Post by Andrew Savage on Aug 3, 2012 16:30:42 GMT -6
[Screen opens up to Andrew and Aeryn walking up a hill. Andrew's wearing jeans, a black T-shirt with a backwards black on black baseball hat. Then it jumps to them together on a couch.]
Andrew - Whats good...
Aeryn- and I'm his wife Aeryn Savage.
[Andrew and Aeryn smile. Then it cuts to Sara and her new boyfriend Skyler Johnson.]
SJ - What's up I'm Skyler and this is my girlfriend Sara.
Sara - Hi everyone!
[Cut back to the hill. The two couples walk up to a gate. A tan man pops out from there.]
Host - Hello and welcome to our hotel. Andrew, Sara, you two are coming with me.
[Andrew looks confused while Sara sits there with her dumb smile on her face.]
Host - Skyler, Aeryn, you two will be going home.
Aeryn - Oh no way you're not letting me in somewhere. I'm Aeryn Savage bitch!
[Security grabs Aeryn and helps Skyler leave. Aeryn keeps cursing as she's dragged away from the hotel.]
Sara- Andrew, like, this is going to be soooooo much fun. I can't wait!
Andrew - AW Fucking hell no.
[The scene cuts to a van where Aeryn is steaming. Skyler just sits not non-chalantly. The driver speaks.]
Driver - You two aren't really going home. You're going to a separate hotel to spy on your significant others.
Aeryn - What? Why am I being banned again from staying with Andrew? He's not better than me.
SJ - Cool, man.
[Scene cuts to Andrew and Sara checking into their room.]
Andrew- Guess I'll take this bed.
[Andrew puts his suitcase on a bed.]
Sara - So this is the bed we're sleeping on?
Andrew - This is the bed I'm sleeping on.
Sara - Cool, I'll like put my pillow over there because I just bought this special little pillow.
Andrew - Kiddo, you're sleeping on that bed.
Sara - Why would I do that your sleeping on this one? That's silly!
Andrew - You're still fuckin weird. I'm married to Aeryn.
Sara - I know, I think that's kinda hot.
Andrew - What are you talking about? You and Skyler are dating.
Sara - Yeah, for like a month.
Andrew - A Month?
Sara - Yeah, I met him after are little thing we had at another house show.
Andrew - Yes i remember are little thing but we will never happen again ever.
Sara - You look hot in those jeans.
Andrew - This weekend is gonna blow big time.
[Scene cuts to the hotel room where Aeryn and Skyler are staying. It's a very low class hotel.]
SJ - I'll take this bed.
[Skyler jumps on a bed and lays down.]
Aeryn - What the hell is this hotel? Do they not know who the fuck I am? I'm Aeryn Savage, bitch! I don't deserve this shitty ass hotel! Give me a phone I'm calling my agent this is bullshit.
[The host walks in.]
Host - Welcome to the Effect. You can see where your significant other is on that TV. Andrew is the green light and Sara is the red. First off you have to opportunity to either listen to but not watch them at a day spa or watch but not listen to them play a game of basketball.
SJ - Basketball.
Aeryn - Shut up Skyler I'm picking! Basketball.
[Scene cuts to Andrew and Sara at a basketball court. The host walks on the screen.]
Host - Today you'll be playing strip Horse.
Sara - Strip whores?
Host - No (chuckles) Horse. Same rules apply but instead of getting a letter you remove an article of clothing. Andrew, you're first.
Andrew - Ok Cool.
[Andrew goes to the foul line and shoots a shot.]
Andrew - Buckets. Go ahead Sara.
[Sara doesn't even look when she shoots and misses horribly. She removes her shirt.]
Andrew - You sure you don't wanna start with your shoes or something?
Sara - No, lets keep going.
[Scene cuts to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - Andrew! That asshole! He probably told her to start with her shirt!
SJ - I don't think so.
[Cuts back to the game. Angel shoots a close up shot.]
Andrew - Seriously try and make one this time im not playing these games.
[Sara again misses on purpose. This time she takes off her pants.]
Andrew - Come on Sara, what are you doing?
Sara - Playing. Lets go.
