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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 13, 2012 5:29:53 GMT -6
Major Announcement w/John Cooper
(We enter the ring where General Manager John Cooper waits with a microphone in hand)
John Cooper - Well ladies and gentlemen I have some major news to announce, and it'll be a major treat for the fans! And it's something that will separate USPW from most other promotions.
(Cooper pauses and has a huge smile.)
John Cooper - Earlier today, we signed 26 new talent to contracts! Yes 26!
(The crowd cheers)
John Cooper - And all 26 men are different from our current roster.
(He smile again. The cameras pan the audience and many fans look confused.)
John Cooper - You see, USPW now has themselves MIDGETS DIVISION!!! And all 26 midgets are headed to the ring right now for a 26-Man Midget Battle Royal!!
(GM John Cooper exits the ring as the Midgets begin to get introduced.)
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 13, 2012 5:30:15 GMT -6
26-Man Midget Battle Royal
"The Half-pint Beefcake" Terry Wood vs Pee Wee Gold vs El Loco Hombre Jr. vs Rip Jagger vs Lil' Nightmare vs Little Bruiser vs Kato vs Soldier of Fortune vs Farmer Fred vs Ultimo Sonik vs Doctor Topper vs Jamacain Kid vs Lars Von Stoop vs King Littlefoot vs Prince Eric vs Duke Lamour vs Thunder Bull vs "American Muscle" Ted Wright vs Low Low Valentine vs Kid Shinobi vs Synn vs Asylum vs Fruity Puff vs Little Eagle vs Dead-End vs Mighty Mini
The match then came down to four men Thunder Bull, Little Eagle, "American Muscle" Ted Wright, and Low Low Valentine.
Little Eagle somehow eliminated Thunder Bull and Low Low Valentine eliminated "American Muscle" Ted Wright. So once down to the final two it went back and forth until Little Eagle eliminated Low Low Valentine to win the match!
Winner: Little Eagle
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 13, 2012 5:30:43 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Wow!
Johnny Vendetta - I have to admit that shit was awesome!
Steve Travis - Congrats to Little Eagle!
Tom Roberts - Twenty-six midgets, I love it!
Johnny Vendetta - Man a midget division is only gonna make USPW that much more interesting.
Steve Travis - That's for sure!
Tom Roberts - Those little guys had skills.
Johnny Vendetta - And a couple of them were big as hell.
Steve Travis - HA! True that.
Tom Roberts - Well guys it's main event time.
Johnny Vendetta - Yeah. This should be interesting.
Steve Travis - Exactly. U.S.A. member vs U.S.A. member.
Tom Roberts - I can only hope this splits the U.S.A. apart.
Johnny Vendetta - You would.
Steve Travis - Alright you two enough, lets go to the ring.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 13, 2012 5:30:55 GMT -6
Shawn Starr vs "Classy" Mike C
Mike Cardella - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the USPW United States Championship. Inroducing first weighing in at 209 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada he holds the USPW Television Championship title belt, Shawn Starr!!! (crowd boos ***)
[Starstruck hits the PA system and blue and silver pyro explode from the ramp. A huge star comes on the tron as Shawn Starr makes his way to the ring. ]
Mike C and Shawn Starr stare up at the belt and then at each other. They circle the ring as the bell sounds and the match begin. The walk in to the centre and stand face to face. Suddenly Mike C swings...and slaps Starr very lightly across the face. Starr falls to the mat in an exaggerated style and Mike C quickly grabs a ladder from ringside. The fans do not seem impressed.
Steve Travis - What the hell!?
Mark Roberts - This is a farce!
Johnny Vendetta - Well I guess Mike C has a powerful right hand!
Mike C sets up the ladder and starts to climb. Starr meanwhile lies motionless on the mat. Mike C reaches the top quickly and retrieves the belt as the bell sounds and Shawn Starr springs back to his feet.
Johnny Vendetta - We have a new champion!
Mark Roberts - That is an insult to this company and this country!
Mike C climbs down and embraces Shawn Starr as the Red Army and Chester Gold hit the ring to join the celebration.
Mike Cardella - Ladies and Gentlemen...your winner and the NEW USPW UNITED STATES CHAMPION...CLASSY MIKE C!
The Red Army hoist Mike C onto their shoulders. Meanwhile Shawn Starr retrieves a bag and a microphone from ringside and hands both to Mike C.
Mike C: Ladies and Gentlemen...WE DID IT!
The fans jeer loudly but the USA seem not to realise.
Mike C - But guys...I can't accept the USPW United States title...
Mark Roberts - Thank God!
Steve Travis - Maybe he's come to his senses and realises how wrong he is!
Mike C - No...I can't be the champion of this country when it's still so flawed. So...I don't want this belt...
The shock in the audience is palpable as Mike C tosses the belt aside.
Mike C - ...I want this one!
Mike C opens the bag and pulls out a similar belt, only this one has Union Jack's on it...
Mike C - So USPW...please get to your feet and applaud for YOUR NEW...UNITED KINGDOM CHAMPION...CLASSY MIKE C!
Steve Travis - What?!
Mark Roberts - The nerve of these men!
Mike C raises the United Kingdom title belt above his head as his comrades celebrate. The fans seem to be on the verge of rioting just then we see Frankie Image on the Ameri-Tron.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 13, 2012 5:31:05 GMT -6
Comments w/Frankie Image
Frankie Image - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there U.S.A.
(Each member of the U.S.A. stares at the Amer-Tron with an oh shit look on his face.)
Frankie Image - I like so many people here in USPW have already had enough of the bullshit you four men are pulling!
(The crowd cheers)
Frankie Image - Now with that said I can't reverse the decision, what's done is done. But what I can do it this! Next week we're set to see a Fatal 4-Way for the World Title. And both you Mike C and Shawn Starr have qualified for the match.
(The crowd boos as Starr & Mike C smile.)
Frankie Image - But too bad for you Starr. After your actions here tonight, laying down instead of going after gold? Why shall I reward you for that bullshit? Well i shouldn't and you're officially out of the match, and we'll see you defend the TV Title next week against the #1 Contender, Strikeout!
(Shawn Starr goes nuts in the ring, kicking the bottom rope, punching the turnbuckle. The rest of the U.S.A. our clearly pissed as well.)
Frankie Image - And Red Army, earlier tonight you guys earned the right to face the Lady Killer for the tag titles. Well after that doll stunt screwing over Mark Force, you've screwed yourselves, your title shot is here by stripped away!
(The Red Army like Starr are pissed)
Frankie Image - And Mike, seeing as you benefited from the stunt, you'll be defending the US, yes the UNITED STATES Title, not the UK Title, against Mark Force in two weeks at Freedom [5] on April 20th! And to top it off, Mark Force will pick the match stipulation next week!
(Frankie smiles at the U.S.A. as all four men are ticked, he turns and returns backstage as the feed ends and Freedom [3] comes to an end.]
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