[glow=red,2,300]"Baller Does It Big"[/glow]
Being famous isn’t always a good thing. A lot of the time you’re in high demand and most of the time you really don’t have time to yourself. Some people crack under this pressure. The spotlight shines to bright for them and they can never really get their footing. Not me though…I love this shit.(The scene opens up at the house of The Baller. When we usually show Baller’s house, we usually see a room or two. Never before have we really shown just how big Baller’s house is. That all changes today as MTV cribs has decided to come out and shoot Baller’s cribs. Just like every episode of MTV cribs, the camera man knocks on the front door and Baller answers and that’ where things begin.)Baller: Welcome to my world MTV. I’m Troy Franklin better known to the world as The Baller. Come on inside and let me give you guys a few of my house and show you how a real Baller does it.
(The cameraman enters the front door and as soon as you enter the foyer you see a trophy case with all kinds of trophies in it. What sticks out the most is all the wrestling titles inside the trophy case.)Baller: I put this trophy case here for one reason and one reason only. It shows all my hard work and dedication. So before you go through the house you get to see all the hard work I had to put in so that I can have this great place.
(Baller walks over to the trophy case.)Baller: As you can see I have a little bit of everything in here. Right here are a few of my childhood trophies. Back then I was into basketball and football. In high school I was all-met in a lot of sports and funny thing is, wrestling wasn’t one of them. I was introduced to wrestling at a much later date and man I’m glad that happened. I could have made it in either basketball or football but I think kicking ass and taking names is what I’m best at. As you can see right here I’ve held just about every wrestling title in the world. My World Title collection is unreal. I’ve been the top dog in many feds over my years and the one I’m in now…the USPW…yeah I’ll be the top dog there pretty soon. That’s enough of me showing you my greatness. Let’s go and check out the rest of the crib.
(First they enter the kitchen. Man is the kitchen huge. Talk about a dinner party…man the kitchen looks like it can sit about a thousand people. Everything is black marble and it shines like nothing you ever seen.)Baller: This is the place in which we eat. I have a few cooks but my girl can throw down and she likes to cook so I only call them in when my baby is busy or out of town. Which is a lot…she loves to shop. DC is a great place to live but everyone knows LA is the place to shop.
(Baller walks over to the refrigerator and opens the door. It looks like he has the entire grocery store in his fridge. He goes through it and points out his favorite foods and his must have foods. And to top in off, he closes the door to reveal a television. We didn’t catch the before.)Baller: You like that television don’t you? Not too many people have these. I’m a fan of MTV cribs and I think I’m one of the very few people who have one of these. I like to look at wrestling film all the time so as we go through the house you’ll see that I have televisions everywhere. Can never be too ready for a match. There is a reason I’m so great in that ring and I would say my studying of film has something to do with that.
(The dinning room table looks like it sits about fifty people.)Baller: My family is big but it isn’t this big. Baller has a lot of friends though and you can never have enough seating.
(There is a chandelier in the kitchen that looks like it costs about a million dollars.)Baller: Yeah it doesn’t just look like it cost a million…it actually does. I believe in doing it big. What do you think…is that big enough?
(The camera zooms in on the chandelier and all we can say is wow.)Baller: That’s enough of the kitchen. I get hungry when I’m in here…wouldn’t you?
(Next they head to the living room. I don’t think a room can look any cleaner than this room. Everything is the living room is white from the couches to the custom rugs. Baller has little ones running around the house and how he keeps this room clean only he knows but he soon reveals it’s very simple.)Baller: No one is allowed in this room. I brought everything in this house and I can’t even go in this room. For black families the living room is usually the nicest place in their house. I was raised not being allowed in the living room and I always said it would be different when I got older. What I didn’t know is that my girl is just like my mom in that regard. I buy everything but she decorates and picks out everything. As you can see there isn’t even a television in this room. When I say no one can sit in here…I mean that.
(Just then Baller’s girl yells down the steps.)Keita: I hope no one is in my living room.
(The camera shows Baller’s girl and she’s just as beautiful as the house. Baller has him a winner there.)Baller: I was just telling them that no one is allowed in there. As a matter of fact…take one more look cameraman. We can continue the tour elsewhere.
(Baller and his girl share a laugh. Next they head to what looks like a recreation room. Baller’s three boys are in there playing video games. That new USPW Freedom wrestling game is off the hook.)Baller: This here is one of our rec rooms. The kids are allowed to come in here and play video games but only after they do that homework. Homework is done right.
Lil Troy: THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK!
Baller: Ha ha…I hear that.
