Post by Mike Mahoney on Jul 4, 2012 22:31:40 GMT -6
[As you browse the official website of USPW.com you see a Flash video of a recent USPW house show talking about the first on-screen appearance and words of the new USPW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Mahoney. You quickly click on it, and after finishing the buffering process, you see the camera pan through the audience. The lights are low, there’s no giant screen, there’s no commentary table, and the production values are low, just as one would expect from a house show. USPW official interviewer Justin Baker is in the ring with a microphone.]
Justin Baker: Helllllloooooooooooo Nashville, Tennesseeeeeee!!
[The crowd goes wild.]
Justin Baker: We might not be on live TV for tonight’s event, but dammit, we’re gonna make history on the official USPW website by being the first arena to hear from the new champion, Mike Mahoney, and how he’s not going to MMA, but he’s staying right here where he belongs: Unites States Pro Wrestling, baybaaaay!!
[The crowd does seem fired up!]
Justin Baker: So without further delay, let’s get him out here!
[“We Are The Champions, My Friend” plays, as this is not Mike Mahoney’s usual entrance music. The MMA ring girl Toni Frost makes her way from the back first, leading the way for The MMA Machine to come out with his big gold belt, take it off from around his waist and hold it in the air. He just looks into the audience with a big grin on his face as they don’t know what kind of reaction to make. He points at his championship and yells in pride.]
WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION!!
[He looks as the fans and smile as they all shout and cheer or jeer. He stalls for time before finally rolling into the ring, as Toni Frost looks on from the outside. Justin Baker has a microphone in his hand as he claps and cheers.]
Justin Baker: Ladies and gentlemen, the USPW World Heavyweight Champion!! The MMA Machine: Mike Mahoney!!
[The crowd gives a great mixed reaction, as Mike stands up on the middle rope taunting the audience with his championship. He hops off and looks Justin Baker in the eyes with a grin.]
Justin Baker: Ok, Mr. Mahoney! The fans have a million questions! They want to know, and they want to know now! How does it feel being the king of the United States Pro Wrestling ring? How does it feel to defeat The Idol, Phantom, Deathrow, Grave Digger, Cyanide Harvey, Matt Hawk, AJ Johnson, The Brian and Andrew Savage in a 10 Man battle royal and capture your third USPW championship? And most importantly of all, will you be signing that USPW contract and sticking with us, and not letting your wrestling fans dow….
[With little hesitation or remorse Mike Mahoney takes a shot at the microphone in Baker’s hands, and swats it down to the mat, like a basketball player stealing a basketball. It hits the mat with an echoing thud, as Baker’s expression goes from thrilled to nervous in the blink of an eye. He uneasily laughs, and then bends down to pick up his microphone, but Mike is quicker than him and he soccer kicks the mic out of the ring. Mahoney looks Baker right in the eyes as Baker backs up in a panic with his hands in the air mouthing “I didn’t do anything!” Mike turns to the crowd and points to his championship.]
WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION!![/center]
[Justin leaves the ring and grabs another mic, shaking in his boots, as he gets up onto the apron.]
Justin Baker: Ok, ok. Th-that’s fine! I understand! You’re a superstar now and this house show interview isn’t for you! Let’s just reschedule this interview for prime time, this Friday at USPW Freedom?? What do ya say, champ?
[Mike Mahoney walks up to Justin Baker and spits right in his face, as he exits the ring and jumps the railing and goes into the crowd. He smiles dearly as he ignores any fans asking for autographs and heads to the exit and the scene fades to black.]
Justin Baker: Helllllloooooooooooo Nashville, Tennesseeeeeee!!
[The crowd goes wild.]
Justin Baker: We might not be on live TV for tonight’s event, but dammit, we’re gonna make history on the official USPW website by being the first arena to hear from the new champion, Mike Mahoney, and how he’s not going to MMA, but he’s staying right here where he belongs: Unites States Pro Wrestling, baybaaaay!!
[The crowd does seem fired up!]
Justin Baker: So without further delay, let’s get him out here!
[“We Are The Champions, My Friend” plays, as this is not Mike Mahoney’s usual entrance music. The MMA ring girl Toni Frost makes her way from the back first, leading the way for The MMA Machine to come out with his big gold belt, take it off from around his waist and hold it in the air. He just looks into the audience with a big grin on his face as they don’t know what kind of reaction to make. He points at his championship and yells in pride.]
WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION!!
[He looks as the fans and smile as they all shout and cheer or jeer. He stalls for time before finally rolling into the ring, as Toni Frost looks on from the outside. Justin Baker has a microphone in his hand as he claps and cheers.]
Justin Baker: Ladies and gentlemen, the USPW World Heavyweight Champion!! The MMA Machine: Mike Mahoney!!
[The crowd gives a great mixed reaction, as Mike stands up on the middle rope taunting the audience with his championship. He hops off and looks Justin Baker in the eyes with a grin.]
Justin Baker: Ok, Mr. Mahoney! The fans have a million questions! They want to know, and they want to know now! How does it feel being the king of the United States Pro Wrestling ring? How does it feel to defeat The Idol, Phantom, Deathrow, Grave Digger, Cyanide Harvey, Matt Hawk, AJ Johnson, The Brian and Andrew Savage in a 10 Man battle royal and capture your third USPW championship? And most importantly of all, will you be signing that USPW contract and sticking with us, and not letting your wrestling fans dow….
[With little hesitation or remorse Mike Mahoney takes a shot at the microphone in Baker’s hands, and swats it down to the mat, like a basketball player stealing a basketball. It hits the mat with an echoing thud, as Baker’s expression goes from thrilled to nervous in the blink of an eye. He uneasily laughs, and then bends down to pick up his microphone, but Mike is quicker than him and he soccer kicks the mic out of the ring. Mahoney looks Baker right in the eyes as Baker backs up in a panic with his hands in the air mouthing “I didn’t do anything!” Mike turns to the crowd and points to his championship.]
WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPION!!
[Justin leaves the ring and grabs another mic, shaking in his boots, as he gets up onto the apron.]
Justin Baker: Ok, ok. Th-that’s fine! I understand! You’re a superstar now and this house show interview isn’t for you! Let’s just reschedule this interview for prime time, this Friday at USPW Freedom?? What do ya say, champ?
[Mike Mahoney walks up to Justin Baker and spits right in his face, as he exits the ring and jumps the railing and goes into the crowd. He smiles dearly as he ignores any fans asking for autographs and heads to the exit and the scene fades to black.]
