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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 4:59:43 GMT -6
 Friday March 30th, 2012 @the USPW Ameri-Dome Washington, D.C. |
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 4:59:57 GMT -6
Opening
"I'm So Bored With The USA" by The Clash kicks in over the sound system, it's instantly recognisable guitar riff starting an almost unprecedented amount of boos from the fans in attendance.
Steve Travis - Oh brother, time for another lecture!
Tom Roberts - Pass me the sick bag please, I feel nauseous all of a sudden!
Johnny Vendetta - Hey! Now I love America as much as the next guy but this Mike C is an excellent wrestler, Shawn Starr is the TV Champion and the Red Army...well I wouldn't mess with them! Whatever happened to freedom of speech?
Steve Travis - It gets thrown out of the window when you use it to incite hatred!
As the song kicks in proper out come the United Soldiers of Anarchy. Mike C leads the way with his new look, Union Jack pants as opposed to his normal jeans. He carries a union jack in one hand and his trusty cricket bat in the other. He's soon followed by the Television champion Shawn Starr, the belt slung over one shoulder and the Canadian flag waved high. He too is wearing an all-Canadian outfit in place of his old threads. And finally the Red Army emerge waving Russian flags, bringing up the rear and looking menacing as always. The four men slowly head to the ring, with Mike C stopping to listen to some of the abuse he receives from the front row along the way. They all enter the ring and stare out at the audience for a few moments before Mike C, smirking, takes the microphone from the ring announcer. The music dies down but the boos do not, and a chant of "Classy Sucks! Classy Sucks!" builds up momentum.
Mike C - Ahh Ameri-dome...I underestimated you. There was me thinking that you'd persist with chanting our chant...U.S.A! U.S.A!...but by golly if you haven't found a new one! It's a shame though, it's a real shame.,..because every simpleton, every sheep yet to be herded into my bright young future for this country, can plainly see that I do not suck!
The chants pick up intensity. Mike C merely holds his arms out arrogantly.
Mike C - Think about it America. You all saw last week just what I am capable...just what we are capable of! I sacrificed the chance to win a USPW title belt, hell I even compromised the possibility of being the first USPW World Heavyweight champion by costing my team that match. But don't you all worry, I did not do it in vain...and I promise you that I will be YOUR first USPW World Heavyweight Champion!
It doesn't seem that the crowd agree with this, they boo heavily. A few even begin chanting "PHAN-TOM! PHAN=TOM!"
Mike C - But tonight USPW is a monumental night. Let's put the World Heavyweight Championship aside for the evening...tonight is about a new era. Not in USPW, not in the sport of professional wrestling...tonight is a new era in American history! Tonight is the night that myself, Shawn Starr and the Red Army begin our quest properly to change the over-riding attitudes of you people...you people who for so long have dominated world politics, world industry, world culture. Your time is coming to an end and we are here to help you see that there is another way, a better way...the ANARCHIST way!
This is not greeted warmly. Mike C smirks before handing the microphone to Shawn Starr. The crowd jeer, some begin chanting "You sold out! You sold out!". Starr seems unperturbed and merely shuffles the TV title belt he holds over his left shoulder.
Shawn Starr - You see you stupid Assmerican, When an individual enlists in the dangerous field of the American Armed Forces, they often obtain life insurance in case they are killed in action; an insurance so their families can continue to survive and cope with things like funeral bills, rent and other necessities. Unfortunately, in times of war, military deaths do occur, and families must often claim the benefits outlined by their government insurance plans. It is at this point, that many families encounter barriers to obtaining said funds.
He shakes his head and chuckles
Shawn Starr - An outrageous and unbelievable law is in place in the USA that prevents approximately 55,000 of the nation’s war widows from fully collecting on the life insurance. The heart of the issue stems from a government policy labeled the “widows tax”. It states that if a military spouse dies from a service-related cause the widow cannot collect on both the survivor’s benefits and the full annuity benefits.
He grins
Shawn Starr - Refunds are the premiums paid are provided in these cases. Their is a perplexing stipulation however, that states that widows can collect fully on the insurance if they remarry when they are 57 years or older! Those who re-marry earlier, or not at all, do not receive the full benefits. To add the confusion, if a widow does re-marry at age 57 or older, becoming eligible for the benefit, she can only get it by repaying the insurance premiums the government had refunded to her before her remarriage.
Starr laughs along with the Red Army as the fans jeer heavily. Mike C smirks and speaks into the microphone
Mike C - You see America, this man...you're TV Champion...he gets it. He sees the flaws in your..."society"...and by relaying them back to you he is only trying to help. Take your celebrity culture for example...