[Andrew goes right underneath the basket and shoots it in. Sara goes and throughs it up in the air. It surprisingly goes in. She takes off her bra.]
Andrew - Sara, it went in!
Sara - I didn't see it go in.
[Sara goes to kiss Andrew but he ducks out of the way.]
Anderw - Whoa! I'm married!
Sara - I don't care.
[Scene cuts to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - That little tramp!
SJ - I know.
Aeryn - I'm gonna beat her ass for trying to kiss my husband!
SJ - Easy, it will get worse.
[The host walks in.]
Host - These two are now heading out for dinner. You can listen in on them for ony a few minutes.
Aeryn - Okay, lets hear that bitch.
[scene cuts to Andrew and Sara at dinner. You can see but Aeryn and Skyler can't.]
Sara - So whats you been up to?
Andrew - I facing off against Damien Vincent for my USPW united States Championship.
Sara - Damien Vincent?
[Andrew looks a bit confused for a sec but continues.]
Andrew - Damien is an up and coming rookie who has alot of guts and can put up a good fight.
Sara - Yeah, Damien.
Andrew - You haven't changed at all, have you?
Sara - What do you mean?
Andrew - Do you wanna just get fucked or something?
[Andrew winks at the cameraman.]
Sara - Haha, maybe.
Andrew - Yup still the same as always.
Sara - I'm not a slut or anything. I just miss you.
Andrew - You have Skyler.
Sara - He's just my now. You and me had something. We were married.
Andrew - Yeah, and you left me for dead. I'm married to Aeryn now.
[back to Aeryn ]
Aeryn - You bet your fucking ass you are.
[Back to dinner]
Sara - Baby I know I made a mistake and I've changed. I want to come back to you.
Andrew - This is like the first time we've talked in a clean year and a half.
Sara - I know.
Anrew - Whatever, I'm going to bed.
Sara - Ooooooh.
[Back to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - Going to bed? What the fuck does he mean by that? That asshole!
SJ - Better watch out.
Aeryn - We can see them on this TV thing.
SJ - Why is the red light going back and forth onto the bed with the green light?
Aeryn - I don't know why.
SJ - They are doing some kinky shit over there!
[Scene cuts to Andrew Savage trying to sleep while Sara Wolf keeps trying to sneak into bed with him. Andrew Savage continues to push her out of bed with him but she keeps trying. Back to Aeryn and Skyler.]
SJ - Maybe we should sleep together? Since they are.
Aeryn - You're not touching me you sick freak.
SJ - Come onnnnnn.
Aeryn - Don't touch me you dirty prick.
[Aeryn goes to bed, alone. The scene fades out and back in to the next day. The host is talking to Angel and Sara.]
Host - You two have a choice. Either stay with the person you're with, or go back to your Ex. Choose wisely.
[Montage of them thinking. Finally Andrew Savage walks up to Aeryn.]
Aeryn- Don't even look at me you sick son of a bitch. You know I was watching you fool around with Sara?
Andrew - Fool around? That bitch was crazy! Kept trying to fuck me and all. Baby, I did nothing. I love you.
Aeryn - Really?
Andrew - It's why I picked Sara.
Aeryn - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
[Aeryn starts hitting Andrew as he's laughing.]
Andrew - Im kidding Im kidding. Of course I picked you baby.
[Aeryn stops and smiles.]
Aeryn - You better have, or I'll cut your balls off.
[Andrew starts to laugh but realizes she's serious. Scene cuts to Skyler and Sara.]
Sara - So like I totally think I love Andrew and stuff. So I'm gonna pick him.
SJ - Figured. Call me later.
Sara - Alright no problem.
[Skyler walks off. Andrew and Sara now meet.]
Sara - Andrew, this past couple days made me realize how much I miss you. I really want to get back together, I pick you.
Andrew - How many times do I have to tell you. I'm married to Aeryn.
Sara - But you're picking me?
Andrew - No Fucking way am I ever picking you again.
[Aeryn walks over to Andrew and he puts his arm around her and kisses her on the cheek.]
Aeryn - Move bitch.
