Post by Mike Mahoney on Jul 12, 2012 2:05:01 GMT -6
[The scene opens at a local house show, where USPW ring announcer Mike Cardella announces the winner of the main event, and the fans are chanting and screaming and begging for more. “That was awesome! That was awesome!!” They clap and have a good ol’ time, as Tom Roberts enters the ring with a microphone and a smile.]
Tom Roberts: Thank you, Atlanta!! USPW is proud to be a part of your home town and let’s all hope we get a Pay-Per-View in your area soon!
[The crowd goes wild!]
Tom Roberts: Speaking of Pay-Per-Views, there’s one thing you can always count on at a USPW Pay-Per-View event; That is a war, a battle, an instant classic for the USPW World Heavyweight Championship! Be it “Classy” Mike C taking on Mark Force or Phantom against The Idol, we all knew we had one for the “Best of…” Blu Ray! But as USPW Presents: Summer Break Down draws closer, we have a problem… Mike Mahoney…
[The crowd boos.]
Tom Roberts: Now, now… Let’s not judge Mike Mahoney too hard. He has agreed to come out here to Atlanta and speak with us, so without further delay, I present to you, the champion… Mike Mahoney!!
[“Enter the Cage” plays as Mike Mahoney and Toni Frost come out from the back. Mike takes his time coming to the ring, like a sponge absorbing the reaction of the fans, he seems quite proud of his mixed reactions from the crowd. They love to love him, but love to hate him even more. A stuck up MMA champion, who has held USPW’s top prize without being under a USPW contract. Mike rolls into the ring, then takes off his championship and brags to the fans.]
World
Heavyweight
Champion!!
[Mike stands in front of Tom Roberts, who offers his hand for a handshake. But Mahoney doesn’t accept. There’s a long awkward silence. But Roberts tries his best to be professional.]
Tom Roberts: So Mike Mahoney! You’re the champ! And every fan wants to know….
[Mike Mahoney takes the Mike from Tom and gets in his face. Tom seems intimidated, as Mahoney just pushes him away by the chest.]
Mike Mahoney: Save it, Tom. You make me sick… you want me back in the ring? The fans want me back in the ring? They want to see Mike Mahoney defend the World Heavyweight Championship against AJ Johnson and The Idol and Phantom and one more asshole who doesn’t stand a chance? Glory for Gold, right?
[The crowd cheers at the main event of the next PPV.]
Mike Mahoney: Yeah, right. It’s not going to happen. You guys want me, you guys need me?? I was out here breaking my back every damn week, adding honor to the USPW Television and USPW Tag Team Championship! Meanwhile this other MMA guy, what’s his name, Bork Lazer? He comes back to his old federation, April 2nd, has a match, botches an “athes kicking” interview, and we havn’t heard from the guy in months. I want that contract!
[The crowd is getting upset at Mahoney, they boo and jeer.]
Mike Mahoney: Awww cry me a river, USPW fans. Maybe if I’m lucky you’ll TiVo over my segments, like I’m the Idol Max Prophet and fast forward to the good stuff like a real champ.
[The crowd is getting more and more restless.]
Mike Mahoney: Ok, I got my new contract guys. I WILL be at Summer Break Down.
[Crowd goes wild with cheers.]
Mike Mahoney: But I am not a part of the Glory for Gold Match. That isn’t in my contract. But what is… A World Heavyweight Championship match… But I won’t tell you ungrateful Atlanta fans, anything. I will tell you, Tom Roberts, when the time is right, who my next opponent will be, and let’s just say, you’ll love it!
[Mike puts his arms around Tom Roberts and drops the mic as he shouts at the crowd ”World Heavyweight Champion” And the scene fades to black.]
Tom Roberts: Thank you, Atlanta!! USPW is proud to be a part of your home town and let’s all hope we get a Pay-Per-View in your area soon!
[The crowd goes wild!]
Tom Roberts: Speaking of Pay-Per-Views, there’s one thing you can always count on at a USPW Pay-Per-View event; That is a war, a battle, an instant classic for the USPW World Heavyweight Championship! Be it “Classy” Mike C taking on Mark Force or Phantom against The Idol, we all knew we had one for the “Best of…” Blu Ray! But as USPW Presents: Summer Break Down draws closer, we have a problem… Mike Mahoney…
[The crowd boos.]
Tom Roberts: Now, now… Let’s not judge Mike Mahoney too hard. He has agreed to come out here to Atlanta and speak with us, so without further delay, I present to you, the champion… Mike Mahoney!!
[“Enter the Cage” plays as Mike Mahoney and Toni Frost come out from the back. Mike takes his time coming to the ring, like a sponge absorbing the reaction of the fans, he seems quite proud of his mixed reactions from the crowd. They love to love him, but love to hate him even more. A stuck up MMA champion, who has held USPW’s top prize without being under a USPW contract. Mike rolls into the ring, then takes off his championship and brags to the fans.]
World
Heavyweight
Champion!!
[Mike stands in front of Tom Roberts, who offers his hand for a handshake. But Mahoney doesn’t accept. There’s a long awkward silence. But Roberts tries his best to be professional.]
Tom Roberts: So Mike Mahoney! You’re the champ! And every fan wants to know….
[Mike Mahoney takes the Mike from Tom and gets in his face. Tom seems intimidated, as Mahoney just pushes him away by the chest.]
Mike Mahoney: Save it, Tom. You make me sick… you want me back in the ring? The fans want me back in the ring? They want to see Mike Mahoney defend the World Heavyweight Championship against AJ Johnson and The Idol and Phantom and one more asshole who doesn’t stand a chance? Glory for Gold, right?
[The crowd cheers at the main event of the next PPV.]
Mike Mahoney: Yeah, right. It’s not going to happen. You guys want me, you guys need me?? I was out here breaking my back every damn week, adding honor to the USPW Television and USPW Tag Team Championship! Meanwhile this other MMA guy, what’s his name, Bork Lazer? He comes back to his old federation, April 2nd, has a match, botches an “athes kicking” interview, and we havn’t heard from the guy in months. I want that contract!
[The crowd is getting upset at Mahoney, they boo and jeer.]
Mike Mahoney: Awww cry me a river, USPW fans. Maybe if I’m lucky you’ll TiVo over my segments, like I’m the Idol Max Prophet and fast forward to the good stuff like a real champ.
[The crowd is getting more and more restless.]
Mike Mahoney: Ok, I got my new contract guys. I WILL be at Summer Break Down.
[Crowd goes wild with cheers.]
Mike Mahoney: But I am not a part of the Glory for Gold Match. That isn’t in my contract. But what is… A World Heavyweight Championship match… But I won’t tell you ungrateful Atlanta fans, anything. I will tell you, Tom Roberts, when the time is right, who my next opponent will be, and let’s just say, you’ll love it!
[Mike puts his arms around Tom Roberts and drops the mic as he shouts at the crowd ”World Heavyweight Champion” And the scene fades to black.]