Shawn Starr - Celebrity delinquency is always cause for international coverage. Whether it be during times of war or disaster, a celebrity getting arrested is always bound to take over the headlines. Most people aren’t even surprised to hear about a celebrity breaking the law and getting arrested anymore. Nor are they surprised when, sometimes even minutes later, another headline appears announcing their release. It would appear that celebrities can get away with anything, as long as they promise to seek help and make a public apology. This even seems to work with more serious charges, where sentences are drastically reduced or dropped altogether.
He pauses and smiles.
Shawn Starr - Hell let me give you all some examples...Where to begin? OK I guess, Paris Hilton...
The fans jeer the mention of Miss Hilton...
Shawn Starr - Repeated drunk driving, speeding and continuously driving with a suspended license. Originally sentenced to 45 days in jail put was changed to house arrest due to an unspecified medical condition…and what about, Lindsay Lohan? Served 84 minutes in jail for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine...Winona Ryder, Felony charge for shoplifting $1000 worth of products. No jail time served, received community service and restitution fees...And we have...it's not my real daughter, huh Lionel? Nicole Richie. Served 82 minutes for possession of heroin and driving with a suspended license.
The fans are chanting "You suck! You suck!" quite heavily now. A few teenage girls, wearing Stardust t-shirts, are in tears.
Shawn Starr - We could go on and on, but I'll leave you with the drunken, womanizing racist, Mel Gibson. Arrested for DUI and received 90 day restricted driver’s license, fines totaling to $1,608, 3 month alcohol education program and counseling service!
The chants, the jeers, the tears continue.
Shawn Starr - Try booing these facts! What consequences would the average American citizen have received if they committed the same or similar offense? You know damn well the book would be thrown at your pathtic asses, that's how much!And don't forget this America, Selling $20 billion worth of defense to the Saudis where 16 of the 19 hijackers WERE from!
This really sets the audience off...and here comes the garbage! Cups, cans, paper, plastic...it all comes raining down on the ring. The four men at the centre of this don't seem to care. Then...Shawn Starr breaks into song.
Shawn Starr - O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
The crowd try and drown the song out. If the USPW staff had any common sense they'd turn the microphone off to avoid a riot...
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Shawn Starr - Real sad and pathetic, booing the entire time? Show some class and show some respect for the greatest tag team this side of Moscow...THE RED ARMY!
Starr hands the microphone to the Red Army, who both huddle around it.
The Red Army - Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Crowd - BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина—сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Crowd - BBBBBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
The Red Army finish and hand the mic back to Mike C.
Mike C - Well ladies and gentlemen...after those moving showings I'd like you to listen once more, indulge us once more...hear our passion for the future once more. You see, these men understand that we are not your generic, run of the mill anti-American faction that you'd see in the Mid-West in the 1980s. We aren't even anti-American...
The fans jeer this very loudly.
Tom Roberts - What?! They're the most hateful, anti-American group I've ever seen!
Johnny Vendetta - Well give Mike C a chance to explain!
Mike C - ...We're anti-mediocrity. And that's what you seem to deal in, what you seem to accept. America has become mediocre, no longer the best nation, the most powerful nation on Earth. But I want to give you a mantra, a mantra of hope...I'm not talking about "God Save The Queen"...this is my national anthem, and soon it will be yours...
The members of USA line up, each man puts his right hand on his heart.
Mike C - I pledge allegiance to the flag... of the United Soldiers of Anarchy...and to the Republic it stands for...one nation, under Classy Mike C...indivisible, with enlightenment and hope for all!
Mike C smirks as "I'm So Bored With The U.S.A" kicks in once again. Starr and the Red Army wave their respective flags as the crowd jeers.
Johnny Vendetta - Well, as agenda setting promos go it seems the United Soldiers of Anarchy mean business...
Steve Travis - Yeah and that business is hateful, horrible bile!
All the members but Shawn Starr exit the ring and return to the back while Starr remains in the ring ready to defend his title.
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:00:19 GMT -6
Trevor Tyler vs Shawn Starr
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match for the USPW Television Championship title. In the ring at this time, weighing in at 209 pounds, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada he holds the USPW Television Championship title belt, Shawn Starr!!! (crowd boos **)
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 219 pounds, from Bennettsville,South Carolina, Trevor Tyler!!! (crowd cheers ******)
[Trevor Tyler walks to the ring. David Kohler is the referee for this contest. Shawn Starr executes a pumphandle suplex on Trevor Tyler. Trevor Tyler drops Shawn Starr with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) Shawn Starr kicks Trevor Tyler in the groin. Trevor Tyler applies the clawhold on Shawn Starr. Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an earringer. Shawn Starr mule kicks Trevor Tyler. Trevor Tyler climbs to his feet. Trevor Tyler executes a headlock takedown. Trevor Tyler hits a spinning leg lariat on Shawn Starr sending him to the mat. Shawn Starr gets hit with the shooting star press from Trevor Tyler. David Kohler counts the pin. ...1 Shawn Starr kicks out. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Trevor Tyler should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.