[Sara smiles and walks off. Scene cuts out to Andrew and Aeryn smiling as Andrew Savage holds Aeryn from behind.]
Andrew - Whats good...
Aeryn- and I'm his wife Aeryn Savage.
[Andrew and Aeryn smile. Then it cuts to Sara and her new boyfriend Skyler Johnson.]
SJ - What's up I'm Skyler and this is my girlfriend Sara.
Sara - Hi everyone!
[Cut back to the hill. The two couples walk up to a gate. A tan man pops out from there.]
Host - Hello and welcome to our hotel. Andrew, Sara, you two are coming with me.
[Andrew looks confused while Sara sits there with her dumb smile on her face.]
Host - Skyler, Aeryn, you two will be going home.
Aeryn - Oh no way you're not letting me in somewhere. I'm Aeryn Savage bitch!
[Security grabs Aeryn and helps Skyler leave. Aeryn keeps cursing as she's dragged away from the hotel.]
Sara- Andrew, like, this is going to be soooooo much fun. I can't wait!
Andrew - AW Fucking hell no.
[The scene cuts to a van where Aeryn is steaming. Skyler just sits not non-chalantly. The driver speaks.]
Driver - You two aren't really going home. You're going to a separate hotel to spy on your significant others.
Aeryn - What? Why am I being banned again from staying with Andrew? He's not better than me.
SJ - Cool, man.
[Scene cuts to Andrew and Sara checking into their room.]
Andrew- Guess I'll take this bed.
[Andrew puts his suitcase on a bed.]
Sara - So this is the bed we're sleeping on?
Andrew - This is the bed I'm sleeping on.
Sara - Cool, I'll like put my pillow over there because I just bought this special little pillow.
Andrew - Kiddo, you're sleeping on that bed.
Sara - Why would I do that your sleeping on this one? That's silly!
Andrew - You're still fuckin weird. I'm married to Aeryn.
Sara - I know, I think that's kinda hot.
Andrew - What are you talking about? You and Skyler are dating.
Sara - Yeah, for like a month.
Andrew - A Month?
Sara - Yeah, I met him after are little thing we had at another house show.
Andrew - Yes i remember are little thing but we will never happen again ever.
Sara - You look hot in those jeans.
Andrew - This weekend is gonna blow big time.
[Scene cuts to the hotel room where Aeryn and Skyler are staying. It's a very low class hotel.]
SJ - I'll take this bed.
[Skyler jumps on a bed and lays down.]
Aeryn - What the hell is this hotel? Do they not know who the fuck I am? I'm Aeryn Savage, bitch! I don't deserve this shitty ass hotel! Give me a phone I'm calling my agent this is bullshit.
[The host walks in.]
Host - Welcome to the Effect. You can see where your significant other is on that TV. Andrew is the green light and Sara is the red. First off you have to opportunity to either listen to but not watch them at a day spa or watch but not listen to them play a game of basketball.
SJ - Basketball.
Aeryn - Shut up Skyler I'm picking! Basketball.
[Scene cuts to Andrew and Sara at a basketball court. The host walks on the screen.]
Host - Today you'll be playing strip Horse.
Sara - Strip whores?
Host - No (chuckles) Horse. Same rules apply but instead of getting a letter you remove an article of clothing. Andrew, you're first.
Andrew - Ok Cool.
[Andrew goes to the foul line and shoots a shot.]
Andrew - Buckets. Go ahead Sara.
[Sara doesn't even look when she shoots and misses horribly. She removes her shirt.]
Andrew - You sure you don't wanna start with your shoes or something?
Sara - No, lets keep going.
[Scene cuts to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - Andrew! That asshole! He probably told her to start with her shirt!
SJ - I don't think so.
[Cuts back to the game. Angel shoots a close up shot.]
Andrew - Seriously try and make one this time im not playing these games.
[Sara again misses on purpose. This time she takes off her pants.]
Andrew - Come on Sara, what are you doing?
Sara - Playing. Lets go.
[Andrew goes right underneath the basket and shoots it in. Sara goes and throughs it up in the air. It surprisingly goes in. She takes off her bra.]
