Retiring some Revolution "Legends"

[Grave Digger]

SHADY ACRES RETIREMENT HOME

[The man they call “Mitch” looks up at the brightly lit sign, on a dark, rainy August night. “This is the place…” He mutters to himself, as he takes off his rain jacket, and fedora hat, and tosses them to the side and walks through the front door, making his way to the desk. Mitch reaches out and DINGS on the bell in front of him, to let the staff know someone is waiting. He looks around and sees several very elderly people partaking in such activities as checkers and napping on the reclining chairs.]

Representitive: Can I help you, sir?

Mitch: Ohh, hello. This is the retirement home, right?

Representitive: Only the best in the area! If you have an elderly loved one in need of special care, we’re the place to come to! We have years of experience!

Mitch: Ohh, right! I do have two people, ready for a place here…

Representitive: Wait a second! I know you!! You’re… a wrestler, right? Like Stone Cold?

Mitch: Me? No, I don’t think so. I retired. I work for USPW now, I guess you can say I’m a Road Agent.

Representitive: Ohh wow! A road agent?? So you drive USPW wrestlers around?? If you see Izzy Inzane can you get an autograph for me?

Mitch: Yeah, I suppose I could. Anyways, there’s these two, poor, poor, pitiful fools, their names are Dave Anderson and Eric Legend.

Representitive: Eric Legend?? That guy is still around?? Man, he was old washed up news when I was watching him on that awful NWF show. What was it called? Revolution? I don’t know, just thank goodness it was cancelled. It was really a piece of shit.

Mitch: Yeah, well, your main wrestlers are Xbox390 and your GM is E-Unit, I guess all you can expect is a failure.

Representitive: Well if you bring that old washed up Eric Legend and his tag team partner here, I’m sure we can make arrangements.

Mitch: Good… Because Your Poisonous Destruction is going to end their careers, next Wednesday at Night of Champions… These simpletons belong in a grave, not a retirement home.

[Mitch rings the bell again just for a laugh as he walks out the door again with a big smile, and reaches into his pockets for a mask of some kind, as the scene fades to black.]

[Eric Legend]

A message from Eric Legend to Grave Digger from revolution.com

Eric Legend: Hey fat lips, shut up! Retirement home? Yeah when we been around as long as we have, and done the things we have. Yeah we do belong retired, we belong retired in the hall of fame! You wish your career was half as good as ours! We will continue to be around for years to come, because guys like GM RAY Cloe and Mischoff need us around, it wasn't for us. You would be working the car wash! We saved this damn company! But since we saved this company you think for a second that means we are going to save you three punks? No! Saving you three isn't up to us. That is up to the Wrestling GODS! If they want you saved or not. It's not even up to US! The wrestling gods are much higher then you and ME! The wrestling Gods are those who look down on us, and make what you see happening! The wrestling gods above right now, are the ones claiming ANDREW SAVAGE and Predator are our TOP CHAMPIONS! It maybe a disgrace to some of us, some of us may have the idea of those two the face of our industry! But it's how the gods want it!! So right now, God's want it for LIFE AFTER DEATH to kick your teeth in then so be it. You need to except it! Just like I excepted SAVAGE as our leader! FOR NOW! Grave Digger, if your thinking of getting into our match don't bother. We have no third man, we have nobody else to even the odds. So you do what you must, you do what you NEED to do. Come sneak attack while ref is turned, but one thing will be clear. It will be a three on two attack, God's above don't let handicapped matches end so easy if you think back! Wrestling God's on tv never allow the 3 on 2 attack to go unanswered to often Am I correct GD? You may get us this week in your assualt, but in the end GOD will allow the odds to be even, that is when we get ours. So keep it EVEN and it can go either way. You will have a fifty fifty chance of surviving! So STAY OUT!!!

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