[Shawn Starr climbs to his feet. Shawn Starr goes for a double underhook suplex but Trevor Tyler dodges the attack. Shawn Starr puts Trevor Tyler in the double reverse chinlock. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... (AHHHH!) Trevor Tyler escapes. Shawn Starr neck snaps Trevor Tyler. Shawn Starr slaps Trevor Tyler. Shawn Starr bounces Trevor Tyler off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Shawn Starr punches Trevor Tyler repeatedly. Shawn Starr executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Trevor Tyler's head onto the mat. Shawn Starr gets back to his feet. Shawn Starr sends Trevor Tyler to ringside. David Kohler starts the count (.1) ]
Tom Roberts - Are you enjoying this match?
Steve Travis - Oh yeah!
[(..2) Shawn Starr punches Trevor Tyler repeatedly. (...3) Shawn Starr delivers a short-arm clothesline to Trevor Tyler. (....4) Shawn Starr clotheslines Trevor Tyler. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shawn Starr uses a snap mare takeover on Trevor Tyler. They lockup. Shawn Starr sends Trevor Tyler to the corner of the ring. Trevor Tyler executes a spinning DDT, planting Shawn Starr's head in the mat. Trevor Tyler is back on his feet. ]
Steve Travis - Is this a great match or not?
Tom Roberts - Oh yeah!
[Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop. Trevor Tyler is up again. Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop. Trevor Tyler is back on his feet. Shawn Starr hits him with a back fist. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Shawn Starr executes a back fist.
[Trevor Tyler executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Shawn Starr. Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop. Trevor Tyler gets up. Shawn Starr is back on his feet. Trevor Tyler kicks Shawn Starr in the stomach. Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop. ]
Tom Roberts - Shawn Starr takes a elbowdrop.
[Trevor Tyler moves back to his feet. Shawn Starr climbs to his feet. Trevor Tyler picks Shawn Starr up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Now Trevor Tyler standing. Shawn Starr stands up. Trevor Tyler puts Shawn Starr in the double reverse chinlock. Referee David Kohler is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Shawn Starr trys to escape. Trevor Tyler breaks the hold. Trevor Tyler drags Shawn Starr to the floor. David Kohler starts the count (.1) Trevor Tyler throws a chair at Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr trys for a exploder suplex but is not strong enough to lift Trevor Tyler.Shawn Starr takes Trevor Tyler into the ring. Shawn Starr pokes Trevor Tyler in the eyes. ]
Johnny Vendetta - eye poke!
[Shawn Starr executes a headlock takedown. Trevor Tyler climbs to his feet. Trevor Tyler hits a jumping elbow hrust on Shawn Starr. ]
Tom Roberts - jumping elbow thrust!
[Shawn Starr stands up. Trevor Tyler does a cartwheel and kicks Shawn Starr in the face. Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Shawn Starr climbs to his feet. Shawn Starr gets sidewalk slammed by Trevor Tyler. ]
Johnny Vendetta - That sidewalk slam was very good.
[Trevor Tyler drags Shawn Starr to the floor. ]
Steve Travis - Trevor Tyler can get a weapon at ringside.
[David Kohler starts the count (.1) ]
Tom Roberts - I wish every match could be like this!
[Trevor Tyler hits Shawn Starr with an elbowdrop. Now Trevor Tyler standing. Shawn Starr is back on his feet. Trevor Tyler chops Shawn Starr. Shawn Starr and Trevor Tyler move back into the ring. Shawn Starr trys for a belly-to-belly suplex but is unable to lift Trevor Tyler.Shawn Starr rakes the face of Trevor Tyler in attempt to make a come back. Shawn Starr executes the Supper DDT on Trevor Tyler! Shawn Starr catches Trevor Tyler in a backslide and goes for the pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Johnny Vendetta - Shawn Starr has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, and still USPW Television Championship champion, Shawn Starr!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:00:30 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Damn Starr wins again.
Johnny Vendetta - This man is on a roll he's improved to 4-0.
Steve Travis - And there's no question he's gonna qualify for next weeks North American Title match.
Tom Roberts - Very true.
Johnny Vendetta - Congrats to him.
Steve Travis - Yeah, but this is all we need for him to have a chance and give the U.S.A. more to brag about.
Johnny Vendetta - It's not really bragging. Most of what they say is true.
Steve Travis - Did you seriously just say that?
