Post by Dave Anderson on Oct 14, 2012 20:10:07 GMT -6
We see a hand reaching out a tape recorder, taking out a tape and showing it to the camera it reads
"Your Poisonous Destruction Promos" the hand places it back in the radio pressing play, we hear Cyanide and Crysis talking from there latest promo but one thing is different, it's high speed to sound like the chick-mucks "
As the promo finishes, the hand reaches out to the radio and slams the radio into the wall. Dave Anderson pulls the camera up to his face, as he stirs into the camera
"So we have not done nothing since arriving huh? "
Dave looks around, on his computer he searches the USPW board, he seems puzzled
"You know what, you guys are so damn correct. All we did was help prevent USPW from going under thinks to OUR bosses wise thinking and passion for this business, he decided to save you guys and keep the USPW running. You guys would of been on the unemployment line!"
As Dave speaks, from no where Eric Legend pushes Dave out of the camera way. Eric Legend stirs into the camera
Eric Legend: You know what, Dave those freaks are totally right. Look at us, former Revolution Tag Champions, we brought those babies into the USPW so yeah we never won them on USPW soal. But Cyanide, Crysis that is about to come a stop. You see, we are coming to make a name for ourselves at your expense! It won't no longer be at our expense! You two have something we want and no it's not just those Tag straps, Crysis you hold a piece of gold, that kinda means something to me. Your Global Championship, you held that thing for awhile. Time I took some of your gold off you guys. It will begin Friday, when we take those tag titles back!
Eric grabs his jacket, Dave looks at Eric leave
"I told you all from the get go, I am not here for a popularly contest, I am here to win at all cost! Cyanide Crysis, I sit back and respect what you guys are trying to do, this powerful great faction? But just like Classy Mike C mentioned, how long before you guys show your weaknesses, how long before your greed cracks though, and your tired of sharing those 6 man tag titles, and tag titles "
Dave looks at the PC, he is searching for something on the USPW board let's see here guys.
"Cyanide, Crysis you both been 6 man tag champions, since holy crap May? You also been Tag Champions, since July. So answer me this, why is Brian Light walking around with one of those belts, what gave him a right to have one on his shoulder, shouldn't Crysis be holding that bad boy? Seems Brian is riding your coat tails, isn't it true Brian Light was a future big star, but FIZZLED out and now all of a sudden that fire is re-lite is that right? Is that his current "THING"? How ironic his fire returns when he sees a chance to co hold the 6 man tag titles, and tag titles, isn't it true Brian Light hasn't had a big light on him, since he was a tag champion long time ago? It seems Brian was searching for that lighting in the bottle one more time, he got that in Cyanide, how ironic Cyanide...You have this great partner in Crysis, both of you can defeat the best of the best, but yet apart. Cyanide your stuck with a retired superstar, who got his girlfriend knocked up by his own brother! Your stuck carrying Brian Light now, so in due time the cracks will show, and one of us superstars on the outside will strike! Take a look already
Dave brings up a picture of Damien Vincent
"Damien Vincent, matter of time he became World Champion here in USPW, top class guy. Nobody was surprised he took it from Predator, even Classy Mike C would admit to that fact. But look at what happen, he was one of the cracks in your Armour. Now look at who our World Champion is, Classy Mike C! I for one, am honored and pleased to finally have a champion we can look up to, at least he won't surrounded by wanna Be's! "
As he says that, Eric Legend comes into camera's view. Eric stands there looking at Dave Anderson
Eric Legend: What did you just say? Did I hear you correctly?
