Johnny: Ohhh boy, I feel fresh and revitalized while those two jokers were calling the Revolution match, and we got to rest, eat snacks, drink beer, and flirt with hot USPW fans!
Roberts: Ohh come on Johnny, you know we have nothing but respect for our Revolution counterparts! They do an AMAZING job on commentary!
Travis: Speaking of amazing, the kid from Japan, Hajime, he’s earned a shot at not just the USPW Television Championship, but a spot at respect as he gets to tangle with the hottest thing in USPW now: Izzy Inzane!
[“Kamen-Rin” begins to play and out from the backstage area steps "The Japan Prodigy" Hajime and his mistress Stacey Jameson. His custom titantron video begins to roll over showing some of the amazing moves that Hajime packs in his arsenal. Then the word "BEGINNING" scrolls over and stays. Hajime and Stacey walk to the ring, Hajime keeps his focus on the ring but Stacey smiles and waves at a few of the younger fans. Hajime climbs up the apron and props open the ropes for Stacey to enter the ring, she does so and Hajime enters right behind her and they make their way to the corner to begin their wait for the opponent.]
Travis: What can you say? Hajime is talented, he keeps us all on the edge of our seat, and begging for more!
Roberts: But can he possibly defeat the new USPW Global Champion??
["Welcome to Detroit City-Trick Trick ft. Eminem" begins to blare and the crowd starts to jump up and down for the anticipation of Izzy Inzane. Izzy bursts through the curtain with his ring gear, "H.Y.P.E' shirt, and his USPW Television Title around his waist. He walks down the ramp and slaps hands with his fans as he rolls into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Hajime in the center of the ring.]
Johnny: This is gonna rock!
Roberts: Izzy is a former Tag Team Champion, and current Television Champion and current Global Champion. The man knows how to win, and even if he doesn’t win, he still knows how to look good while losing!
Travis: But his experience might be too much for Hajime here…
[As the music cuts off and the fans get louder, Izzy Inzane bows in traditional Japanese fashion, and Hajime returns the favor. The crowd goes wild, as they shake hands and then back up into their corners so the referee can ring the bell.]
Travis: The fans are ready for this one!!
[The bell rings and the two men lock up in the middle of the ring with a collar-elbow tie-up. They struggle for dominance, but Izzy inches by with an arm wringer and gets the upper hand, twisting Hajime’s arm as Hajime winces. However, Hajime knows the counter for this as he flips forward, lands on his back, and uses a quick arm drag technique to throw Izzy to the side. The two men stand up and show a sign of respect and the crowd gives an ovation.]
Johnny: Wow, this might be the first USPW match to not start with a punch to the face!
Travis: Or chair to the skull!
Roberts: Or barbed wire wrapped golf kart to the legs!
[Izzy and Hajime approach the center of the ring again and lock horns. They skirmish to gain the upper hand, and Hajime is quick with a headlock. He has Izzy where he wants him, but Izzy slips out, drops to the mat and pulls Hajime’s legs out from under him with a classic Roman wrestling technique. Izzy moves up, and secures Hajime’s arm with a hemmer lock. Hajime scrambles to his feet and Izzy returns the favor with a quick arm drag, sending Hajime across the ring. Both men stand off and receive a round of applause from the crowd.]
Roberts: This is what the USPW Television Championship is all about! Classic matches that will live on for years to come!
[Both men head back to the center and things look serious. Hajime looks for the collar-elbow again, but Izzy has a trick up his sleeve, he rolls forward and pulls Hajime down with a school boy! The ref is right there, one… two… but Hajime rolls out.]
Johnny: Izzy looking for a quick win!
[When Hajime rolls out of the pin, he locks Izzy up in his own pin using his momentum against him. The ref is in position… One… Two… Izzy powers out, and flips Hajime onto his back, both shoulders on the mat… One… Two… Hajime swings forward and now Izzy is pinned… One… Two… Izzy kicks out and rolls away before he gets caught in another pin.]
Roberts: Woah, what a beautiful technical display from these two Freedom athletes!
Travis: Either man can win this match at any second!