(The kids have every games system imaginable. The room is furnished with a sectional couch and a few leather chairs. Nicest rec room we’ve ever seen but like Baller said…he does it big. The entertainment center is huge and it’s speakers everywhere. Also this is where the elevator exits on this floor. Baller and the camera crew jump in the elevator and head to the basement. When you step off the elevator the first thing you see is a first class bar. There is all kinds of liquor that you can imagine on the shelf. The bar looks like a regular bar that you go out to.)Baller: This is my area down here. When I’m not at Soldier’s Palace or on the road this is where you can find me.
(The television screen looks like you’re sitting in a movie theatre. There is also a dance floor. There is a glassed in smoke room down there. The carpet is black and there are black leather couches. The bar is cherry oak with glass and the bar stools are platinum. This is a house for dreams and Baller is living that dream. In a back room there is a batting cage and a virtual golf course. There is also a guest room down there that is laid out. Most people would dream of their main bedroom looking like this and this is the guest room. Baller walks up to a closed door.)Baller: And this is where I do my homework. When I’m home and I need to work out this is where I come.
(Baller opens the door and it’s a weight room. The walls are nothing but television monitors and poster of matches headlined by The Baller. You see Tricky D versus Baller posters. You see Baller versus Ricky Idol posters. You name the match and you see the poster. There are also posters of The Royal Horsemen. For those of you who don’t know who they are…well you must not know wrestling. Some would call them the greatest stable in wrestling history. Next Baller walks over to a Baller versus AJ Johnson poster.)Baller: To all of you who are familiar with the USPW, you know this match is once again about to happen. This is a match I’ve been waiting for. This poster right here…I lost this match. I wasn’t ready like I needed to be but that’s not excuse. AJ beat me and that’s all there is to it. At this months PPV I will revenge this lost though. THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK! I know this isn’t a wrestling show but I’m a wrestler and I consider myself to be the best who’s ever done it. AJ probably feels the same way about himself. We’re going to swoon find out just who the best is. I’m telling you MTV…make sure you tune into that one. It’s going to be epic. Now back to the house.
(The walk outside and like every big house there is a pool out back. At the bottom of the pool there is a picture of The Baller in his wrestling gear with the letters GOAT under the picture. There is a Jacuzzi out there, a basketball court, a put-put golf course, a tennis court and a fifty-yard football field. They don’t stay out there long. Baller’s house is so big and the segments aren’t but so long. We still haven’t seen the upstairs or the garage. So they head back inside the house. Next thing the show is the upstairs bedrooms. I didn’t know they made beds as big as the bed Baller has in his room. There are mirrors everywhere in the room.)Baller: I know you guys see the mirrors. I like looking at myself when I putting in work if you know what I mean. This is MTV so I guess I can say that. Ha ha. Baller’s bathroom has like four different toilets in it. I guess they’re his and hers toilets. Next Baller shows his kids rooms and most kids could only dream of having rooms like this. One thing that’s the same in each room is a family picture. Baller is a very family oriented and he drives home “taking care of family” to all his kids.
(Baller and the camera crew next make their way out to the garage and it looks like a damn car dealership in there. BMW’s, Mercedes, Range Rovers, Cadillac’s…I mean you name it and Baller has it.)Baller: I’m sure I used up all my time for this segment. We have to do this again one day and I’ll show you guys another one of my houses. But until then, I have a match to get ready for…so get out!
(And the show ends. Now that the camera is gone, Baller is straight to the task at hand. This week it’s Strikeout.)Baller: I know you didn’t think I forgot about you partner. Naw…Baller doesn’t do that. I’m all about being great and last I heard, your punk ass wants to stop my greatness. Not going to happen fam. You see last weeks match was big but this one is even bigger. I continue to get closer and closer to my form and once I get there…the USPW better watch out. Strikeout you seem to be a worthy opponent but beating me is just not going to happen. Some would ask if I’m looking forward to AJ and overlooking you? I mean that a good question because as of right now there isn’t a match I want more than the one with AJ. But overlooking someone is something I can’t afford to do. I strongly believe in my greatness but the sun shines on a monkeys ass from time to time and I be damned if I sleep on you and let you beat me. Hell naw. Instead of doing that, I’m going to give you my best and partner when that’s the case…I can’t be beat. Please don’t take this personal. I mean if you want to be mad at someone take that up with management. I don’t sign the matches. I just kick the asses lined up in front of me. This week it happens to be your ass and man do I feel sorry for you. Just do me a favor and bring your best. I would hate to serioiusly hurt you in that ring. I’ve come close to doing that these past few weeks with my opponents. Why they’ve been in the ring with me only management knows. At least try to show me why management decided to give you a crack at the Baller. Last week you had a title shot but believe me when I tell you this is the biggest match in your career. If you don’t know that but now…you will when it’s over. THAT YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK! See you in the ring Strikeout.
(The scene fades to black with Baller sitting down to watch film of Strikeout.) 