Tom Roberts - This isn't the time or place to argue about the United Soldiers of Anarchy. Besides we have our next match, right now!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:00:47 GMT -6
Ryan Game vs Chris Gibson
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Detroit,Michigan accompanied by Kayla Gibson, Chris Gibson!!! (crowd boos ****)
[Chris Gibson appears at the top of the ramp, he looks up as pyro explode around him, he walks slowly down the ramp with that cock arrogant strut, he reached the steps and walked up it before jumping over the top rope. He walked to the turnbuckle, jumped on the second rope and threw up one arm. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 198 pounds, from Juno,Alaska, Ryan Game !!! (crowd cheers *****)
["I WANNA HEAR THAT BOOM BOOM TURN IT UP BOOM BOOM TURN IT UP" The pyro starts and Ryan Game walks to stage and looks at the crowd. He soaks up all the pop and walks down the ring. Once he reaches ringside he climbs to the apron, jumps over the ring and runs to the ropes. He bounces off of them 3 times.]
Ding... ding.... ding....
(Just as the bell rings, out onto the stage comes USPW's commissioner Remy T. McKnight.)
Remy T. McKnight - Hold up a second there boys. Now before you two go beating the hell out of each other, let me tell you something. As of this moment, you both can continue your careers in that C grade politically run promotions. Because here in USPW we deal with nothing but skill, talent, true grit, and real men. You two on the other hand, you know what screw it, YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!
(Chris Gibson and Ryan Game are clearly pissed off as both men lean down on the top rope yelling up the ramp to Remy T. McKnight.)
Tom Roberts - Wait a minute, who...
(Just then two men never seen before in USPW jump the security walls and jump in the ring behind Gibson and Game.)
Steve Travis - Who are these two?
Johnny Vendetta - I have no idea, but they look primed to takeout Game and Gibson.
Remy T. McKnight - Hey boys, turn around and say hello!
(Gibson and Game turn around, BANG! Both men are nailed with Superkicks.)
Remy T. McKnight - Shane nail Game with the Dixie Drop [GTS]!
(Just then the main with the reddish colored hair picks up Ryan Game and nails him with the Dixie Drop, and Game is out cold!)
Remy T. McKnight - Bobby end Gibson with the Southern Destroyer [Canadian Destroyer]!
(Then the man with the dark hair and beard picks up Gibson and just obliterates him with the Southern Destroyer.)
Remy T. McKnight - Game, Gibson, and the entire USPW, say hello to Shane Valentine and Bobby Riggs, the Southern Freebirds. Boys it's time to take out the trash!
(The Southern Freebirds then pick up Gibson and Game and toss them out of the ring before picking them up in a fireman's carry and walk with them up the ramp onto the stage. Then carry them through the backstage area and into the parking lot. Bobby Riggs, then dumps game into the dumpster and closes the lead just before the trash truck picks up the dumpster and empties it. Valentine however puts Gibson on the ground and spray paints USPW on his back before putting him inside a wooden shipping crate.)
Remy T. McKnight - It's time to hammer the lid on nice and tight.
(All three men, McKnight, Riggs and Valentine grab a hammer and some nails and nail the lid shut. Then all 3 men open a cooler and pull out 16oz bottles of ice cold Southern Comfort and Tropicana and make a drink for each man. They all 3 chug down most of their drink, but each poors whats left all over the crate. We then see Remy wave in a truck and backing in his a FedEx truck. The driver exits the truck, get the dolly out and wheels the crate into the back of his truck. The camera's then zoom in and we see a package stamp...)
Destination: LA
Remy T. McKnight - Now that's what I call taking out the trash.
(All three men then laugh and walk of screen.)
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:01:03 GMT -6
Announce Desk
> Tom Roberts - Wow!
Johnny Vendetta - Remy never even showed his face last week.
Steve Travis - Yeah well this week he did and damn.
Tom Roberts - Right. He fires Game, fires Gibson, then introduces a new tag team to USPW in the Southern Freebirds.
Johnny Vendetta - What a way to make an impact.
Steve Travis - Tonight has already been crazy guys.
Tom Roberts - It's only our second week. And after last week, and now already this week, I guess it's safe to already say this... It's normal for USPW!
Johnny Vendetta - I love it!
Steve Travis - Me two and lets keep the action going and go back up to the ring!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:01:17 GMT -6
roy "The Baller" Franklin vs Curtis Pierce
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 217 pounds, from Cleveland,Ohio, Curtis Pierce!!!
[Curtis Pierce comes to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Washington,DC, Troy "The Baller" Franklin!!!
