Post by Chamber God on Aug 2, 2012 16:06:44 GMT -6
Date: August 2nd
Time: 5:25pm
Location: USPW Arena Press conference
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the room is filling up with all the biggest reporters of professional wrestling, you name the guy he is in the room. Reporters and gossip kings from all over the world, the dude from TMZ the guy from lordsofpain the one reporter from WWE even. Yeah the names mean nothing because well, they mean nothing not when the name "Chamber God" is lighting up the marque. as all the reporters gather,
"Get Naken" by M.o.M begins to blast over the pa system, its loud as ever. The camera crews and reporters cover there ears, as it blast. Out from the curtain the curtain that has the USPW logo up and down it comes Joe Chambers. He comes out wearing sunglasses, he smiles at the cameras as they flash. He stands at the podum he looks around he stairs into the cameras he takes a deep breath. He is chewing gum, he takes a deep breath again he puts his lips to the mic he opens but stops. He looks around he begins to sweat, he leaves the floor he reaches backstage. He is pacing back and forth, he looks at his watch.
Jc) I can't do this! It's to soon, way to soon! :: to himself he is speaking::
Jc) I am putting to much pressure on myself, going straight after the Revolution Champion off the bat? Am I nuts? I am ok with just being a behind the scenes guy, with just being Mikey's brother.
Joe's step mom comes over from behind Johan Livva! She comes over and hugs Joe Chambers, he feels behind himself and feels his step mother. He doesn't move, he feels her big breast on his back he just relaxes he thinks he begins to dream but he quickly snaps out of it and turns to his mother his step mother that is. She smiles at him, she looks down while she embraces him with a big hug, she looks down at something developing down below. It crashes into her pelvis, she looks at Joe in the eyes
Johan: Whats the matter sweetie?
Jc: I am nervous mom, I I don't think I can do it at Night of Champions. It appears maybe I made a mistake. Maybe I am going to high, I should start low. Go up against some of the newbies or something. Sounds like a good way to go what you think?
Johan looks at Joe in the eyes
Jc: Mom?Hello?
she snaps out of it
Johan: Either way will work, sometimes starting at the bottom can be a new way to start things. But see how it goes Wed, you may walk out Champion off the bat, then you can still start at the bottom giving all the bottom feeders chances at shinning even a tiny bit. Cause lets face it son, anybody that is seen with you always looks sexy
Joe stopped listening half way though that sentance, he snaps out of it
Jc) I have a press conferance to give be right back mom
He gives his step mom a kiss on the cheek, she gives Joe a sexy smile as he walks out to the podum. He walks up to the podum again, his music playing. He walks up he looks around. He gulps, he takes his gum and places it under the podum and makes it stick. He puts his lips to the mic
Jc) The Chamber God is HERE! That's all I need to say! Thank you
Joe Chambers stands on the platform with his hand raised, as "Get Naked" blast, the camera's flick reporters jump up to ask questions. He poses with his hand up in the air, as camera fades out
Time: 5:25pm
Location: USPW Arena Press conference
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the room is filling up with all the biggest reporters of professional wrestling, you name the guy he is in the room. Reporters and gossip kings from all over the world, the dude from TMZ the guy from lordsofpain the one reporter from WWE even. Yeah the names mean nothing because well, they mean nothing not when the name "Chamber God" is lighting up the marque. as all the reporters gather,
"Get Naken" by M.o.M begins to blast over the pa system, its loud as ever. The camera crews and reporters cover there ears, as it blast. Out from the curtain the curtain that has the USPW logo up and down it comes Joe Chambers. He comes out wearing sunglasses, he smiles at the cameras as they flash. He stands at the podum he looks around he stairs into the cameras he takes a deep breath. He is chewing gum, he takes a deep breath again he puts his lips to the mic he opens but stops. He looks around he begins to sweat, he leaves the floor he reaches backstage. He is pacing back and forth, he looks at his watch.
Jc) I can't do this! It's to soon, way to soon! :: to himself he is speaking::
Jc) I am putting to much pressure on myself, going straight after the Revolution Champion off the bat? Am I nuts? I am ok with just being a behind the scenes guy, with just being Mikey's brother.
Joe's step mom comes over from behind Johan Livva! She comes over and hugs Joe Chambers, he feels behind himself and feels his step mother. He doesn't move, he feels her big breast on his back he just relaxes he thinks he begins to dream but he quickly snaps out of it and turns to his mother his step mother that is. She smiles at him, she looks down while she embraces him with a big hug, she looks down at something developing down below. It crashes into her pelvis, she looks at Joe in the eyes
Johan: Whats the matter sweetie?
Jc: I am nervous mom, I I don't think I can do it at Night of Champions. It appears maybe I made a mistake. Maybe I am going to high, I should start low. Go up against some of the newbies or something. Sounds like a good way to go what you think?
Johan looks at Joe in the eyes
Jc: Mom?Hello?
she snaps out of it
Johan: Either way will work, sometimes starting at the bottom can be a new way to start things. But see how it goes Wed, you may walk out Champion off the bat, then you can still start at the bottom giving all the bottom feeders chances at shinning even a tiny bit. Cause lets face it son, anybody that is seen with you always looks sexy
Joe stopped listening half way though that sentance, he snaps out of it
Jc) I have a press conferance to give be right back mom
He gives his step mom a kiss on the cheek, she gives Joe a sexy smile as he walks out to the podum. He walks up to the podum again, his music playing. He walks up he looks around. He gulps, he takes his gum and places it under the podum and makes it stick. He puts his lips to the mic
Jc) The Chamber God is HERE! That's all I need to say! Thank you
Joe Chambers stands on the platform with his hand raised, as "Get Naked" blast, the camera's flick reporters jump up to ask questions. He poses with his hand up in the air, as camera fades out