I look to be great...I welcome all challenges and I stop at nothing. My greatness will reign supreme in the ring this week and there is nothing Divine or Strikeout can do about that. Some things you just have to deal with. Im sure both of them will talk their smack but believe me when I say...that's all it's going to be...talk.

Voice: What follows this match?

Baller: I don't sign the matches but winning is what follows. I wont stop winning until I reach my goal and even then I'll keep winning.

Voice: And your goal is?

Baller: Being the best the USPW has ever seen. Im already toe best it has to offer. Just time for me to show management that. No one does it better. THAT YOU CAN TAKE OT THE BANK

(The scene fades to black as the interview finishes up.)