[Troy "The Baller" Franklin walks to the ring. Pat Matto is the referee for this contest. Curtis Pierce executes a pumphandle suplex on Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Troy "The Baller" Franklin drops Curtis Pierce with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ring, ring, ring) Curtis Pierce trys for a spinning backbreaker but is unable to lift Troy "The Baller" Franklin.Troy "The Baller" Franklin kicks Curtis Pierce in the groin. Curtis Pierce executes a swinging bulldog on Troy "The Baller" Franklin driving Troy "The Baller" Franklin's face into the mat. Curtis Pierce stands up. Troy "The Baller" Franklin moves back to his feet. Troy "The Baller" Franklin bounces Curtis Pierce off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Curtis Pierce is up again. Curtis Pierce rakes the face of Troy "The Baller" Franklin in attempt to make a come back. Curtis Pierce spinning mule kicks Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Troy "The Baller" Franklin gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Curtis Pierce. Troy "The Baller" Franklin hits Curtis Pierce with the belly-to-belly suplex. Troy "The Baller" Franklin gets back to his feet. Troy "The Baller" Franklin apllies the camel clutch on Curtis Pierce. Pat Matto asks Curtis Pierce if he quits. ... ... (AHHHH!) Curtis Pierce escapes. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Troy "The Baller" Franklin's momma would be proud!
[Curtis Pierce is back on his feet. Curtis Pierce hits him with a back fist. ]
Steve Travis - Curtis Pierce with a back fist.
[Curtis Pierce delivers a kick to the head of Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Troy "The Baller" Franklin moves back to his feet. Curtis Pierce gets sidewalk slammed by Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Kneelock submission applied by Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Referee Pat Matto is checking for a tap out. ... Troy "The Baller" Franklin tightens the hold. ... ... ... Troy "The Baller" Franklin breaks the hold. Troy "The Baller" Franklin and Curtis Pierce go to the floor Pat Matto starts the count (.1) (..2) Troy "The Baller" Franklin clotheslines Curtis Pierce. (...3) Curtis Pierce hits Troy "The Baller" Franklin with a heart punch. Troy "The Baller" Franklin is up again. (....4) Troy "The Baller" Franklin rakes the face of Curtis Pierce in attempt to make a come back. (.....5) Curtis Pierce takes Troy "The Baller" Franklin into the ring. Curtis Pierce trys for a Aztecan suplex but is unable to lift Troy "The Baller" Franklin.Troy "The Baller" Franklin mule kicks Curtis Pierce. Curtis Pierce is back on his feet. Troy "The Baller" Franklin does a cartwheel and kicks Curtis Pierce in the face. Curtis Pierce gets hit with the shooting star press from Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Pat Matto counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Curtis Pierce escapes. ]
Tom Roberts - Not even close!
[Curtis Pierce stands up. Curtis Pierce executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Troy "The Baller" Franklin's head onto the mat. ]
Johnny Vendetta - If Curtis Pierce keeps using moves like that springboard bulldog he could win the match!
[Troy "The Baller" Franklin gets up. Troy "The Baller" Franklin gets locked into the headscissors submission by Curtis Pierce. Pat Matto asks Troy "The Baller" Franklin if he quits. ... ... Troy "The Baller" Franklin escapes. Curtis Pierce drags Troy "The Baller" Franklin to the floor. Pat Matto starts the count (.1) Curtis Pierce with a jumping DDT on Troy "The Baller" Franklin. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Good jumping DDT by Curtis Pierce.
[Curtis Pierce gets up. (..2) Troy "The Baller" Franklin is up again. (...3) Troy "The Baller" Franklin executes a headlock takedown. Curtis Pierce is back on his feet. Curtis Pierce executes a swinging neckbreaker on Troy "The Baller" Franklin. Troy "The Baller" Franklin gets back to his feet. Curtis Pierce trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Troy "The Baller" Franklin.They fight into the aisle. (....4) Troy "The Baller" Franklin hits a jumping elbow hrust on Curtis Pierce. Curtis Pierce gets back to his feet. Troy "The Baller" Franklin hits a spinning leg lariat on Curtis Pierce sending him to the floor. (.....5) Troy "The Baller" Franklin clotheslines Curtis Pierce. Curtis Pierce get whipped into the corner and Troy "The Baller" Franklin follows himin with an avalanche. (......6) Troy "The Baller" Franklin double underhook faceslams Curtis Pierce hard to the Curtis Pierce. Troy "The Baller" Franklin bounces Curtis Pierce off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Curtis Pierce is up again. (.......7) Troy "The Baller" Franklin picks Curtis Pierce up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Troy "The Baller" Franklin moves back to his feet. Troy "The Baller" Franklin hits a frog splash on Curtis Pierce. Troy "The Baller" Franklin is back on his feet. Curtis Pierce moves back to his feet. (........8) Troy "The Baller" Franklin gives Curtis Pierce the cobra clutch suplex onto the floor. Troy "The Baller" Franklin slingshot elbow drops Curtis Pierce. Troy "The Baller" Franklin goes to the ring. (.........9)(...........10). ]
Steve Travis - We've got ourselves a winner!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, Troy "The Baller" Franklin!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:01:30 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Steve Travis - Good win there for 'The Baller'.
