Post by YourPosionousDestruction on Jul 16, 2012 15:59:14 GMT -6
[ July 20, 2012 minutes before Cyanide Vs. Adam Young]
[ The scene opens with Cyanide standing next to USPW interviewer Chris King. Cyanide towers over the staff USPW staff member, but something is very different about Cyanide tonight, he has an odd look upon him. ]
King :Cyanide, tonight you have another meeting with Adam Young. 25-to-life and The Labyrinth have been fighting hard, duking it out for a few weeks now, and tonight it appears Mr. Young might be looking for blood & glory. So Cyanide, what are you looking for.
Cyanide :Well Chris King, I'm looking for the end to the war between heaven and hell over the souls of man, but I'm not going to find that out there in that ring. But i am going to over look the stupidity of your question, because im used to stupidity all my life! Week in and week out you ask numerous wrestlers stupid questions, My father drunkenly shot his big toe off, sheer stupidity, I once saw my a dog piss on an electric fence until it died. STUPIDITY! This year on ESPN I saw the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, again STUPIDITY! But admittedly all the stupid things i have seen in my life nothing rivals Adam Young's ring ability. So if you think that im going to loose to that mediocre of a performer, than you are even stupider than I look!
[ Cyanide slaps the microphone out of Chris King's hand while simultaneously spinning around. Cyanide exits the frame just as the microphone makes and audible thud, leaving Chris King standing in camera shot looking strangely confused. ]
{Fade to Black}
[ The scene opens with Cyanide standing next to USPW interviewer Chris King. Cyanide towers over the staff USPW staff member, but something is very different about Cyanide tonight, he has an odd look upon him. ]
King :Cyanide, tonight you have another meeting with Adam Young. 25-to-life and The Labyrinth have been fighting hard, duking it out for a few weeks now, and tonight it appears Mr. Young might be looking for blood & glory. So Cyanide, what are you looking for.
Cyanide :Well Chris King, I'm looking for the end to the war between heaven and hell over the souls of man, but I'm not going to find that out there in that ring. But i am going to over look the stupidity of your question, because im used to stupidity all my life! Week in and week out you ask numerous wrestlers stupid questions, My father drunkenly shot his big toe off, sheer stupidity, I once saw my a dog piss on an electric fence until it died. STUPIDITY! This year on ESPN I saw the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, again STUPIDITY! But admittedly all the stupid things i have seen in my life nothing rivals Adam Young's ring ability. So if you think that im going to loose to that mediocre of a performer, than you are even stupider than I look!
[ Cyanide slaps the microphone out of Chris King's hand while simultaneously spinning around. Cyanide exits the frame just as the microphone makes and audible thud, leaving Chris King standing in camera shot looking strangely confused. ]
{Fade to Black}
