Post by crysisharvey on Aug 27, 2012 22:06:59 GMT -6
[ Scene opens with our anti-hero leaning against a brick backdrop, presumable the side of the USPW Ameri-Dome. The Destroyer has his 6 Man Tag Title and his Tag Team Title crossed across his chest and his newly won Global Championship around his waist. Crysis is on the phone wrapping up some conversation as the feed rolls in. ]
Crysis:No, Cy, listen I'm not going to go run to the corner store to get you more smokes. Honestly I don't care if that is your last one! You need to qui.... Hello? Asshole!
[ Just as that last word is uttered Crysis takes the phone away from his face and looks down at the screen for a split second before pushing on the touch screen and then sliding the object into his right pants pocket after a little struggle with moving the Tag Belt out of the way. ]
Crysis: Are we ready? Good. Listen I am going to kill two birds with one stone on this little chat with you folks. I know i have been pretty quiet since I have acquired the Global Championship, so here it is... All this gold is a little heavy, I mean three belts on one man? Guess I get to carry all of USPW on my back next!
[ Crysis scoffs. He pauses for a moment, then opens his mouth like he is going to continue. Instead he puts his finger up to the camera signalling 'one second' Crysis scoffs loudly and then spits on the ground. ]
Crysis: That's how i feel about carrying USPW. Look at this roster, we have a lot of real talent, but you know what sucks for working for USPW, Talent Turnover, I've been here the longest out of everyone on the fucking roster. And I've only been doing this less than two years. I'm Not 'The Best in The World' but I get the job done. I got the job done against Izzy, shanagains and all.
I don't know about some of these damn officials tho, that Chambers guy don't have a build anywhere close to mine and they let him compete without asking any question? This isn't 1998, Chambers isn't Crysis, and The Undertaker wasn't Kane.
[ Crysis scoffs loudly a third time, and smirks at the camera. ]
Crysis: Izzy, to be honest you looked distracted, not when I actually came out and got Chambers away, but during our match. You know you can't have any distractions in the ring against "The Destroyer". Anyway that leads me back to Chambers, honestly, i don't even know who you are, i saw your little video asking me (in mocking tone) "If I last longer than you..." blah blah blah. I saw your titles on the wall behind you and I have no doubt you have done something good in this business, but as far as your challenge goes... go talk to Mischoff about Izzy's rematch clause.
[ Crysis looks down from the camera as he spins to the left and begins to walk away, the camera pans to follow the movement of his last occupant. Quickly Crysis turns back around and walks up to the camera for one more closing note. ]
Crysis: I am 1/2 of the longest reigning Tag Team Champions ever, I am 1/3 of the longest reigning 6 Man Champions ever. Now watch me become the longest reigning Global Champion ever. Plus Joey, can you convince me that you are going to take me out of the Battle Royal Friday when you are one and there is three of me...
{FADE TO BLACK}
Crysis:No, Cy, listen I'm not going to go run to the corner store to get you more smokes. Honestly I don't care if that is your last one! You need to qui.... Hello? Asshole!
[ Just as that last word is uttered Crysis takes the phone away from his face and looks down at the screen for a split second before pushing on the touch screen and then sliding the object into his right pants pocket after a little struggle with moving the Tag Belt out of the way. ]
Crysis: Are we ready? Good. Listen I am going to kill two birds with one stone on this little chat with you folks. I know i have been pretty quiet since I have acquired the Global Championship, so here it is... All this gold is a little heavy, I mean three belts on one man? Guess I get to carry all of USPW on my back next!
[ Crysis scoffs. He pauses for a moment, then opens his mouth like he is going to continue. Instead he puts his finger up to the camera signalling 'one second' Crysis scoffs loudly and then spits on the ground. ]
Crysis: That's how i feel about carrying USPW. Look at this roster, we have a lot of real talent, but you know what sucks for working for USPW, Talent Turnover, I've been here the longest out of everyone on the fucking roster. And I've only been doing this less than two years. I'm Not 'The Best in The World' but I get the job done. I got the job done against Izzy, shanagains and all.
I don't know about some of these damn officials tho, that Chambers guy don't have a build anywhere close to mine and they let him compete without asking any question? This isn't 1998, Chambers isn't Crysis, and The Undertaker wasn't Kane.
[ Crysis scoffs loudly a third time, and smirks at the camera. ]
Crysis: Izzy, to be honest you looked distracted, not when I actually came out and got Chambers away, but during our match. You know you can't have any distractions in the ring against "The Destroyer". Anyway that leads me back to Chambers, honestly, i don't even know who you are, i saw your little video asking me (in mocking tone) "If I last longer than you..." blah blah blah. I saw your titles on the wall behind you and I have no doubt you have done something good in this business, but as far as your challenge goes... go talk to Mischoff about Izzy's rematch clause.
[ Crysis looks down from the camera as he spins to the left and begins to walk away, the camera pans to follow the movement of his last occupant. Quickly Crysis turns back around and walks up to the camera for one more closing note. ]
Crysis: I am 1/2 of the longest reigning Tag Team Champions ever, I am 1/3 of the longest reigning 6 Man Champions ever. Now watch me become the longest reigning Global Champion ever. Plus Joey, can you convince me that you are going to take me out of the Battle Royal Friday when you are one and there is three of me...
{FADE TO BLACK}