Post by Dave Anderson on Sept 24, 2012 16:33:17 GMT -6
We see the camera shaking, as if a five year old is holding it. The camera shakes badly, who the hell is running the camera anyway?
Off camera Dave Anderson comes walking over from behind the cam. He looks to see if its right, he goes back and places his hand in front of the cam, he holds his Revolution Tag Team Title on his shoulder as he looks at it he is speaking off camera to somebody
"How does it look?"
He looks back at the camera, as it seems he is satisfied with the answer he got. He fixes his shirt fixes his hair, as he makes sure the belt fits just right on his shoulder
" Oh yeah I forgot we are filming already, I thought you had to say READY SET ACTION or something "
He looks into the webcam that is filming, he looks straight
" I don't have to much to really say, it seems you all require some kind of message or some kind entertaining promo in order to get your jollys. So here it is, my promo. I am in my home, filming this so please don't mind the dirty dishes and other crap on the ground "
behind Dave is a tshirt laying, LIFE AFTER DEATH it reads on the wall are many different pictures unable to recongnize the artist off hand
" But I will get to the point, so you all can go check out YourPosionousDestruction promo, or Hayes promo he just cut a few ago. I am a fan of those two I have to say, I won't come out here disrespecting nobody or making myself a fool just because its what you all do. You see, I am me my name is Dave Anderson. It's not the enforcer where you get the idea I enforce things is beyong me but whatever. I am not here for a great gimmick or to be entertainer of the year! I am here to kick butt and thats all! Crysis and Cyanide your two bad asses for sure, two fools I want to stay away from. Only because I enjoy my teeth "
he taps his teeth to show there real
" I enjoy my job I enjoy the pay checks I get because of it. So Cyanide and Crysis, I am not going to come out here saying shit I am not ready to back up just yet! You two, can go battle it out with Vinny and Hayes, you four go to town kill each other. When all said and done I'll walk over and just lay out who is left with a Final Resolution and go home in one piece! I know most of you already heard it, but I do not care about top prizes I do not care about being on the marquee! All I care about is making a nice living doing what I Love, that is beat people up! Many people claim that is the same as winning and yada yada! NO beating up is the act of beating up a human being period, even if it means me getting beat up, I welcome it! I don't enjoy doing it with rules I do not enjoy it according to some YAHOO's ways, yes that is you Dale, Mischoff or who ever yahoo is in charge now. Hell beyond there rules, the wrestling GOD's rules. Who said we have to do things so and so way? Who said things need to be like this and that in a sport where two grown ass men in tighty whities are killing each other have to be rules in order to do it? Really, its cheating to low blow a man? It's not respectful to take Crysis and throw his ass into the third row? Ohh but wait let me get it right. He can Crysisbomb my ass to the pits of hell, as long as he does it by the rules, screw rules. I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL A CRYSISBOMB!
Dave gets up, he is trying to calm down
"Have any of you felt a Crysisbomb lately? Have you felt hmmm a 911 from Pxbx911 lately? No you haven't. So you know what Crysis, and Cyanide expect some thing your way that you wish was stopped by the ref! Because I hate to inform you idiots out there but I will be grabbing that ref to be putting a stop to every move you two will be doing! So whats the difference, low blow poke in the eyes figure four, Crysisbomb, a Lights out, a 911! Jacknife, Snake eyes, there all the same in one!!!
Dave looks at whoever behind the camera
" I forgot where I was going with all that! Oh yeah, the rules of the wrestling world! SCREW IT! Do what you want, do what you need! Just get it done! Anyway anyhow! Period! "
Camera fades out
Off camera Dave Anderson comes walking over from behind the cam. He looks to see if its right, he goes back and places his hand in front of the cam, he holds his Revolution Tag Team Title on his shoulder as he looks at it he is speaking off camera to somebody
"How does it look?"
He looks back at the camera, as it seems he is satisfied with the answer he got. He fixes his shirt fixes his hair, as he makes sure the belt fits just right on his shoulder
" Oh yeah I forgot we are filming already, I thought you had to say READY SET ACTION or something "
He looks into the webcam that is filming, he looks straight
" I don't have to much to really say, it seems you all require some kind of message or some kind entertaining promo in order to get your jollys. So here it is, my promo. I am in my home, filming this so please don't mind the dirty dishes and other crap on the ground "
behind Dave is a tshirt laying, LIFE AFTER DEATH it reads on the wall are many different pictures unable to recongnize the artist off hand
" But I will get to the point, so you all can go check out YourPosionousDestruction promo, or Hayes promo he just cut a few ago. I am a fan of those two I have to say, I won't come out here disrespecting nobody or making myself a fool just because its what you all do. You see, I am me my name is Dave Anderson. It's not the enforcer where you get the idea I enforce things is beyong me but whatever. I am not here for a great gimmick or to be entertainer of the year! I am here to kick butt and thats all! Crysis and Cyanide your two bad asses for sure, two fools I want to stay away from. Only because I enjoy my teeth "
he taps his teeth to show there real
" I enjoy my job I enjoy the pay checks I get because of it. So Cyanide and Crysis, I am not going to come out here saying shit I am not ready to back up just yet! You two, can go battle it out with Vinny and Hayes, you four go to town kill each other. When all said and done I'll walk over and just lay out who is left with a Final Resolution and go home in one piece! I know most of you already heard it, but I do not care about top prizes I do not care about being on the marquee! All I care about is making a nice living doing what I Love, that is beat people up! Many people claim that is the same as winning and yada yada! NO beating up is the act of beating up a human being period, even if it means me getting beat up, I welcome it! I don't enjoy doing it with rules I do not enjoy it according to some YAHOO's ways, yes that is you Dale, Mischoff or who ever yahoo is in charge now. Hell beyond there rules, the wrestling GOD's rules. Who said we have to do things so and so way? Who said things need to be like this and that in a sport where two grown ass men in tighty whities are killing each other have to be rules in order to do it? Really, its cheating to low blow a man? It's not respectful to take Crysis and throw his ass into the third row? Ohh but wait let me get it right. He can Crysisbomb my ass to the pits of hell, as long as he does it by the rules, screw rules. I DO NOT WANT TO FEEL A CRYSISBOMB!
Dave gets up, he is trying to calm down
"Have any of you felt a Crysisbomb lately? Have you felt hmmm a 911 from Pxbx911 lately? No you haven't. So you know what Crysis, and Cyanide expect some thing your way that you wish was stopped by the ref! Because I hate to inform you idiots out there but I will be grabbing that ref to be putting a stop to every move you two will be doing! So whats the difference, low blow poke in the eyes figure four, Crysisbomb, a Lights out, a 911! Jacknife, Snake eyes, there all the same in one!!!
Dave looks at whoever behind the camera
" I forgot where I was going with all that! Oh yeah, the rules of the wrestling world! SCREW IT! Do what you want, do what you need! Just get it done! Anyway anyhow! Period! "
Camera fades out