Tom Roberts - Sure was, it's always nice to start off a career in any promotion 1-0.
Johnny Vendetta - You got that right.
Tom Roberts - Well guys, I must say this. Tonight is only just now getting underway and it's been an amazing night. Add this to last week, I can honestly say I'm proud to be part of the promotion.
Johnny Vendetta - You and me both Roberts.
Steve Travis - Same goes for me as well.
Tom Roberts - And next week we crown another champion.
Johnny Vendetta - And, WrestleFest is just around the corner.
Steve Travis - It's sure gonna be exciting around here.
Tom Roberts - I agree.
Johnny Vendetta - And it's gonna get exciting again as our next match is set to happen, to the ring we go!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:01:45 GMT -6
Strikeout vs Cory Jenkins
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 223 pounds, from Cooperstown,New York, Strikeout!!!
[Strikeout comes to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Las Vegas,Nevada, Cory Jenkins!!! (crowd cheers **)
[Cory Jenkins walks to the ring. David Kohler is the referee for this contest. Strikeout executes a pumphandle suplex on Cory Jenkins. Cory Jenkins places Strikeout on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Cory Jenkins gets hit with a back heel kick. Cory Jenkins gets hit with the shooting star press from Strikeout. David Kohler counts. ...1 ...2 Cory Jenkins escapes. ]
Steve Travis - Strikeout should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Cory Jenkins is back on his feet. Strikeout executes a jawbreakeron Cory Jenkins. ]
Tom Roberts - Strikeout executes a jawbreaker.
[Strikeout gets up. Cory Jenkins hits Strikeout with the back of his elbow. Strikeout gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Cory Jenkins comes over and smashes Strikeout's head into it. Cory Jenkins is hit with a backward kick. Cory Jenkins is back on his feet. Cory Jenkins spinebuster bombs Strikeout onto the mat. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Nice spinebuster bomb by Cory Jenkins.
[Cory Jenkins goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Strikeout escapes. ]
Steve Travis - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Strikeout executes a swinging neckbreaker on Cory Jenkins. ]
Johnny Vendetta - That swinging neckbreaker was very good.
Tom Roberts - This is quality sports entertainment!
[Cory Jenkins chops Strikeout. Strikeout tackles Cory Jenkins. Cory Jenkins gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Strikeout. Strikeout gets up. Cory Jenkins gets hit with the shooting star press from Strikeout. Referee David Kohler makes the count. ...1 Cory Jenkins escapes. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Strikeout should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Cory Jenkins gets up. Strikeout with an Aztecan suplex on Cory Jenkins sends him to the mat. Cory Jenkins uses a swinging DDT to plant Strikeout's head into the mat. ]
Steve Travis - Nice swinging DDT by Cory Jenkins.
[Cory Jenkins is up again. Cory Jenkins drags Strikeout to the floor. ]
Tom Roberts - Cory Jenkins can't get a pin at ringside.
[David Kohler starts the count (.1) ]
Johnny Vendetta - What an outstanding match!
[Cory Jenkins climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Strikeout. Now Cory Jenkins standing. Strikeout gets back to his feet. Cory Jenkins executes a headlock takedown. They head back into the ring. Strikeout piledrives Cory Jenkins. Strikeout fist drops Cory Jenkins on the mat. Strikeout gets back to his feet. Cory Jenkins moves back to his feet. Strikeout executes the Supper DDT on Cory Jenkins! Strikeout covers Cory Jenkins. David Kohler counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Steve Travis - We've got ourselves a winner!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, Strikeout!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:03 GMT -6
Commercial Break
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:09 GMT -6
Announce Desk
Tom Roberts - Welcome back ladies and gentlemen.
Johnny Vendetta - Don't you just love how much work USPW puts into bringing tradition back.
Steve Travis - You talking about those vintage, classic commercials?
Johnny Vendetta - You know it!
Steve Travis - Yeah gotta love those.
Tom Roberts - And you both gotta love in ring action even more, so back to the ring!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:19 GMT -6
"Magnificent" Mark Turner vs "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 243 pounds, from Charlotte,North Carolina accompanied by Grayson Parker III, "Magnificent" Mark Turner!!! (crowd boos ***)
["Magnificent" Mark Turner comes to the ring. ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 298 pounds, from Moscow,Russia accompanied by Chester Gold, "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov!!! (crowd boos *)
[The Russian National Anthem hits and red and gold pyro goes off and Leonid slowly makes his way to the ring. "Magnificent" Mark Turner places "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov executes a pumphandle suplex on "Magnificent" Mark Turner. (ring, ring, ring) "Magnificent" Mark Turner executes the jumping sidekick on "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov. "Magnificent" Mark Turner measures "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov up and drops a closed fist. "Magnificent" Mark Turner stands up. "Magnificent" Mark Turner grabs "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov and applies an arm wrench. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov is up again. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov puts "Magnificent" Mark Turner on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. ]
Johnny Vendetta - That belly-to-belly superplex was very good.