"What did you hear? I better end this right now"
Dave Anderson looks up at Eric Legend as he exits out
"Your Poisonous Destruction Promos" the hand places it back in the radio pressing play, we hear Cyanide and Crysis talking from there latest promo but one thing is different, it's high speed to sound like the chick-mucks "
[ We see the silhouette of a man sitting in the shadows of whatever room we open up to. A smattering of rain is heard hitting the window that is to the mysterious man's left. A flash of lightening occurs seemingly just outside the window, and the illumination allows us to see the man is Cyanide Harvey, just as a violent rumble of thunder hits the audio of the camera. Just as the rumble closes The Monster begins to speak. ]" Here we go again, another set of undeserving opponents gunning for OUR TAG TEAM TITLES! Its the same old song and dance. What have those fools done since coming to USPW? Nothing! "
[ Cyanide pauses as he is untimely interrupted by another momentous clap of thunder. ]
" But its all the same, because it is literally the same old song and dance. They will fall to YPD. Plain and Simple. There is a reason why we are the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in USPW History. Try with all your might but you will meet Your Poisonous Destruction "
{ Fade to Black }
As the promo finishes, the hand reaches out to the radio and slams the radio into the wall. Dave Anderson pulls the camera up to his face, as he stirs into the camera
"So we have not done nothing since arriving huh? "
Dave looks around, on his computer he searches the USPW board, he seems puzzled
"You know what, you guys are so damn correct. All we did was help prevent USPW from going under thinks to OUR bosses wise thinking and passion for this business, he decided to save you guys and keep the USPW running. You guys would of been on the unemployment line!"
As Dave speaks, from no where Eric Legend pushes Dave out of the camera way. Eric Legend stirs into the camera
Eric Legend: You know what, Dave those freaks are totally right. Look at us, former Revolution Tag Champions, we brought those babies into the USPW so yeah we never won them on USPW soal. But Cyanide, Crysis that is about to come a stop. You see, we are coming to make a name for ourselves at your expense! It won't no longer be at our expense! You two have something we want and no it's not just those Tag straps, Crysis you hold a piece of gold, that kinda means something to me. Your Global Championship, you held that thing for awhile. Time I took some of your gold off you guys. It will begin Friday, when we take those tag titles back!
Eric grabs his jacket, Dave looks at Eric leave
"I told you all from the get go, I am not here for a popularly contest, I am here to win at all cost! Cyanide Crysis, I sit back and respect what you guys are trying to do, this powerful great faction? But just like Classy Mike C mentioned, how long before you guys show your weaknesses, how long before your greed cracks though, and your tired of sharing those 6 man tag titles, and tag titles "
Dave looks at the PC, he is searching for something on the USPW board let's see here guys.
"Cyanide, Crysis you both been 6 man tag champions, since holy crap May? You also been Tag Champions, since July. So answer me this, why is Brian Light walking around with one of those belts, what gave him a right to have one on his shoulder, shouldn't Crysis be holding that bad boy? Seems Brian is riding your coat tails, isn't it true Brian Light was a future big star, but FIZZLED out and now all of a sudden that fire is re-lite is that right? Is that his current "THING"? How ironic his fire returns when he sees a chance to co hold the 6 man tag titles, and tag titles, isn't it true Brian Light hasn't had a big light on him, since he was a tag champion long time ago? It seems Brian was searching for that lighting in the bottle one more time, he got that in Cyanide, how ironic Cyanide...You have this great partner in Crysis, both of you can defeat the best of the best, but yet apart. Cyanide your stuck with a retired superstar, who got his girlfriend knocked up by his own brother! Your stuck carrying Brian Light now, so in due time the cracks will show, and one of us superstars on the outside will strike! Take a look already
Dave brings up a picture of Damien Vincent
"Damien Vincent, matter of time he became World Champion here in USPW, top class guy. Nobody was surprised he took it from Predator, even Classy Mike C would admit to that fact. But look at what happen, he was one of the cracks in your Armour. Now look at who our World Champion is, Classy Mike C! I for one, am honored and pleased to finally have a champion we can look up to, at least he won't surrounded by wanna Be's! "
As he says that, Eric Legend comes into camera's view. Eric stands there looking at Dave Anderson
Eric Legend: What did you just say? Did I hear you correctly?
"What did you hear? I better end this right now"
Dave Anderson looks up at Eric Legend as he exits out