Andrew - Sara, it went in!
Sara - I didn't see it go in.
[Sara goes to kiss Andrew but he ducks out of the way.]
Anderw - Whoa! I'm married!
Sara - I don't care.
[Scene cuts to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - That little tramp!
SJ - I know.
Aeryn - I'm gonna beat her ass for trying to kiss my husband!
SJ - Easy, it will get worse.
[The host walks in.]
Host - These two are now heading out for dinner. You can listen in on them for ony a few minutes.
Aeryn - Okay, lets hear that bitch.
[scene cuts to Andrew and Sara at dinner. You can see but Aeryn and Skyler can't.]
Sara - So whats you been up to?
Andrew - I facing off against Damien Vincent for my USPW united States Championship.
Sara - Damien Vincent?
[Andrew looks a bit confused for a sec but continues.]
Andrew - Damien is an up and coming rookie who has alot of guts and can put up a good fight.
Sara - Yeah, Damien.
Andrew - You haven't changed at all, have you?
Sara - What do you mean?
Andrew - Do you wanna just get fucked or something?
[Andrew winks at the cameraman.]
Sara - Haha, maybe.
Andrew - Yup still the same as always.
Sara - I'm not a slut or anything. I just miss you.
Andrew - You have Skyler.
Sara - He's just my now. You and me had something. We were married.
Andrew - Yeah, and you left me for dead. I'm married to Aeryn now.
[back to Aeryn ]
Aeryn - You bet your fucking ass you are.
[Back to dinner]
Sara - Baby I know I made a mistake and I've changed. I want to come back to you.
Andrew - This is like the first time we've talked in a clean year and a half.
Sara - I know.
Anrew - Whatever, I'm going to bed.
Sara - Ooooooh.
[Back to Aeryn and Skyler.]
Aeryn - Going to bed? What the fuck does he mean by that? That asshole!
SJ - Better watch out.
Aeryn - We can see them on this TV thing.
SJ - Why is the red light going back and forth onto the bed with the green light?
Aeryn - I don't know why.
SJ - They are doing some kinky shit over there!
[Scene cuts to Andrew Savage trying to sleep while Sara Wolf keeps trying to sneak into bed with him. Andrew Savage continues to push her out of bed with him but she keeps trying. Back to Aeryn and Skyler.]
SJ - Maybe we should sleep together? Since they are.
Aeryn - You're not touching me you sick freak.
SJ - Come onnnnnn.
Aeryn - Don't touch me you dirty prick.
[Aeryn goes to bed, alone. The scene fades out and back in to the next day. The host is talking to Angel and Sara.]
Host - You two have a choice. Either stay with the person you're with, or go back to your Ex. Choose wisely.
[Montage of them thinking. Finally Andrew Savage walks up to Aeryn.]
Aeryn- Don't even look at me you sick son of a bitch. You know I was watching you fool around with Sara?
Andrew - Fool around? That bitch was crazy! Kept trying to fuck me and all. Baby, I did nothing. I love you.
Aeryn - Really?
Andrew - It's why I picked Sara.
Aeryn - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
[Aeryn starts hitting Andrew as he's laughing.]
Andrew - Im kidding Im kidding. Of course I picked you baby.
[Aeryn stops and smiles.]
Aeryn - You better have, or I'll cut your balls off.
[Andrew starts to laugh but realizes she's serious. Scene cuts to Skyler and Sara.]
Sara - So like I totally think I love Andrew and stuff. So I'm gonna pick him.
SJ - Figured. Call me later.
Sara - Alright no problem.
[Skyler walks off. Andrew and Sara now meet.]
Sara - Andrew, this past couple days made me realize how much I miss you. I really want to get back together, I pick you.
Andrew - How many times do I have to tell you. I'm married to Aeryn.
Sara - But you're picking me?
Andrew - No Fucking way am I ever picking you again.
[Aeryn walks over to Andrew and he puts his arm around her and kisses her on the cheek.]
Aeryn - Move bitch.
[Sara smiles and walks off. Scene cuts out to Andrew and Aeryn smiling as Andrew Savage holds Aeryn from behind.]