["Magnificent" Mark Turner gets hit with the shooting star press from "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov. Referee Robert Mosher makes the count. ...1 ...2 "Magnificent" Mark Turner escapes. ]
Tom Roberts - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
["The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov picks up "Magnificent" Mark Turner and delivers a bone crunching shoulderbreaker. They lockup. Chester Gold sends "Magnificent" Mark Turner to the corner of the ring. "Magnificent" Mark Turner nails "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov with a belly-to-back suplex. "Magnificent" Mark Turner climbs to his feet. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov stands up. "Magnificent" Mark Turner takes "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov down with a knee. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov stands up. "Magnificent" Mark Turner uses a closed fist on "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov sends "Magnificent" Mark Turner into Robert Mosher he goes down. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov hits "Magnificent" Mark Turner with a heart punch. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov sucks chants start in the crowd. "Magnificent" Mark Turner gets hit with a diving elbow smash from "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov gets up. "Classy" Mike C and Shawn Starr come to the ring. "Classy" Mike C suplexes "Magnificent" Mark Turner. "Classy" Mike C measures "Magnificent" Mark Turner up and drops a closed fist. "Classy" Mike C moves back to his feet. Shawn Starr punches "Magnificent" Mark Turner repeatedly. Shawn Starr trys for a back breaker but is unable to lift "Magnificent" Mark Turner. Just then two huge men in face paint come dow to the ring and fight off "Classy" Mike C and Shawn Starr to the back.Ordered is restored. Robert Mosher gets up. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov springboard DDT's "Magnificent" Mark Turner onto the mat! "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov sucks chants start in the crowd. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov gets up. "Magnificent" Mark Turner is up again. "Magnificent" Mark Turner is nailed with a waistlock suplex from "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov. "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov executes the Supper DDT on "Magnificent" Mark Turner! "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov covers "Magnificent" Mark Turner. Robert Mosher counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Johnny Vendetta - We've got ourselves a winner!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, "The Russian Lion" Leonid Orlov!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:32 GMT -6
"Classy" Mike C vs AJ Johnson
Mike Cardella - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 263 pounds, from Manchester,England, "Classy" Mike C!!! (crowd boos ****)
[The guitar intro from "I'm So Bored With The USA" by The Clash kicks in and strobe lighting flashes at the top of the ramp. Classy Mike C steps out onto the stage and holds his arms out to his side in a confrontational manner and smirks at the crowd, prompting a chorus of boos. Mike C walks down t ]
Mike Cardella - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Atlanta,Georgia, AJ Johnson!!! (crowd boos ****)
[AJ Johnson walks to the ring. Robert Mosher is the referee for this contest. "Classy" Mike C executes a pumphandle suplex on AJ Johnson. AJ Johnson executes a pumphandle suplex on "Classy" Mike C. (ding, ding, ding) "Classy" Mike C uses a snap mare takeover on AJ Johnson. "Classy" Mike C grabs AJ Johnson and applies an arm wrench. AJ Johnson moves back to his feet. "Classy" Mike C gets sent into the turnbuckle while AJ Johnson hits him with a splash. ]
Johnny Vendetta - If AJ Johnson keeps using moves like that splash he could win the match!
[AJ Johnson drags "Classy" Mike C to the floor. Robert Mosher starts the count (.1) AJ Johnson picks up "Classy" Mike C and drops him neck first on the ropes. "Classy" Mike C moves back to his feet. They fight into the aisle. (..2) AJ Johnson rakes his fingers across "Classy" Mike C's back. AJ Johnson double underhook faceslams "Classy" Mike C hard to the "Classy" Mike C. "Classy" Mike C and AJ Johnson move back to ringside. "Classy" Mike C takes AJ Johnson into the ring. "Classy" Mike C punches AJ Johnson repeatedly. AJ Johnson gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. "Classy" Mike C sucks chants start in the crowd. "Classy" Mike C executes the Supper DDT on AJ Johnson! AJ Johnson gets hit with the shooting star press from "Classy" Mike C. Referee Robert Mosher makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Steve Travis - "Classy" Mike C has won the match!
Mike Cardella - The winner of this match, "Classy" Mike C!!!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:43 GMT -6
Backstage w/Robert Divine
["Juggernaut" by Cave In roars over the PA system as the fans jump to their feet to welcome none other than Robert Divine. Divine jolts out from behind the curtains, and throws his hands in the air - truly working the crowd. He quickly paces towards the ring, grabs a microphone from the time keeper and slides under the bottom rope.