[Izzy is up and Hajime charges him with a clothesline but Izzy ducks, Hajime goes into the ropes and comes back as Izzy leap frogs over him, and Hajime continues his sprint into the ropes, building up more momentum. Izzy lays on the mat, Hajime jumps over him, bounces off the ropes one last time and comes back at Izzy who catches him off-guard with a hurricanrana! He hooks the legs, Hajime is pinned… One… Two… Hajime rolls Izzy backwards like a sunset flip onto his back! One… Two… Izzy kicks out, and the fans are going wild.]
Johnny: Man, oh man!
Travis: Izzy Inzane and The Japanese Prodigy are certainly two of USPW’s best!
[Both men are on their feet and Hajime eagerly gets into a contest of chops with Izzy, as he delivers a chop heard around the world to the chest and it echoes throughout the the arena. The fans give a “WOO!” but Izzy fires back with his own chop and the “WOOO!”s get louder!]
Johnny: These chops are so painful, if you never felt one, you have no idea!
[Hajime is determined to win as he comes back with a double-knife-edge chops across the chest of Izzy, but Izzy fires back with an elbow to the face. Hajime staggers to the ropes and comes back, looking for a spinning wheel kick and it connects taking Izzy down.]
Roberts: Wow! So sound and proficient!
[Both men get up and Hajime looks to Irish whip Izzy into the corner, but Izzy counters with his own Irish whip. Hajime hits the corner hard, and Izzy follows up quickly with an elbow, then lifts Hajime up to the top in sitting position. The fans go wild in anticipation.]
Travis: Could be looking for a superplex or frankensteiner!
[Izzy is on top, working Hajime slowly, but the ref is here to give a warning. You can’t use the ropes for too long, or you’ll be disqualified. The ref is delivering his message but he doesn’t get the chance to finish, as Hajime is quick with a tiger kick that knocks Izzy back and into the referee. The much referee is crushed by Izzy Inzane as he falls off the top rope.]
Johnny: Ohh no the ref!!
Roberts: Ohh how unfortunate!
[Izzy looks over in shock and shakes the ref to try and revive him.]
Travis: Well luckily, both Izzy and Hajime are great at following rules, so I wouldn’t expect any cheap tricks here.
Johnny: Unless…
[“ENTER THE CAGE” by Adema plays over the PA system, and the fans go wild with boos, as the MMA Machine Mike Mahoney makes his appearance on the stage, walking slow and without his USPW World Heavyweight Championship. He has a mic in his hands. Izzy looks over with a look of fury at Mike, and the fans boo him.]
Mike Mahoney: Guys! Guys! Come on, let’s take a little recess. The ref is down, so let’s talk while he recovers!
[The fans continue to boo him.]
Mike Mahoney: Look at me, Izzy! No belt. No Toni Frost. No nothing. But you… You’re just one win away from achieving immortality! Yeah, you’re the USPW Television Champion, AND the USPW Global Champion, but let’s face it… You’re just one more win away from being the first ever triple-simultaneous-champion!
[Izzy looks at him confused, as Hajime now tries to help the referee up.]
Mike Mahoney: Izzy and Hajime… You guys are doing great! I came out to ask you guys if you wanted to team up so we could win the USPW Six Man Tag Team Championship… I mean, come on, gold is gold!!
Roberts: What is this asshole going on about??
Mike Mahoney: Listen all I’m saying is…
[The referee is up, and Hajime isn’t buying the distraction. He doesn’t have the months of history with Mahoney like Izzy does, and he’s easily able to ignore the offer for a tag match, as he rolls Izzy up with a rolling prawn hold… One… Two… THREE!! The referee calls for the bell, as Hajime jumps up estatic and Izzy pops up, angry as can be.]
Johnny: Never take your eyes off the prize, guys!! Hajime gets the win with that Japanese roll up, and how fitting!!
Travis: No kidding, one, two, three!! Just like that, we have a new USPW Television Champion.
[The referee hands Hajime the Television Championship as he celebrates with his manager, Stacey, and she jumps for joy.]
Roberts: Mahoney shouldn’t have been out here.
Mike Mahoney: Aww come on, Izzy!! Not like that! Well, if it makes you feel any better, I got a match with that sucker, Predator next week, so I’ll make ya proud and win some more gold! Think about my offer though… Let’s grab the gold.
[Mike Mahoney winks as he walks backstage before Izzy can get his hands on him.]