Robert Divine - Ladies and Gentlemen! It feels great to be back in the ring! Last week I had a minor set back with a loss to Flames, but tonight is a whole new game. I'm ready to put my best foot forward and truly make an impact.
[Even though this is USPW's second live event, the crowd is really getting behind Divine. This mostly deals with his actions last week after his defeat against Flames, shaking the hand of his opponent after the loss. The fans continue to show their appreciation for this stand-up gesture.]
Robert Divine - I have been diligently training all week, so I hope that Jasper Locke is ready to do battle. Because I surely am ready to put on a show for all of you great fans in Washington DC! But, you didn't come here to listen to me talk... you came here for the wrestling. So, lets get this started!
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Post by Mr. Mischoff on Apr 6, 2012 5:02:57 GMT -6
Jasper Locke vs Robert Divine
Johnny Vendetta - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Houston, Texas, Jasper Locke!!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Jasper Locke walks to the ring. Roger Ross is the referee for this contest. Robert Divine places Jasper Locke on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Jasper Locke executes a pumphandle suplex on Robert Divine . (ding, ding, ding) Jasper Locke gets hit with a dragon scerw from Robert Divine . Robert Divine gets back to his feet. Robert Divine knees Jasper Locke and rolls back to his feet. Jasper Locke is back on his feet. Jasper Locke leg lariats Robert Divine , sending him to the mat. Jasper Locke and Robert Divine go to the floor Roger Ross starts the count (.1) (..2) Jasper Locke fist drops Robert Divine on the floor. ]
Johnny Vendetta - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from Mason City, Iowa, Robert Divine !!! (crowd cheers ***)
[Robert Divine comes to the ring. ]
[Roger Ross is the referee for this contest. Robert Divine places Jasper Locke on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Jasper Locke executes a pumphandle suplex on Robert Divine . (ding, ding, ding) Jasper Locke gets hit with a dragon scerw from Robert Divine . Robert Divine gets back to his feet. Robert Divine knees Jasper Locke and rolls back to his feet. Jasper Locke is back on his feet. Jasper Locke leg lariats Robert Divine , sending him to the mat. Jasper Locke and Robert Divine go to the floor Roger Ross starts the count (.1) (..2) Jasper Locke fist drops Robert Divine on the floor. ]
Johnny Vendetta - fist drop!
[Jasper Locke is back on his feet. (...3) Jasper Locke gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Robert Divine comes over and smashes Jasper Locke's head into it. (....4) Robert Divine executes a swinging bulldog on Jasper Locke driving Jasper Locke's face into the floor. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Robert Divine grabs Jasper Locke and applies an arm wrench. Jasper Locke gets back to his feet. Jasper Locke hits Robert Divine with a single arm DDT. Robert Divine gets back to his feet. Jasper Locke and Robert Divine go to the floor Roger Ross starts the count (.1) Jasper Locke throws a chair at Robert Divine . (..2) Jasper Locke knifehand chops Robert Divine . (...3) Robert Divine rakes the face of Jasper Locke in attempt to make a come back. (....4) Jasper Locke gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. ]
Tom Roberts - Robert Divine with a corkscrew armdrag.
[(.....5) They fight into the aisle. Jasper Locke and Robert Divine move back to ringside. Jasper Locke and Robert Divine move back into the ring. Jasper Locke hits Robert Divine with a heart punch. Robert Divine gets hit with the shooting star press from Jasper Locke. The ref starts the count. ...1 Robert Divine kicks out. ]
Johnny Vendetta - Jasper Locke should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.
[Robert Divine is up again. Jasper Locke executes a swinging bulldog on Robert Divine driving Robert Divine 's face into the mat. Jasper Locke stands up. Jasper Locke with a jumping DDT on Robert Divine . Jasper Locke stands up. Jasper Locke drags Robert Divine to the floor. Roger Ross starts the count (.1) Robert Divine gets back to his feet. (..2) Robert Divine connects with a flying knee. Jasper Locke goes down. ]
Steve Travis - Robert Divine executes a knee.
[Jasper Locke moves back to his feet. Jasper Locke rakes the face of Robert Divine in attempt to make a come back. Jasper Locke spins around Robert Divine 's back and DDT's him into the floor. Jasper Locke chants start. Jasper Locke gets up. Now Robert Divine standing. Robert Divine takes Jasper Locke into the ring. Robert Divine picks up Jasper Locke and executes the cradle DDT. Robert Divine climbs to his feet. Robert Divine hits Jasper Locke with an elbowdrop. Robert Divine chants start. Jasper Locke is back on his feet. Robert Divine executes a neck breaker. Robert Divine makes the cover with a roling reverse cradle. Roger Ross counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Johnny Vendetta - We've got ourselves a winner!
Johnny Vendetta - The winner of this match, Robert Divine !!!
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